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@agent-holloway
Hii I'm Chance Holloway! Don't tell my boss I have social media or I'm gonna be sent to Antarctica again :(
My hobbies include: knives, fire, and napping.
Im a Taurus ♉
My favorite color is red
I'm a swiftie
My favorite food is garlic bread buuut I like anything other than beets and celery
You can trust me with a knife dw I know how to handle those things :)
And for the record I'm a GREAT COOK thank you very much!
Did I mention I'm not like other girls?
Haiiiiii! Small PSA: if you see a levitating ball of simultaneous light and darkness muttering multiple forgotten languages outside your doorstep it means there's a jackalope nearby! Specifically the jackalope I gave fish wine to! Avoid it at all costs pleaseeeee :3
"I asked chatgpt this" and "I asked chatgpt to do that" ok well I asked myself if I should make fish wine and said YES. Will update later.
Used a pocket dimension to speed up the fermenting process in the name of science. The walls are cheese and I taste like purple. Idk what that means for me tho so I gave some to SCP 682 and its convulsing on the floor. May need more test subjects to understand.
"I asked chatgpt this" and "I asked chatgpt to do that" ok well I asked myself if I should make fish wine and said YES. Will update later.
I fear you might’ve reblogged that to the wrong blog maybe..?
(yeah srry abt that)
You should contain the kid alongside the vending machine. That thing’s definitely anomalous. Or you could terminate it. I’ll give you 20 cents and an empty soda can if you do.
- Totally Not King
Uhhh I don't do charity work. You need to pay more than that :/ lowkey Scorpio vibes with how cheap you're being
What ????? I’m an Aries, what the hell do you mean “Scorpio vibes” ???????
And besides, I’m being cheap because that damn kid ain’t worth a cent. It’s a pest that lives on the streets and lives off weird food and seeds.
So are many of the people I deal with like how you described everyday, and my boss pays a decent amount amount for it. What, would you refuse to pay a rat exterminator after dealing with an infestation? Or like an artist! They need more than just exposure to make a living >:(
Smh I never met such a stingy Aries until now >:(((
You should contain the kid alongside the vending machine. That thing’s definitely anomalous. Or you could terminate it. I’ll give you 20 cents and an empty soda can if you do.
- Totally Not King
Uhhh I don't do charity work. You need to pay more than that :/ lowkey Scorpio vibes with how cheap you're being
To the very silly anon :) who was licking me in my inbox for some reason (for anyone else DO NOT LOOK):
Have fun! and do tell whatever god there is I said hello :3c
