Some of my favourite quotes from the mario kart pride stream
Jon: New rule: It’s pride so all the straights have to stop moving for 10 seconds every race
Michael: We’re all sitting there, I see Matt go and I’m like “BULLSHIT, STRAIGHT! GET BACK HERE”
Matt: They really don’t bring up how this game should be rated M Kdin: It really should, especially when we’re playing with you Michael: Rated M for Matt
Kdin: It’s nice to know that nothing has changed since I left Gavin: No I think we’re all a bit sadder
Jon: I just got hammered in all the holes. Just, all 12 of them Matt: Damn, 12? Matt, quietly: Lucky…
Kdin: As soon as I bring up numbers Gavin gets mad and I love it Gavin: I get confused which in turn makes me- VERY angry
Lindsay: I just like to think of Matt as like the uh, y’know in dog races when they let that fake rabbit out first and all the dogs chase it? That’s Matt Michael: Yeah, we’ll never catch it but we want it dead
Alfredo, when asked to try to be aggressively nice: Uhh… shit, I don’t know, I don’t have anything nice to say to anybody
Kdin: I’ve been working 7 days a week for like, 90 days Gavin: That’s how you have a heart attack and die Kdin: Hell yeah I’m racing to the f- I’m gonna be first at something dammit in this stream!
Matt: You don’t know me Kdin! You’ve been gone for 45 years or some shit
