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"Hi there, what ails you today? Don't be afraid, medicine evolves quickly!"
(Please read everything below the page break, that's the out of character stuff. Also I am alive again, is nice!)
[A knock on the door…]
Hello? Important delivery for you!!
[sounds like a Buggy is here… she’s holding a paper made bucket with small paper cats and dogs in it]
[Patrick is right behind her ready to steal anything in a moments notice, she lightly nudges him as to say “you better not do what I think your going to do” and he just plops down in annoyance]
[There's a lot of commotion and metal objects falling/being flung inside the clinic.]
"In a second-!"
[Iris opens the door, clearly very frazzled and not at all professional]
"Ah, hello Buggy! Sorry I couldn't come earlier! Turns out Ronald(@agentwraith) got an apple and somehow started throwing it at the other agents which then led to 15 agents and 5 handlers in my clinic with bruises and minor lacerations. What do you have for me?"
….
pfft…. Hehe….
Just have this bucket here… it’s for you now!!
[She hands over the bucket of tiny animals]
[Patrick then rushes inside and starts stealing all that’s in it, causing more chaos in the office]
WAIT-
"Aw thanks."
[A sigh that could rival a retail worker's]
"Well, it's just another of those days, isn't it?"
YUP-
[Patrick, carrying tons of medical equipment from Iris’s office tries to run past the two, Buggy quickly snatches him up and holds him out in front of her]
AHA! Gotten pretty good at stopping Patrick with his schemes!!
[She gives him a little shake and everything he stole from Iris dumps out from his fur]
[Iris scoops up all her nearly stolen medical equipment.]
"i should put an animal gate in front of the door..."
[They is also thinking of getting a dog.]
Animal gates don’t stop Patrick. Many tried and their offices got the worst of his wrath!
[Patrick makes a triumphant chitter from that]
[Surprisingly, there's not many people in their office anymore.]
"Well, you can tell me what might keep him out as I clean up my office again."
Hmmmm….. a singular peanut…. I think…
[there’s a loud bark in the distance….]
OH Forgot!
[She rushes down the hall for a second, Patrick runs in and starts stealing things again…]
[She comes back with a bernese mountain dog, seems he’s missing an ear]
Found this big ol guy! Dunno what to name him yet… also need a place for him to be in since my office probably is t the best….
"I'll take him. I don't have anyone in my office usually. It gets quite boring in here."
[Iris finished putting everything back and kneels down to pet the good boy]
OH! Sweet!
[He graciously accepts the pets, Patrick is lifted from the office and back to Bugs who shakes him again to dump all the stole he stole]
I have a lotta books about dogs if you ever need it!
"I shall bestow the title of Sir Peanut (Butter) on thou."
[Iris straight up picks the good boy up and gives them a smootchie on the face.]
[She likes dogs, they like dogs a lot]
[His tail is wagging a lot as he starts barking in delight]
[Patrick gets loose from Bugs and starts running off]
OH! Well gotta go now, BYE!! AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE PUPPY!!
"Thanks, Buggy!"
[A knock on the door…]
Hello? Important delivery for you!!
[sounds like a Buggy is here… she’s holding a paper made bucket with small paper cats and dogs in it]
[Patrick is right behind her ready to steal anything in a moments notice, she lightly nudges him as to say “you better not do what I think your going to do” and he just plops down in annoyance]
[There's a lot of commotion and metal objects falling/being flung inside the clinic.]
"In a second-!"
[Iris opens the door, clearly very frazzled and not at all professional]
"Ah, hello Buggy! Sorry I couldn't come earlier! Turns out Ronald(@agentwraith) got an apple and somehow started throwing it at the other agents which then led to 15 agents and 5 handlers in my clinic with bruises and minor lacerations. What do you have for me?"
….
pfft…. Hehe….
Just have this bucket here… it’s for you now!!
[She hands over the bucket of tiny animals]
[Patrick then rushes inside and starts stealing all that’s in it, causing more chaos in the office]
WAIT-
"Aw thanks."
[A sigh that could rival a retail worker's]
"Well, it's just another of those days, isn't it?"
YUP-
[Patrick, carrying tons of medical equipment from Iris’s office tries to run past the two, Buggy quickly snatches him up and holds him out in front of her]
AHA! Gotten pretty good at stopping Patrick with his schemes!!
[She gives him a little shake and everything he stole from Iris dumps out from his fur]
[Iris scoops up all her nearly stolen medical equipment.]
"i should put an animal gate in front of the door..."
[They is also thinking of getting a dog.]
Animal gates don’t stop Patrick. Many tried and their offices got the worst of his wrath!
[Patrick makes a triumphant chitter from that]
[Surprisingly, there's not many people in their office anymore.]
"Well, you can tell me what might keep him out as I clean up my office again."
Hmmmm….. a singular peanut…. I think…
[there’s a loud bark in the distance….]
OH Forgot!
[She rushes down the hall for a second, Patrick runs in and starts stealing things again…]
[She comes back with a bernese mountain dog, seems he’s missing an ear]
Found this big ol guy! Dunno what to name him yet… also need a place for him to be in since my office probably is t the best….
"I'll take him. I don't have anyone in my office usually. It gets quite boring in here."
[Iris finished putting everything back and kneels down to pet the good boy]
OH! Sweet!
[He graciously accepts the pets, Patrick is lifted from the office and back to Bugs who shakes him again to dump all the stole he stole]
I have a lotta books about dogs if you ever need it!
"I shall bestow the title of Sir Peanut (Butter) on thou."
[Iris straight up picks the good boy up and gives them a smootchie on the face.]
[She likes dogs, they like dogs a lot]
[A knock on the door…]
Hello? Important delivery for you!!
[sounds like a Buggy is here… she’s holding a paper made bucket with small paper cats and dogs in it]
[Patrick is right behind her ready to steal anything in a moments notice, she lightly nudges him as to say “you better not do what I think your going to do” and he just plops down in annoyance]
[There's a lot of commotion and metal objects falling/being flung inside the clinic.]
"In a second-!"
[Iris opens the door, clearly very frazzled and not at all professional]
"Ah, hello Buggy! Sorry I couldn't come earlier! Turns out Ronald(@agentwraith) got an apple and somehow started throwing it at the other agents which then led to 15 agents and 5 handlers in my clinic with bruises and minor lacerations. What do you have for me?"
….
pfft…. Hehe….
Just have this bucket here… it’s for you now!!
[She hands over the bucket of tiny animals]
[Patrick then rushes inside and starts stealing all that’s in it, causing more chaos in the office]
WAIT-
"Aw thanks."
[A sigh that could rival a retail worker's]
"Well, it's just another of those days, isn't it?"
YUP-
[Patrick, carrying tons of medical equipment from Iris’s office tries to run past the two, Buggy quickly snatches him up and holds him out in front of her]
AHA! Gotten pretty good at stopping Patrick with his schemes!!
[She gives him a little shake and everything he stole from Iris dumps out from his fur]
[Iris scoops up all her nearly stolen medical equipment.]
"i should put an animal gate in front of the door..."
[They is also thinking of getting a dog.]
Animal gates don’t stop Patrick. Many tried and their offices got the worst of his wrath!
[Patrick makes a triumphant chitter from that]
[Surprisingly, there's not many people in their office anymore.]
"Well, you can tell me what might keep him out as I clean up my office again."
Hmmmm….. a singular peanut…. I think…
[there’s a loud bark in the distance….]
OH Forgot!
[She rushes down the hall for a second, Patrick runs in and starts stealing things again…]
[She comes back with a bernese mountain dog, seems he’s missing an ear]
Found this big ol guy! Dunno what to name him yet… also need a place for him to be in since my office probably is t the best….
"I'll take him. I don't have anyone in my office usually. It gets quite boring in here."
[Iris finished putting everything back and kneels down to pet the good boy]
[A knock on the door…]
Hello? Important delivery for you!!
[sounds like a Buggy is here… she’s holding a paper made bucket with small paper cats and dogs in it]
[Patrick is right behind her ready to steal anything in a moments notice, she lightly nudges him as to say “you better not do what I think your going to do” and he just plops down in annoyance]
[There's a lot of commotion and metal objects falling/being flung inside the clinic.]
"In a second-!"
[Iris opens the door, clearly very frazzled and not at all professional]
"Ah, hello Buggy! Sorry I couldn't come earlier! Turns out Ronald(@agentwraith) got an apple and somehow started throwing it at the other agents which then led to 15 agents and 5 handlers in my clinic with bruises and minor lacerations. What do you have for me?"
….
pfft…. Hehe….
Just have this bucket here… it’s for you now!!
[She hands over the bucket of tiny animals]
[Patrick then rushes inside and starts stealing all that’s in it, causing more chaos in the office]
WAIT-
"Aw thanks."
[A sigh that could rival a retail worker's]
"Well, it's just another of those days, isn't it?"
YUP-
[Patrick, carrying tons of medical equipment from Iris’s office tries to run past the two, Buggy quickly snatches him up and holds him out in front of her]
AHA! Gotten pretty good at stopping Patrick with his schemes!!
[She gives him a little shake and everything he stole from Iris dumps out from his fur]
[Iris scoops up all her nearly stolen medical equipment.]
"i should put an animal gate in front of the door..."
[They is also thinking of getting a dog.]
Animal gates don’t stop Patrick. Many tried and their offices got the worst of his wrath!
[Patrick makes a triumphant chitter from that]
[Surprisingly, there's not many people in their office anymore.]
"Well, you can tell me what might keep him out as I clean up my office again."
[A knock on the door…]
Hello? Important delivery for you!!
[sounds like a Buggy is here… she’s holding a paper made bucket with small paper cats and dogs in it]
[Patrick is right behind her ready to steal anything in a moments notice, she lightly nudges him as to say “you better not do what I think your going to do” and he just plops down in annoyance]
[There's a lot of commotion and metal objects falling/being flung inside the clinic.]
"In a second-!"
[Iris opens the door, clearly very frazzled and not at all professional]
"Ah, hello Buggy! Sorry I couldn't come earlier! Turns out Ronald(@agentwraith) got an apple and somehow started throwing it at the other agents which then led to 15 agents and 5 handlers in my clinic with bruises and minor lacerations. What do you have for me?"
….
pfft…. Hehe….
Just have this bucket here… it’s for you now!!
[She hands over the bucket of tiny animals]
[Patrick then rushes inside and starts stealing all that’s in it, causing more chaos in the office]
WAIT-
"Aw thanks."
[A sigh that could rival a retail worker's]
"Well, it's just another of those days, isn't it?"
YUP-
[Patrick, carrying tons of medical equipment from Iris’s office tries to run past the two, Buggy quickly snatches him up and holds him out in front of her]
AHA! Gotten pretty good at stopping Patrick with his schemes!!
[She gives him a little shake and everything he stole from Iris dumps out from his fur]
[Iris scoops up all her nearly stolen medical equipment.]
"i should put an animal gate in front of the door..."
[They is also thinking of getting a dog.]
[A knock on the door…]
Hello? Important delivery for you!!
[sounds like a Buggy is here… she’s holding a paper made bucket with small paper cats and dogs in it]
[Patrick is right behind her ready to steal anything in a moments notice, she lightly nudges him as to say “you better not do what I think your going to do” and he just plops down in annoyance]
[There's a lot of commotion and metal objects falling/being flung inside the clinic.]
"In a second-!"
[Iris opens the door, clearly very frazzled and not at all professional]
"Ah, hello Buggy! Sorry I couldn't come earlier! Turns out Ronald(@agentwraith) got an apple and somehow started throwing it at the other agents which then led to 15 agents and 5 handlers in my clinic with bruises and minor lacerations. What do you have for me?"
….
pfft…. Hehe….
Just have this bucket here… it’s for you now!!
[She hands over the bucket of tiny animals]
[Patrick then rushes inside and starts stealing all that’s in it, causing more chaos in the office]
WAIT-
"Aw thanks."
[A sigh that could rival a retail worker's]
"Well, it's just another of those days, isn't it?"
[A knock on the door…]
Hello? Important delivery for you!!
[sounds like a Buggy is here… she’s holding a paper made bucket with small paper cats and dogs in it]
[Patrick is right behind her ready to steal anything in a moments notice, she lightly nudges him as to say “you better not do what I think your going to do” and he just plops down in annoyance]
[There's a lot of commotion and metal objects falling/being flung inside the clinic.]
"In a second-!"
[Iris opens the door, clearly very frazzled and not at all professional]
"Ah, hello Buggy! Sorry I couldn't come earlier! Turns out Ronald(@agentwraith) got an apple and somehow started throwing it at the other agents which then led to 15 agents and 5 handlers in my clinic with bruises and minor lacerations. What do you have for me?"
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough! Or if it’s on a knife wielding roomba!”
[In the background there is the sound of a robotic war cry and people screaming.]
“I have no idea who gave Ronald an apple!”
Iris is currently standing in their clinic's waiting room with about 15 mildly injured agents and about 5 mildly injured handlers.
"This is one of those days, isn't it?"
”Sorry, i’ll try and keep him under control!”
[You can hear angry robotic shrieks in the background.]
“No! And stop cursing!”
"It's not like I had anything to do today..."
[They in fact were planning to go on a little mini-date with their significate lover but nobody needs to know about that.]
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough! Or if it’s on a knife wielding roomba!”
[In the background there is the sound of a robotic war cry and people screaming.]
“I have no idea who gave Ronald an apple!”
Iris is currently standing in their clinic's waiting room with about 15 mildly injured agents and about 5 mildly injured handlers.
"This is one of those days, isn't it?"
”Sorry, i’ll try and keep him under control!”
[You can hear angry robotic shrieks in the background.]
“No! And stop cursing!”
"It's not like I had anything to do today..."
[They in fact were planning to go on a little mini-date with their significate lover but nobody needs to know about that.]
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough! Or if it’s on a knife wielding roomba!”
[In the background there is the sound of a robotic war cry and people screaming.]
“I have no idea who gave Ronald an apple!”
Iris is currently standing in their clinic's waiting room with about 15 mildly injured agents and about 5 mildly injured handlers.
"This is one of those days, isn't it?"
Hi, this is a question for the writer about how askblogs work. I’m kinda new, so I was wondering can secondary accounts not do asks? Because my askblog is a secondary one to my main so dis I fuck up or what?
[Oh, neat! An ask directly to the author, me!]
[Anyways, No, secondary blogs don't do asks. If you've seen anyone else's ieytask blogs, You'll see anon asks that have someone mentioned at the end like a signature. That's how we use asks as secondary blogs. Most of the time, the blog that has the name displayed in an ask is the main account. So, no. You're fine, it just takes some getting used to. Hope this answers your question and good luck in the askblog community!]
’i’m here. sorry for the wait. I got lost.’
"Hey, no worries! I got everything set up, come on in!"
’I had the idea of trying to stitch something up.’
‘I dont remember how.’
"I haven't seen you around before, I'm Dr Iris Artz but everyone just calls me Iris. Pleased to meet you. I could teach you how to stich wounds up if you want."
[Hey, your anon asks are off. You should turn those on because they're not on by default.]
’oh. sure.’
(it should be on now!)
"Well, come down to my office in the medical sector and I'll teach you how to suture wounds properly."
’I had the idea of trying to stitch something up.’
‘I dont remember how.’
"I haven't seen you around before, I'm Dr Iris Artz but everyone just calls me Iris. Pleased to meet you. I could teach you how to stich wounds up if you want."
[Hey, your anon asks are off. You should turn those on because they're not on by default.]
The Obligatory Fluffy, Non-Canon, Non-Forth Wall Break, Completely Safe Christmas Special
Presented by Luna Stories Studios
(OOC: This is a thread to start the promised Christmas RP! The rules are on the tin! Fluff only! Occasional lore drops! Let's have some lighthearted fun, folks!) [Solaris sat in her cabin. She's finally retired now. She has some festive candles lit, logs in the fireplace burning and the cabin decorated for a holiday party.]
”Hi Ms. Solaris!”
[The ex-Zoraxis operative almost jump upon hearing Agent Wraith's voice. She looked at her watch to check, and it was indeed time for the party. She must've lost track of time during her chores. She sighs and opens the door with a smile.] "Wraith! I wasn't sure if anyone would come... Please come in. Make yourself at home."
”Thanks! I’m sure the others will be here soon! Also I brought cookies!”
*Theres a knock on a window…*
*No one is there though… except for a small possum with a Christmas hat on its head*
[Upon looking through, Solaris chuckles. She heads outside, looking around. The young agent's bound to be around somewhere.]
[phoenix walks up to the cabin, their fur absolutely clumped together with snow. they weren’t even wearing a jacket. or a shirt. they were just in a pair of sweatpants and boots]
“i’m not going to question why the door is open and why there is a deer in your house, i’m just going to skip straight to the part where i tell you that a bear shredded my sweater and now i’m cold”
[Wraith puts the cookies on the counter. She eyes the deer before turning to Phoenix.]
“I have an extra jacket if you want it.”
[Upon hearing about "the deer", Solaris turns back to look at her new home. Upon seeing said deer, she rushes inside.]
"HEY-!"
[It's clear she does not know how to work with animals. She is struggling to shoo it away.]
(phoenix crawls out from under one of the tables. who knows how they got there. they wave at the others enthusiastically.)
[Solaris is confused as to why the fuck there are two Phoenixes.]
oh, hey other-me! i wonder when the other us’s will show up
"Since when were there three of you?!"
“oh there’s actually four of me! i think, at least-“
[they seem all too nonchalant about this]
there's one more that i know, but she isn't around much. i'm not sure whether or not she's coming.
[@bewithdagays wanna join with ur phoenix?]
[Iris walks in with a gift tin of cookies and a thermos of the hot chocolate.]
"Good evening everyone!"
"FOUR?!
[Solaris is on a verge of a mental breakdown when she sees Iris. She forces herself to calm down and smiles.]
"hello agent iris"
"Pardon? I'm actually a medic not an agent. The EOD isn't simply just agents and their handlers."
“Thats exactly what the nurse in the medical room said when I had to be inspected for radiation! I’m not sure if she really was a nurse though, pretty sure they don’t teach radiation inspection in med school.”
"this must be very confusing for Solaris. i mean, she tried to kill one phoenix and now there are more than four..." Ari notes.
"oh, hello, Doctor Iris! i don't think i've met you before? honestly, with this many phoenixes running around, i can't be sure whether you know me phoenix or another phoenix."
"It's a pleasure to meet another phoenix. Also I'm a bit surprised I haven't seen you before, the medical division interacts with agents frequently."
[they are currently typing down a medical record as they brought their laptop]
"i guess we meet now, then. uh, want a cookie?" He TKs one over to Iris, almost hitting their face with it. "shit, sorry. this stupid thing keeps acting up at the worst possible moments."
(it was actually their fault, not the telekinetic implant :>)
"No problem. Implants act weird when their user doesn't know how fast they're reeling it in."
[Iris closes their laptop, puts it back in their bag and takes the cookie.]
The Obligatory Fluffy, Non-Canon, Non-Forth Wall Break, Completely Safe Christmas Special
Presented by Luna Stories Studios
(OOC: This is a thread to start the promised Christmas RP! The rules are on the tin! Fluff only! Occasional lore drops! Let's have some lighthearted fun, folks!) [Solaris sat in her cabin. She's finally retired now. She has some festive candles lit, logs in the fireplace burning and the cabin decorated for a holiday party.]
”Hi Ms. Solaris!”
[The ex-Zoraxis operative almost jump upon hearing Agent Wraith's voice. She looked at her watch to check, and it was indeed time for the party. She must've lost track of time during her chores. She sighs and opens the door with a smile.] "Wraith! I wasn't sure if anyone would come... Please come in. Make yourself at home."
”Thanks! I’m sure the others will be here soon! Also I brought cookies!”
*Theres a knock on a window…*
*No one is there though… except for a small possum with a Christmas hat on its head*
[Upon looking through, Solaris chuckles. She heads outside, looking around. The young agent's bound to be around somewhere.]
[phoenix walks up to the cabin, their fur absolutely clumped together with snow. they weren’t even wearing a jacket. or a shirt. they were just in a pair of sweatpants and boots]
“i’m not going to question why the door is open and why there is a deer in your house, i’m just going to skip straight to the part where i tell you that a bear shredded my sweater and now i’m cold”
[Wraith puts the cookies on the counter. She eyes the deer before turning to Phoenix.]
“I have an extra jacket if you want it.”
[Upon hearing about "the deer", Solaris turns back to look at her new home. Upon seeing said deer, she rushes inside.]
"HEY-!"
[It's clear she does not know how to work with animals. She is struggling to shoo it away.]
(phoenix crawls out from under one of the tables. who knows how they got there. they wave at the others enthusiastically.)
[Solaris is confused as to why the fuck there are two Phoenixes.]
oh, hey other-me! i wonder when the other us’s will show up
"Since when were there three of you?!"
“oh there’s actually four of me! i think, at least-“
[they seem all too nonchalant about this]
there's one more that i know, but she isn't around much. i'm not sure whether or not she's coming.
[@bewithdagays wanna join with ur phoenix?]
[Iris walks in with a gift tin of cookies and a thermos of the hot chocolate.]
"Good evening everyone!"
"FOUR?!
[Solaris is on a verge of a mental breakdown when she sees Iris. She forces herself to calm down and smiles.]
"hello agent iris"
"Pardon? I'm actually a medic not an agent. The EOD isn't simply just agents and their handlers."
“Thats exactly what the nurse in the medical room said when I had to be inspected for radiation! I’m not sure if she really was a nurse though, pretty sure they don’t teach radiation inspection in med school.”
"this must be very confusing for Solaris. i mean, she tried to kill one phoenix and now there are more than four..." Ari notes.
"oh, hello, Doctor Iris! i don't think i've met you before? honestly, with this many phoenixes running around, i can't be sure whether you know me phoenix or another phoenix."
"It's a pleasure to meet another phoenix. Also I'm a bit surprised I haven't seen you before, the medical division interacts with agents frequently."
[they are currently typing down a medical record as they brought their laptop]