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ғɪᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ᴋɪɴ, ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴀᴍ ZɪM ᴀɴᴅ NONE ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ME

#invader zim fictive #invader zim kin #zim fictive #zim kin #what a dismal fucking hole i am in to be probing the internet like this

vortian-archive

fleethall

gooey

Some of you may be asking yourselves if this is some kind of bit, and you wish it was. The REAL "bit" is who i am when i am NOT like this. Oh, OH the laughs ive had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#zimposting #I regard my alternate personas like skin suits crafted for your comfortably and necessities to obtain my personal goals #this for me is just another friday

Hey check out this old guy busting out good music i didnt know they could do that?????????

#zimposting #Fascinating i didnt know they could do that #i marginally respect ONE elder

avosyaau

i love their dynamics too much [NOT LIKE SHIP OF COURSE] gir is such a baby Т-Т

You're a freaky guy yk that? A really freaky, goobed up weird guy. I'm lwk invested in this I hope you keep doing whatever this is.

"GOOBED UP"??? Im the least "goobed" most professional and sane irken youve ever met. IM A SERIOUS GUY. I PAY TAXES. I HAVE A DRIVERS LISENCE.

#zimposting #have fun with your lwk though i guess #what even is a lwk #some kind of dog???????

I AM INCENDIARY ON PURPOSE FOR FUN!!!!!!

#zimposting

ag3ntmothm4n

Im so tickled people are taking you less seriously for being what you are just because youre an ape, common human L

People are taking me seriously, I'm just better than you are. People are fine with a human being a human, but it's wild to them when Zim is right in their face. They just can't believe such a thing to be in front of them.

zimvaderims

Do you get light headded huffing that much of your own gas? Its so CLEARLY jealousy on their part, whatever sub par zimlike facsimiles theyve encountered in the past were mitigated by pedestrian complications, or unzimlike philogries. Of course the real thing would come as a bewildering shock. Theyre still adjusting to reality, it may take weeks, perhaps even years, for their malformed grey matter to wake to it.

Personally im not a "no doubles" guy because i find the attempts hysterical :)

#zimposting

Im very good at using tumblr i might be the best tumblr user to ever post

#zimposting

STOP BOTHERING OTHER PEOPLE COME BOTHER ME

#invader zim fictive #invader zim kin #I THINK ITS FUNNY AND CANT BE BOTHERED #SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT SO WELL HUMOURED

ag3ntmothm4n

Something I'll never understand is the amount of people that think they know someone just because the person in question is also a fictional character. No, just because you watched the show I'm from doesn't mean you automatically know whether or not I'm 'gay 4' a person I was talking to last night. I'm sure they wouldn't like things to be said to them like that, but they think just because I'm a character they 'love and know everything about' they have the pass?

I understand that there's a lot of kids who could do this, and that might make me sound hypocritical but even when I was younger I understood that I wasn't able to read someone's fucking mind.

zimvaderims

As fun at is to ridicule you in public we could easily move this to tumblr dms, although there is a special kind of satisfaction to thrashing you in plain few of the slobbering masses. When i was younger i didnt care about any other living person but myself, i dont understand the drive, but i do get being fixated on me and my exploits, i am exceptional. That is as far as my sympathy goes

#zimposting #ALSO I SLEPT GREAT. I AM SO VERY RESTED AND UNBOTHERED