Azul

Call me Az, or Azzie

[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[ladytherottie-shoe]

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

[pukicho]

WE KNOW

[agender-azul]

Be real, who doesn't love that?

[pukicho]

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?

[pukicho]

Wait what? Even the bad guys are starting to join in? That... I did not see coming, oh my days! I think this is going to be a night to remember boys.

[agender-azul]

Megamind

[pukicho]

I am an unreliable narrator only as a result of being stupid as shit.

[agender-azul]

Puki give us an abridged narration of your favorite book

[pukicho]

My version of mount Rushmore would have me on it three times and then me on it again a fourth time.

[agender-azul]

Narcissist

[pukicho]

Was scrolling through my notes. What the fuck did I mean by this???

[xerxes-is-a-geeky-metalhead]

Creating strange new stereotypes i see

[pukicho]

All latinos are soulless hovering disembodied heads and I’m willing to be very ignorant and bigoted about it

[agender-azul]

As a latino, can confirm Puki is right

[pukicho]

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[thefakedirtt]

don’t fucking heal me

[pukicho]

Oh god you wish this green shit healed

[agender-azul]

Everybody knows green is poison damage

[pukicho]

i a sick :)

[agender-azul]

Don't die

[pukicho]

I think you're a good person.

I once ate a live cricket.

[swiftysilvers]

How'd it taste?

[pukicho]

Have you ever had chicken?

[pukicho]

Not like that.

[agender-azul]

How does chicken taste?

[pukicho]

im ngl your humour is kinda getting old. 'kill god this', 'obey me that'. you arent THAT interesting. how about you go to church or get a job or smth.

Haven't made a joke like that in like, 4 years. Fake fan spotted.

[agender-azul]

Hey puki wuki, wanna kill god with me and make mortals obey us?

[pukicho]

[agender-azul]

What's this for?

[pukicho]

Parenting tip: name your kid something dumb in order to help them get bullied at school

[agender-azul]

Like Mayonnaise?

[pukicho]

Oi this is me go-to order at the local fishie! Poop on a cock with mushy green peas, a cocky gobbler wrapped in moistened butty on shrew. Be sure to try it with the piss. You WON'T regret it.

[pukicho]

And don’t forget the cum! 🇬🇧🇬🇧

[agender-azul]

Puki what in the Kentucky fried fuck

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

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[mentodento]

Interesting

[pukicho]

weasrht5t55 t5

[forcesofnaturepokevids]

Are you having a stroke?

[pukicho]

A cool guy can’t make fun EDM and say whatever the fuck he wants on his keyboard no more?

[agender-azul]

No, keyboard rights revoked

[pukicho]

With a heavy heart, I make this statement. But on satu

[pukicho]

Huh?

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

Whuh

[pukicho]

Be quiet, I think I heard something

[pukicho]

[agender-azul]

It's coming

RUN.

[pukicho]

Reddit, my wife hates my hulk gloves. I (m27) love walking around daily with big hulk gloves no matter what.

[agender-azul]

Finger her with the hulk gloves

[pukicho]

my boyfriend is obsessed with you can you tell him to stop

My boyfriend now

[agender-azul]

That's pretty fucking gay

[pukicho]

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

[knot-doing-it]

Why R you like this?

[pukicho]

Scrotum means balls

[agender-azul]

That's hot