Agent Mothman

He/Him Status: Working both this week (INACTIVE)

[ag3ntmothm4n]

~ Oh, you found me did you? I might as well introduce myself then. ~

My name is Dib, but you can also call me Agent Mothman if you'd prefer. As you could probably guess I'm a fictionkin of Dib Membrane from Invader Zim.

This is my main blog as of now, my old one had no content on it anyways.

My pronouns are He/Him, and I'm transgender and asexual. I also have autism and OCD.

My interests are the same as my source, but I also enjoy drawing and old technology.

What's my DNI? Easy. Don't interact with my blog if you're against LGBTQ, you're racist, or if you're a radqueer. DNI if you ship ZADR- I'm not okay with that kind of filth.

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I think the worst part about having two jobs is that I don't have enough time for Tumblr.

The weeks that I only do Subway are so much easier. I mean, I like Walmart but with all the driving it gets so exhausting after a while.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

youre not actually dib

Ah you caught me! I'm not Actually Dib- just regular Dib. Maybe not the Real Dib, but I'll simmer.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

i meant it, kys

Do I really have to take off anon permissions? I didn't do anything to you and nobody's been hurt as far as I know- I'm not going to kill myself.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Die

Wow, seriously? I'm frankly a bit curious on who sent this, what could I have possibly done for you to feel the need to tell me to cease? Hm. Most of this is just a joke, what do you think is going on anon?

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Sometimes I feel like my ramblings should have just stayed in high school, there's clearly no people with enough brain capacity to understand what's really going on here.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Im so tickled people are taking you less seriously for being what you are just because youre an ape, common human L

People are taking me seriously, I'm just better than you are. People are fine with a human being a human, but it's wild to them when Zim is right in their face. They just can't believe such a thing to be in front of them.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

I think in a few days it'll be my 6th year like this. I'm pretty sure I figured my kin stuff out on July 21st.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Something I'll never understand is the amount of people that think they know someone just because the person in question is also a fictional character. No, just because you watched the show I'm from doesn't mean you automatically know whether or not I'm 'gay 4' a person I was talking to last night. I'm sure they wouldn't like things to be said to them like that, but they think just because I'm a character they 'love and know everything about' they have the pass?

I understand that there's a lot of kids who could do this, and that might make me sound hypocritical but even when I was younger I understood that I wasn't able to read someone's fucking mind.

[zimvaderims]

As fun at is to ridicule you in public we could easily move this to tumblr dms, although there is a special kind of satisfaction to thrashing you in plain few of the slobbering masses. When i was younger i didnt care about any other living person but myself, i dont understand the drive, but i do get being fixated on me and my exploits, i am exceptional. That is as far as my sympathy goes

[ag3ntmothm4n]

I'm not too picky, honestly I would be fine with it since then people can't make wild theories about why I sound any certain way.

I can understand that you didn't care about anyone but yourself- that's really all you do isn't it? I understand them being enamored by your failures, but you're not exceptional.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

At the risk of sounding interested, what exactly IS this big project presentation thingy you keep alluding to? Are you finally doing a diagnosis on the true size of your gargantuan skull? Do they even make tape measures large enough for the attempt? Be careful doing such fraught scientific research with so little sleep, you never know what might randomly explode. With despise, ZiM

It's not about my head- which is an average size mind you- but it is something big. I'd rather keep the subject secret until it's done because on the outside it does seem like something uninteresting, unrealistic, and easy to write.

I'll tell you though, I'm getting into the nitty gritty deep end of this- I've been working on this theory for months now. I'm nearly done but the group I'm in is already tired of me. They think I'm crazy. They don't even listen to me when I have good evidence on things- god, no. I'm thinking about leaving before they kick me but I'm so close to being able to prove them wrong.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Something I'll never understand is the amount of people that think they know someone just because the person in question is also a fictional character. No, just because you watched the show I'm from doesn't mean you automatically know whether or not I'm 'gay 4' a person I was talking to last night. I'm sure they wouldn't like things to be said to them like that, but they think just because I'm a character they 'love and know everything about' they have the pass?

I understand that there's a lot of kids who could do this, and that might make me sound hypocritical but even when I was younger I understood that I wasn't able to read someone's fucking mind.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

I still haven't gone to sleep yet, I'll wake up after noon now. Another day wasted. At least I don't work this week, I would definitely be fired right now.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Well nevermind about sleeping too late, the only problem I have now is losing power. I do have a generator, but honestly I might not even bother with it. If I can get enough light in my house then I could finish one of the projects I've been putting off for weeks. I guess I could also do it outside, but it's already windy as hell so my papers might get blown away.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

I still haven't gone to sleep yet, I'll wake up after noon now. Another day wasted. At least I don't work this week, I would definitely be fired right now.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

You and Zim fighting is so funny. I'm giggling just typing this.

Good for you? I don't think it is.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Yoooou are juuuust sitting there like a greasy deep fried chicken WAITING to have its oily skin ripped off arent you?????

Oh please, greasy? I'm not greasy, but you most definitely are. You forgot the apostrophe in "aren't", and you're trying to insult me? Please, you're such an idiot.

[zimvaderims]

YEAH AND YOU TALK LIKE A REDDIOR SO WHOS REALLY THE L KING HERE???

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Reddit is a cesspool of incels and people even dumber than you. I wouldn't dare touch a website like that. That was a low blow.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Yoooou are juuuust sitting there like a greasy deep fried chicken WAITING to have its oily skin ripped off arent you?????

Oh please, greasy? I'm not greasy, but you most definitely are. You forgot the apostrophe in "aren't", and you're trying to insult me? Please, you're such an idiot.

[ag3ntmothm4n]

Something I hope I can get over eventually is the ZADR shippers. Most of them are kids that have never experienced an emotion close to what I 'felt towards Zim'. Even the wording is gross to me.

I feel like a puppet in a sense, you're making me act so unlike me. I would never say those kind of things to an alien of all people. Sure, I may be more negative towards them than I was ""in canon"", but even then I wasn't in love with him.