salem

18 • ace lesbian • they/xe/venom/newt/ae mostly inactive

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[aftonroboticsincorperated]

Quality dancing right here

[aftonroboticsincorperated]

I always see stuff about fangirls and possibly getting boyfriends but what if two fangirls started dating each other

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[aftonroboticsincorperated]

woah did i actually sign into this acc again? yeah. will i actually be fully back? nah

anyways my new tumblr is @sapphicsaffir so go follow me there ig

[goddesstrolls-archive]

this is all i’m going to say

if you think shipping kids with adults is okay, block me.

if you think it’s okay because it’s fictional, block me.

if you think it’s okay because “it’s better than doing it in real life” or “no one’s getting hurt”, block me.

if you think pedophilia is okay, block me.

this is not up for debate. shut up and block me.

[memescomedy]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Man screw the idea that you NEED to break stereotypes when you’re part of a normally marginalised group. Lesbians, go full lumberjack if that’s what you want. Gay men, be as flamboyant as your heart desires. Bisexuals, date as many people as you want. Trans people, express your identities however you like. You aren’t obliged to break stereotypes and go against the crowd. Just be yourself man, whatever that is.

[the-desolated-quill]

Media need to break stereotypes. Real people don’t. You do you :)

[maddox-rider]

You deserve all the D’s..I mean CAKE in the world 🍰💕

[lmitchell78-deactivated20190802]

Happy Birthday to our boy Sam Winchester! No one but Jared Padalecki could have brought so much life into this character. We love them both!

[iheartseguin91]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎁🎉

[crowleyisourking]

Happy Birthday, Sam Winchester!!

Happy 36th birthday to my favorite moose.

[berezneva12]

Happy Birthday, Sam!

[audhdsam]

Me on any other fictional character’s birthday:

Me on may 2nd: IT IS SAM FUCKING WINCHESTER’S BIRTHDAY!!! BORN MAY 2ND, 1983. WHO IS THE MOST KIND, FORGIVING, GENEROUS, AND HEORIC MAN EVER! LOML ENERGY!

[aftonroboticsincorperated]

Jack: Gabriel, how did you know you loved Sam?

Gabriel: He punched me in the face and called me a coward.

Castiel: And they say romance is dead.

[castielss]

Happy Birthday Sam Winchester, Born in May 2nd, 1983 (36th years)

“You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can’t do that again.”

[alwaysultrasecret-deactivated20]

36 Things to Love About Sam Winchester on His 36th Birthday

Beautiful smile

Dimples

Sunflower eyes

Selfless

Loyal

Kind

T a l l b o y

Swooshy hair

Likes Celine Dion songs

Diplomatic

Brave

Empathetic

Good with kids

Loves his son

So goddamn smart

Polyglot

Had a magic phase as a kid

Did theatre as a kid

Plaid

Tattoo

Respectful

Organized

Fucking awesome powers

Just wanted to be a lawyer

Judges based on quality of character

Loves dogs

Tiny little mole by his nose

Puppydog face

Can wield Mjolnir

Grief beard

Shot God with his own gun like holy shit

Loves Dean

Loves Cas

Good at casting spells

Never stops trying to be good

Always keeps fighting