Some of my favourite quotes from the mario kart pride stream
Jon: New rule: Itās pride so all the straights have to stop moving for 10 seconds every race
Michael: Weāre all sitting there, I see Matt go and Iām like āBULLSHIT, STRAIGHT! GET BACK HEREā
Matt: They really donāt bring up how this game should be rated M Kdin: It really should, especially when weāre playing with you Michael: Rated M for Matt
Kdin: Itās nice to know that nothing has changed since I left Gavin: No I think weāre all a bit sadder
Jon: I just got hammered in all the holes. Just, all 12 of them Matt: Damn, 12? Matt, quietly: Luckyā¦
Kdin: As soon as I bring up numbers Gavin gets mad and I love it Gavin: I get confused which in turn makes me- VERY angry
Lindsay: I just like to think of Matt as like the uh, yāknow in dog races when they let that fake rabbit out first and all the dogs chase it? Thatās Matt Michael: Yeah, weāll never catch it but we want it dead
Alfredo, when asked to try to be aggressively nice: Uhhā¦ shit, I donāt know, I donāt have anything nice to say to anybody
Kdin: Iāve been working 7 days a week for like, 90 days Gavin: Thatās how you have a heart attack and die Kdin: Hell yeah Iām racing to the f- Iām gonna be first at something dammit in this stream!
Matt: You donāt know me Kdin! Youāve been gone for 45 years or some shit
