woodcarver!

[agatha-morrigan]

jxmespsullivxn​:

-

“you bop me over the head normally, there’s no difference” he chuckled and held out his arm for her “farewell yoga ladies, i’m sure you’ll have other endeavours to attend to for a while. i promise agatha will be returned to you in due course” he liked the yoga ladies for agatha. she had been holed up on her own for too long. 

“given the situation, i’m not sure i can stop stressing”  he spoke between them while they walked away. 

-

“i’ll bop you twice as hard for that cheek” she smiled at their back and forth, taking his arm and bidding her goodbyes to the other yoga ladies “keep me updated on the buff bodaway brother and the dance teacher! i’ve got fifty bucks on them getting together!” she called back to them while james and her walked away. 

“i know, but stressing won’t get you the answers any quicker. jane said that she would be able to dig through the records for you and i trust the girl, she likes her research”

[agatha-morrigan]

#mysticwoodsmasquerade - agatha morrigan

hollow hootenanny 2023

aunt agatha here to show you bitches how its done. 

[thetreesareancient]

I go feral for antiques. Who held you? Who loved you? How did you end up here, with me?

[agatha-morrigan]

imattractedtopower​:

~

Mirage was well practised in switching on the charm when needed. There was a time and a place for it; sometimes, blending in required flying completely under the radar, other times it required niceties. Just enough not to leave a lasting impression in either direction.

“The curse of the small town,” Mirage replied with a soft laugh. “I’m here on an… extended business trip,” she explained. “I have visited your lovely town a few times here and there. Now I have the privilege of staying a few months.”

-

“a small town has it’s perks and it’s hindrances. depends which side of the fence you’re on to see which side is yours” she laughed along with her. “ooh business, so serious, so secretive.” she teased “well i hope your stay here is a pleasant and calm. this town has a knack for telenovela level drama, and with that comes everyone knowing your business. here’s hoping you get to avoid that.”

[agatha-morrigan]

jxmespsullivxn​:

@agatha-morrigan​

“agatha morrigan, will you stop stirring up trouble with those yoga ladies of yours and get a move on? we’re going to be late if you keep gabbing away.” he chimed in when agatha and the other ladies had taken a moment to come up for air “we can catch up with the ladies later”

-

a dramatic playful gasp left her lips along with the yoga ladies ‘ooh’ing’ behind her “james patrick sullivan, you’re lucky you’re tall and a silver fox or i would bop you over the head” she quipped back with a point of her finger and a smirk on her face. turning back to the other yoga ladies, she bid her farewells and promised she’d update the group chat “stop stressing sulley, you’ll be fine.”

[agatha-morrigan]

aresolympia​:

I may be blind

“I’m telling you lady, my husband has the finest ass in all the town.” Ares said boasting about his husband. He adored him with every piece of his soul and he couldn’t imagine what it would be like to lose him. Losing his sight was one thing, terrible, but he could live with that. But losing Gaspard may be the worst thing to ever happen to Ares, so he was sure to do everything for the other to stay.

@agatha-morrigan​

-

“ah, there’s nothing like young love in the air.” she chuckled “no ones disputing your husbands ass, ares. it’s the only ass for you” seeing ares happy was a lovely thing. the man had been through enough and deserved some happiness. redwood hollow itself seemed rather loved up recently with couples or people who were some form of dating. “the dating pool is slim round here for ol’ agatha”

[agatha-morrigan]

imattractedtopower​:

~

When Mirage offered her umbrella, she wasn’t expecting much more than a ‘no’ or a ‘thank you’. When a whilwind of wood related puns fell from the woman’s mouth, Mirage blinked, taken aback for a brief moment. She found her composure quickly though. “I would hardly say old oak tree,” she replied, with a well practiced laugh that was otherwise unreadable. The gave pause for a moment. It would make her job easier if she got to know a few people, and who better to ask questions than the apparent town busy-body. “You know, I wouldn’t mind. I’m new to town.”

-

agatha gave a scoff and a wave of her hand “now you’re just being too kind” while she wouldn’t count her days yet, she wasn’t naive to think she was a spring chicken. “you are. i hate to break it to you dear, but everyone knows everyone around here, a new face is obvious.” she pointed out “what brings you into redwood hollow then?” agatha asked as they made their way over to the bar area for that well deserved drink.

[agatha-morrigan]

stuart-macduff​:

//

If Agatha thought that Stuart would even remotely like the idea of a holiday where people gave away things for free, she was very much mistaken. “Do I look the kind of person who ever ‘lets loose’?” he inquired. Not only was the idea of buying candy just to give it away to children silly, the idea of wasting money on a costume you only wear once was equally foolish. He might admire the geniuses who got such a marketing scheme going, but he was certainly not going to participate in it. “What am I supposed to dress up as, anyway? I like my cranky old miser costume very much, thank you.”

-

she knew stuart macduff wasn’t a man that let his hair down, but what was stopping him from joining in on the fun. “stuart, darling, the day you let loose is the day archie stops yelling about the police around here” she laughed. “i’m not talking about dressing up, i’m talking about wine” she called out, holding a bottle of wine up. “we’re the over forties generation of this town, i’m not dressing up for anything but i am going to enjoy plenty of wine. now stop being cranky and come have a glass” 

[agatha-morrigan]

“I don’t really do Halloween, it’s a bit silly really.” ( @stuart-macduff​ )

agatha looked over the edge of her drink and her jaw dropped “stuart macduff, you grumpy fuchsia. halloween is a time to let loose and have some fun.” the older resident of the town were obviously quieter than the younger ones running around, but there was still life in these old dandelions. “you’re as bad as archie. come on stuart, come join the festivities”

[agatha-morrigan]

☂ — [ @imattractedtopower​ ] offers to share their umbrella with agatha

“oh you sweet sapling” she coo’d and gave thanks to the younger woman “you’re a good girl, looking out for this old oak tree” agatha smiled, giving the woman a gentle pat on the arm. she stepped under the large umbrella “i’m not going far dear, just over to the bar area. would you care to join me? you deserve a drink as a thank you”

[agatha-morrigan]

xaspiringbeamoflightx​:

~

Tina was always just a little bit suspicious when a random invite to a tea party came from Aunty Aggie. While Agatha was near and dear to her heart, she couldn’t always trust that there were no ulterior motives. She knew her Aunt Mary for Christ’s sake! Still, Tina wasn’t one to turn down a good brew.

The invitation came rather unexpectedly, leaving Tina to scramble to arrive on time. But arrive she did, bringing with her a plate of cookies that the twins had made in case Agatha happened to be short on sweets. (By the look of the spread laid out, Tina didn’t have to worry.) “I haven’t had a picnic in ages,” Tina replied, offering Agatha the plate of cookies. “You’re not trying to bribe me into something, are you?”

-

“i thought my little acorn could do with some cheering up.” she mentioned while she ushered tina in to take a seat. “and you brought cookies. tina, you shouldn’t have. you know you don’t need to bring anything here when you come over” agatha had a habit of doting on tina, she blamed mary for that. before tina, agatha was not someone who doted on children, then came the blonde hellraiser and damn if agatha wasn’t sneaking her cookies and sugar sticks every time mary turned her back. 

“how are you doing sweet pea. all this horrid nonsense with peter, i know you’d need a hug and plenty of sweet treats”

[kassylin]

[agatha-morrigan]

📚 for me to grab the book nearest to me, flip to a random page, and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter

the shop being so busy had its perks and its downsides. one of the downsides was not seeing her (almost) angelic little acorn. agatha had been hearing the town gossip when she was serving customers in the store, and it sounded like she needed to check on tina to see if she was well. she’d sent the younger woman an invite to tea at her home and had made quite a spread for them.

“come in, come in! i’m just having a picnic for us, sorry for the surprise”

@xaspiringbeamoflightx​

[agatha-morrigan]

[Honesty Hour] Do you have your eyes on anyone?

"i'm too busy having my store to have eyes on anyone. besides, it's not like there's many single in my age bracket around here. all the lovely ladies have snapped up the eye candy"

[agatha-morrigan]

C, E, D, A, R - 2, 5, 10, 13, 15, 18

C - Caregiver - How do they give/receive care best? Do they care for everyone or just a small number of people? How do they react to someone in need?

agatha has big fun aunt energy. she gives a lot of love and a lot of attention to people she cares about. as for receiving car, acts of service and words of affirmation are a big thing for her.

if someone is in need, agatha is there with a big hug, a cup of tea and some cake

E - Entrepreneur - How do they make money? Are they willing to take financial risks? How do they approach making deals with others?

she makes her money through the store that she owns. wood carving started as a hobby for her and it grew from there to be her little empire that it is today

agatha is a fair woman in deal making. the cost matches the time and materials given.

D - Director - How much do they feel the need to have control over their life? Do they spend a lot of time telling others what to do or and they more likely to be more obedient to others?

she doesn't feel that need at all. she goes with the flow and minds her own business.

she lets people do as they please and she does whatever she wants

A - Advocate - How do they show their support for others? Are there any causes that they publicly support? Why?

she donates a lot of money to charities through her business and is a spokesperson and advocate for a number of charities

R - Rebel - Do they follow rules, bend or break them? Do they find rebelliousness in others attractive?

agatha is all too familiar with the ol' bend and snap

2. what is your muse’s favorite joke?

"what's the scariest wood?"

"BAM! BOO!"

5. what does self-care look like to your muse?

spa days, mud baths, bottles of wine and a lot of good food

10. who does your muse consider their best/closet friend?

she wouldn't consider anyone her closest at the moment.

@xaspiringbeamoflightx is like a niece to her, so she'd likely go with her little acorn

13. what would your muse consider their best physical feature?

"tits and ass babyyyyyy"

15. what is something that’s made your muse so happy they’ve cried?

opening her store was a really special moment for her in her life.

18. what kind of hugs does your muse give? gentle? tight? pick and spin?

tight mama bear hugs.

[agatha-morrigan]

B,R,A,V,E

B - Boy/Girl - What is their gender? What’s their relationship with their gender? Has this changed over time? How does their gender identify relate to their gender expression?

agatha identifies as a woman. she's always had a love hate relationship with her gender. she loves who she is and finds power and confidence in being a woman but she does find being a woman frustrating in what's clearly a man's world.

R - Rebel - Do they follow rules, bend or break them? Do they find rebelliousness in others attractive?

she could be considered someone that bends the rules. she's someone that find loopholes in everything. she doesn't think it defines someone's attractiveness but she certainly finds it more interesting

A - Advocate - How do they show their support for others? Are there any causes that they publicly support? Why?

for her little acorn @xaspiringbeamoflightx she would go to war for her. for her other friends she would support to no end, she just goes that extra mile for tina who she sees as a niece. as for causes she publicly supports, agatha supports many of them. she's a strong advocate for the lgbtq+ community, mental health support and homelessness to name a few - she supports these because she sees the impacts they have every day to people around the town and she also works with many charities such as a building homes and furniture for people in need. she believes in giving back what she can to the community and helping people get back on their feet after hard times.

V - Visionary - Do they have a plan for their future? How imaginative or creative are they? Do they have vivid dreams?

agatha opened her furniture store and plans to have the store out to the time of her retirement. she plans to live a quiet and simple life in redwood hollow (with the exception to when she goes to the burning man festival). given her line of work, she's very imaginative and creative. when she does dream, she dreams vividly and bizarrely.

E - Entrepreneur - How do they make money? Are they willing to take financial risks? How do they approach making deals with others?

she makes her living with her store. she took a financial risk when she made the decision to open her store, it was a spontaneous decision of hers that paid off. agatha rarely makes deals with people unless it's general business of selling furniture.

[agatha-morrigan]

P S A ;

agatha’s fc has now been changed to salma hayek