Ah não

we are a way for the cosmos to know itself

[tiredlbs]

Eating only makes me feel like shit.

So why do I keep doing it? 🍰

[halorvic]

- “See? I’m not a liar! I do have a wife!” - “All right, you’re trying to embarrass me.” - “And I did! And now I’m fine.”

[bonemommyowo]

BoJack Horseman Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Bojack Horseman

Diane Nguyen

Princess Carolyn

Mr. Peanutbutter

Todd Chavez

Beatrice Horseman

Butterscotch Horseman

Sarah Lynn

[matrabhumi-deactivated20190319]

one of the most beautiful calming wonderful warm best parts of life is that golden late afternoon sunlight against the walls in ur bedroom 

[boiadeiro]

*converts your vision to 144p*

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Give me my glasses back jerk

[flowerinaflame]

[manicpossumdreamgirl]

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[eurycantha]

eudicella gralli - flamboyant flower beetle

[obsessive--owl]

every time i think it will be different

(it won’t)

[a-polvora-blog]

And then you reach perfection

[tatsandpussycats]

fun fact about my cat, lucifur.

he really really really loves wearing the cone of shame as a fashion statement. he randomly appears wearing the cone. i don’t know how he finds it or why he loves it but, he does. frankly he’s a little ding dong

this was a few weeks ago ^

this was today ^

will update when this happens again

[gringoslur]

when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident

[scottsummers]

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit-

Tuca & Bertie (Netflix May 3rd)

[bojokehorseman]

[eggsaladstain]

tuca & bertie is a great show and i really cannot recommend it enough

[whyhellokaitlin]

[eggsaladstain]

protect speckle at all costs