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rp/askblog acc || donuts are yummy

[ask-agent-phoenix]

[[i saw a trans donut on my trip to malaysia and it was yummy :D it wasn't actually a trans donut but it had the colours soo]]

-AGENT PHOENIX-

Codename: Phoenix

Name: [REDACTED]

Chosen Name: Ari

Age: [REDACTED] 20 something does it really fricking matter?

Height: 168cm [You are not that tall.] FINE 157CM

Dom. Hand: Left

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Hair: Dark chestnut brown with streaks of almost pink red

Eyes: Brown-black

Fav. Colour: you dare force me to pick a single one?

Alias(es): @agent-toast

Personal Info: he/they || Aroace

Additional Info: EOD Report

Bird: :>

i'm hoping the agency doesn't make me delete this blog. sure, sure, zoraxis could triangulate my location using this and kidnap me or whatever.

it's worth it. this thing seems kinda fun.

[phoenix's playlist]

\/ rules and rp info below! doesn't that sound cool? \/

phoenix's text in red

random occasions when handler talks in blue

OOC text in [[double brackets]]

[[if this doesn't seem to match up in a post, it's just me being stupid :>]]

-RULES-

-askblog by: @agent-toast

-no nsfw. in character flirting is allowed. just don't make it weird. this phoenix is a minor and so am i :)

-oh by the way, if you flirt with them, the whole thing might go over their head.

-swearing is allowed!

-this blog takes place after IEYTD3. there may or may not be spoilers, be warned.

-this is an askblog for my agent phoenix, not the community agent phoenix. if you want an askblog that fits exactly with your phoenix, wanna make one yourself? remember to tag only ieytask when posting! you can tag as per normal for your intro post though.

-unsure whether your ask is allowed, and you've already read the rules? feel free to dm or ask @agent-toast before coming back here. i might update the rules to be clearer afterwards, so you'll be helping me too!

[[edits]]

>> 12 Mar 2024 - changed some lore and personal info

[ask-agent-phoenix]

You escaped Zor yet?

yeah... but not for long, i'm sure. :(

[ask-agent-phoenix]

still alive, just currently kidnapped by zor. again. :(

[ask-dr-zor]

Want clay?

Why would I ever want that?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

to eat, obviously.

[agent-sugarush-deactivated20240]

NO, ITS NOT, YOU CANT EVEN EAT IT YOU AGENT!

[ask-agent-phoenix]

you never know if you never try~

am i right @phoenixagent?

[phoenixagent]

"Huh? Oh, sure. Sounds delicious."

[ask-agent-phoenix]

hey @agent-sugarush! i found you someone to dump clay on!

[agent-sugarush-deactivated20240]

Who?

Hi agent pheonix!

[phoenixagent]

They wave in response. "What's all this about this about clay, again...?"

[agent-sugarush-deactivated20240]

Do you want clay? WHY THE FORK IS THERE 2 OF YOU?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

there's actually more than three but don't you think the more phoenixes, the merrier?

[ask-dr-zor]

Want clay?

Why would I ever want that?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

to eat, obviously.

[agent-sugarush-deactivated20240]

NO, ITS NOT, YOU CANT EVEN EAT IT YOU AGENT!

[ask-agent-phoenix]

you never know if you never try~

am i right @phoenixagent?

[phoenixagent]

"Huh? Oh, sure. Sounds delicious."

[ask-agent-phoenix]

hey @agent-sugarush! i found you someone to dump clay on!

[ask-dr-zor]

Want clay?

Why would I ever want that?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

to eat, obviously.

[agent-sugarush-deactivated20240]

NO, ITS NOT, YOU CANT EVEN EAT IT YOU AGENT!

[ask-agent-phoenix]

you never know if you never try~

am i right @phoenixagent?

[agent-sugarush-deactivated20240]

Do you want clay?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

how much clay? and what's the catch?

[ask-dr-zor]

Want clay?

Why would I ever want that?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

to eat, obviously.

[agent-sugarush-deactivated20240]

NO, ITS NOT, YOU CANT EVEN EAT IT YOU AGENT!

[ask-agent-phoenix]

you never know if you never try~

am i right @phoenixagent?

[ask-dr-zor]

Want clay?

Why would I ever want that?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

to eat, obviously.

[ask-dr-zor]

@ask-agent-phoenix

Zor Zor Zor

what do you want for christmas

i know you're my sworn enemy or whatever but i don't care i want to give people presents >:)

How many times must I express that I do not celebrate? My operatives do, but I do not. One of the other birds keeps sending me cards despite knowing this. It doesn't look good when you start sending classified intel, @ag3nt-ph0en1x. Oh, right. They are too busy being experimented on to answer... Oh well. Anyways, if you came to my office, I'll tell you directly.

[ask-agent-phoenix]

wait - what was that you said about the other phoenix?

what did you do to them?

[ask-dr-zor]

I never said I did anything to them. I just said they were being experimented on. I didn't explicitly say I was the one doing it.

[ask-agent-phoenix]

still means you know something about it.

[agentwraith]

Considering the person doing it is most likely an employee of course they know something about it! Anyways i’m off to break the kneecaps of that person!

[ask-agent-phoenix]

oh can i come?

[ask-agent-phoenix]

There's a box left on Ari's desk, wrapped in a pink ribbon. A card on top simply says "A gift from your secret Santa", signed with a drawing of a flower.

Inside is a red lighter with gold engraving of a stylized phoenix on one side and the EOD logo on the other.

oh, what's this?

[he holds the lighter in both hands, observing the way it catches the light.]

[after a few minutes of admiring the gift, he TKs it in the air.]

not bad, not bad at all! hm, this makes me curious as to who sent it... but i guess that's not the point.

(ahhh thank youu i really wanna know who sent it also if the drawings look rushed it's because i want to go eat my dinner but i wanted to finish this first anyway thank you again have a merry fricking christmas /pos)

[ask-dr-zor]

@ask-agent-phoenix

Zor Zor Zor

what do you want for christmas

i know you're my sworn enemy or whatever but i don't care i want to give people presents >:)

How many times must I express that I do not celebrate? My operatives do, but I do not. One of the other birds keeps sending me cards despite knowing this. It doesn't look good when you start sending classified intel, @ag3nt-ph0en1x. Oh, right. They are too busy being experimented on to answer... Oh well. Anyways, if you came to my office, I'll tell you directly.

[ask-agent-phoenix]

wait - what was that you said about the other phoenix?

what did you do to them?

[ask-dr-zor]

I never said I did anything to them. I just said they were being experimented on. I didn't explicitly say I was the one doing it.

[ask-agent-phoenix]

still means you know something about it.

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Dr. Zor: I swear the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay." is going to lose their kneecaps.

John Juniper: ...

Fabricator: ...

Solaris: ...

Agent Phoenix: *from the vents* Preposterous boast, but alas.

Dr. Zor: ... ... GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!

[ask-dr-zor]

@ask-agent-phoenix

Zor Zor Zor

what do you want for christmas

i know you're my sworn enemy or whatever but i don't care i want to give people presents >:)

How many times must I express that I do not celebrate? My operatives do, but I do not. One of the other birds keeps sending me cards despite knowing this. It doesn't look good when you start sending classified intel, @ag3nt-ph0en1x. Oh, right. They are too busy being experimented on to answer... Oh well. Anyways, if you came to my office, I'll tell you directly.

[ask-agent-phoenix]

wait - what was that you said about the other phoenix?

what did you do to them?

[ask-dr-prism]

@ask-agent-phoenix

hi dr prism there are two phoenixes now!!

I don’t think I can handle ONE, let alone two.

Please for the love of all that is holy please be normal

[ask-agent-phoenix]

haha no

[ask-dr-zor]

@ask-agent-phoenix

how ya doing, fabby?

Well, BW found me almost unconscious. My head was bleeding out, apparently. I have claw marks on my side. The funny thing is... I don't remember what happened.

[ask-agent-phoenix]

oh, wow... you recovered yet?

[ask-dr-zor]

The Obligatory Fluffy, Non-Canon, Non-Forth Wall Break, Completely Safe Christmas Special

Presented by Luna Stories Studios

(OOC: This is a thread to start the promised Christmas RP! The rules are on the tin! Fluff only! Occasional lore drops! Let's have some lighthearted fun, folks!) [Solaris sat in her cabin. She's finally retired now. She has some festive candles lit, logs in the fireplace burning and the cabin decorated for a holiday party.]

[agentwraith]

”Hi Ms. Solaris!”

[ask-dr-zor]

[The ex-Zoraxis operative almost jump upon hearing Agent Wraith's voice. She looked at her watch to check, and it was indeed time for the party. She must've lost track of time during her chores. She sighs and opens the door with a smile.] "Wraith! I wasn't sure if anyone would come... Please come in. Make yourself at home."

[agentwraith]

”Thanks! I’m sure the others will be here soon! Also I brought cookies!”

[agentbuggy]

*Theres a knock on a window…*

*No one is there though… except for a small possum with a Christmas hat on its head*

[ask-dr-zor]

[Upon looking through, Solaris chuckles. She heads outside, looking around. The young agent's bound to be around somewhere.]

[ag3nt-ph0en1x-deactivated202402]

[phoenix walks up to the cabin, their fur absolutely clumped together with snow. they weren’t even wearing a jacket. or a shirt. they were just in a pair of sweatpants and boots]

“i’m not going to question why the door is open and why there is a deer in your house, i’m just going to skip straight to the part where i tell you that a bear shredded my sweater and now i’m cold”

[agentwraith]

[Wraith puts the cookies on the counter. She eyes the deer before turning to Phoenix.]

“I have an extra jacket if you want it.”

[ask-dr-zor]

[Upon hearing about "the deer", Solaris turns back to look at her new home. Upon seeing said deer, she rushes inside.]

"HEY-!"

[It's clear she does not know how to work with animals. She is struggling to shoo it away.]

[ask-agent-phoenix]

(phoenix crawls out from under one of the tables. who knows how they got there. they wave at the others enthusiastically.)

[ask-dr-zor]

[Solaris is confused as to why the fuck there are two Phoenixes.]

[ag3nt-ph0en1x-deactivated202402]

oh, hey other-me! i wonder when the other us’s will show up

[ask-dr-zor]

"Since when were there three of you?!"

[ag3nt-ph0en1x-deactivated202402]

“oh there’s actually four of me! i think, at least-“

[they seem all too nonchalant about this]

[ask-agent-phoenix]

there's one more that i know, but she isn't around much. i'm not sure whether or not she's coming.

[@bewithdagays wanna join with ur phoenix?]

[agencymedicalstaff]

[Iris walks in with a gift tin of cookies and a thermos of the hot chocolate.]

"Good evening everyone!"

[ask-dr-zor]

"FOUR?!

[Solaris is on a verge of a mental breakdown when she sees Iris. She forces herself to calm down and smiles.]

"hello agent iris"

[agencymedicalstaff]

"Pardon? I'm actually a medic not an agent. The EOD isn't simply just agents and their handlers."

[bewithdagays]

“Thats exactly what the nurse in the medical room said when I had to be inspected for radiation! I’m not sure if she really was a nurse though, pretty sure they don’t teach radiation inspection in med school.”

[ask-agent-phoenix]

"this must be very confusing for Solaris. i mean, she tried to kill one phoenix and now there are more than four..." Ari notes.

"oh, hello, Doctor Iris! i don't think i've met you before? honestly, with this many phoenixes running around, i can't be sure whether you know me phoenix or another phoenix."

[agencymedicalstaff]

"It's a pleasure to meet another phoenix. Also I'm a bit surprised I haven't seen you before, the medical division interacts with agents frequently."

[they are currently typing down a medical record as they brought their laptop]

[ask-agent-phoenix]

"i guess we meet now, then. uh, want a cookie?" He TKs one over to Iris, almost hitting their face with it. "shit, sorry. this stupid thing keeps acting up at the worst possible moments."

(it was actually their fault, not the telekinetic implant :>)

[ask-dr-zor]

The Obligatory Fluffy, Non-Canon, Non-Forth Wall Break, Completely Safe Christmas Special

Presented by Luna Stories Studios

(OOC: This is a thread to start the promised Christmas RP! The rules are on the tin! Fluff only! Occasional lore drops! Let's have some lighthearted fun, folks!) [Solaris sat in her cabin. She's finally retired now. She has some festive candles lit, logs in the fireplace burning and the cabin decorated for a holiday party.]

[agentwraith]

”Hi Ms. Solaris!”

[ask-dr-zor]

[The ex-Zoraxis operative almost jump upon hearing Agent Wraith's voice. She looked at her watch to check, and it was indeed time for the party. She must've lost track of time during her chores. She sighs and opens the door with a smile.] "Wraith! I wasn't sure if anyone would come... Please come in. Make yourself at home."

[agentwraith]

”Thanks! I’m sure the others will be here soon! Also I brought cookies!”

[agentbuggy]

*Theres a knock on a window…*

*No one is there though… except for a small possum with a Christmas hat on its head*

[ask-dr-zor]

[Upon looking through, Solaris chuckles. She heads outside, looking around. The young agent's bound to be around somewhere.]

[ag3nt-ph0en1x-deactivated202402]

[phoenix walks up to the cabin, their fur absolutely clumped together with snow. they weren’t even wearing a jacket. or a shirt. they were just in a pair of sweatpants and boots]

“i’m not going to question why the door is open and why there is a deer in your house, i’m just going to skip straight to the part where i tell you that a bear shredded my sweater and now i’m cold”

[agentwraith]

[Wraith puts the cookies on the counter. She eyes the deer before turning to Phoenix.]

“I have an extra jacket if you want it.”

[ask-dr-zor]

[Upon hearing about "the deer", Solaris turns back to look at her new home. Upon seeing said deer, she rushes inside.]

"HEY-!"

[It's clear she does not know how to work with animals. She is struggling to shoo it away.]

[ask-agent-phoenix]

(phoenix crawls out from under one of the tables. who knows how they got there. they wave at the others enthusiastically.)

[ask-dr-zor]

[Solaris is confused as to why the fuck there are two Phoenixes.]

[ag3nt-ph0en1x-deactivated202402]

oh, hey other-me! i wonder when the other us’s will show up

[ask-dr-zor]

"Since when were there three of you?!"

[ag3nt-ph0en1x-deactivated202402]

“oh there’s actually four of me! i think, at least-“

[they seem all too nonchalant about this]

[ask-agent-phoenix]

there's one more that i know, but she isn't around much. i'm not sure whether or not she's coming.

[@bewithdagays wanna join with ur phoenix?]

[agencymedicalstaff]

[Iris walks in with a gift tin of cookies and a thermos of the hot chocolate.]

"Good evening everyone!"

[ask-dr-zor]

"FOUR?!

[Solaris is on a verge of a mental breakdown when she sees Iris. She forces herself to calm down and smiles.]

"hello agent iris"

[agencymedicalstaff]

"Pardon? I'm actually a medic not an agent. The EOD isn't simply just agents and their handlers."

[bewithdagays]

“Thats exactly what the nurse in the medical room said when I had to be inspected for radiation! I’m not sure if she really was a nurse though, pretty sure they don’t teach radiation inspection in med school.”

[ask-agent-phoenix]

"this must be very confusing for Solaris. i mean, she tried to kill one phoenix and now there are more than four..." Ari notes.

"oh, hello, Doctor Iris! i don't think i've met you before? honestly, with this many phoenixes running around, i can't be sure whether you know me phoenix or another phoenix."