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How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
Do you have a crush on Dustin?
Why would I have a crush on Dustin?
you got a first date coming up for these first date questions?
Yup, I've got a date with a gorgeous woman.
See you in Heck's! // AJ & Cordelia Para
A.J. circled the date on the calendar stuck to his fridge. Today was the day he had been looking forward to for the better part of a week. As each day came and went he had crossed them off as a sort of countdown. He made a mental note to thank his landlady later for her helpful list and the calendar she left for him on the refrigerator. She was such a nice lady. It seemed like she went out of her way to make her tenants lives easier. But as quickly as A.J.'s mind had flipped into thinking about Maggie, it had resumed thinking of Cordelia.  He could tell from their previous conversations the brunette was into him, and it was nice to go on a date with someone so attractive. Seriously, the woman could be a model. Not to mention that Cordelia was probably the most beautiful name he'd ever heard.  A.J. considered himself to be extremely lucky that Cordelia was single and interested in him. He had a feeling in his gut that told him tonight was going to be a good night. He took nearly an hour getting ready, listening to his workout playlist which always got him pumped up. He sang along in the shower, making sure to scrub every surface of his body. He grooved while he shaved, stopping only when he got to the difficult parts. He danced while ironing his shirt for the evening, accidentally knocking his soda onto it. "No big deal," he said to noone in particular, as he quickly rinsed the beverage out and dumped the soiled shirt in the hamper, replacing it with a fresh one from his drawer. Finally he used his toothbrush for a microphone during the chorus of 'Milkshake'. How could he resist? After he finished up getting ready, he checked his reflection. "Spiffy," he commented, giving himself a thumbs up in the mirror. He grabbed his keys and double checked that he had brought his gun and wallet. He really hoped he didn't have to use his gun tonight. It would probably put a damper on the whole date thing,  he couldn't tell all of the criminals in the city to play nice for a couple of hours so he could go on a date. He never left home without the three items he had just checked. Doing so only led to trouble and problems, and he had experienced enough of that for several lifetimes. Recapturing the good mood he had been in, he hopped in the car and made his way to the restaurant, singing along with the radio the whole way.
is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?
Presented, without commentary by yours truly!
is it larger than yours or MUCH larger than yours?
Presented, without commentary by yours truly!
do you have any fetishes?
How big is Dustin’s dick?
How should I know?
FMK: Cordelia, Dustin, Buffy
Well, to answer your question, I'd have to say fuck Dustin, marry Cordelia, and kill Buffy. My reasoning?
I don't know Buffy, so I have no reason to fuck or marry her.Â
Gay marriage is illegal, so even if I wanted to marry Dustin I wouldn't be able to, which puts him in the fuck spot.
Which leaves Cordelia and the marry spot. She really does seem like a nice girl.
Thanks for playing greyface, that was fun.
First Night Para // A.J. and Dustin
A.J. watched, slightly amused as the boy floundered trying to decide whether or not to shake. He eventually raised his right arm and shook A.J.’s hand. The skin of Dustin’s hands was smooth and soft with an unexpected strength underneath and the latter having a few calluses that had started to heal, leaving the skin with a unique texture. A.J.’s stiff grip mixed with the grace of Dustin’s and the handshake was firm, but gentle and fluid.Â
He pondered where the young man’s unexpected strength came from. In his experience, there were a few likely causes including sports, computer usage, and frequent nocturnal activities. He could immediately rule out sports because Dustin didn’t look like a sporty kind of guy, and of the remaining two computer usage won because of how pale the young man was.
“So…what brings you to Cleveland?” he knew that question was coming, and he was ready for it. “I got sent here for work. Seems they have been having some trouble in the area, and they needed me to come here and help out.” he replied, ever the standard tell them the answer to the question without telling them any unnecessary information. After all, A.J.’s mission was on a need to know basis, and while the local police department was serving as his cover and his current “job” they still didn’t know very many details of why he was there. All Agent Johnston’s supervisor told them was that A.J. would be working on a classified case in town and needed a cover, which they happily provided.
Dustin knew regions of the brain were trained to make first impressions using only a little bit of information and a couple of preconceived notions, and he wondered what AJ’s brain was saying about him. Geeky loner? Friendly local? Cyber criminal? That last thought made him smile slightly. He’d done his fair share of hacking and illegal downloading, but nothing too Anonymous-y…not exactly a wanted fugitive.
“Oh. Cool.” He took another bite of his burger, chewing as he thought on what AJ’d said. Sent here for work. Dustin was almost relieved. He was a normal guy…probably a businessman or a real estate agent. It was strange…he’d only officially known about the supernatural for a few days, but suddenly he half-expected everyone to be a demon or a demon hunter.
“So…what do you do?” he asked, swallowing. “I mean, if you don’t mind my asking.” His own brain was busy trying to pick up on cues and getting nowhere. Young guy, already up to relocating for work…workaholic? Stock broker? Realizing he wasn’t exactly Sherlock Holmes, he admitted defeat and waited on the other man to tell him instead.
When Dustin smiled, A.J. could tell the young man was relaxing, slowly letting his wall down. Everyone had a wall, some people just had higher ones. His own wall couldn't be scaled or demolished or otherwise compromised. The only way for someone to truly get to know A.J. was for him to lower the wall for them. This had come close to happening with a few people, his adoptive parents being some of them, but as soon as he turned 18 he was off on his own. He didn't mislead anyone, but he only showed the world a small portion of the real Arnold Johnston. There was just too much baggage for dinner conversation.
Every time A.J. had been in a relationship it ended with the other party claiming he wouldn't let them in, wouldn't open up to them. While this was true, he had only been with each partner for a matter of months. Definitely not enough time to explain why he was so fucked up, let alone feel comfortable with doing so. In his earlier twenties after some unfortunate breakups with women, he acted on a curiosity he had entertained for a while, being with another man. The sex had been enjoyable, but their relationship had ended the same way.
The kid's next question snapped A.J. back from his mind and into the real world. "So what do you do?” he asked, swallowing. “I mean, if you don’t mind my asking.” "Well kid, I'm in law enforcement. Seems like there's been a rise in crime in the area and I just graduated from police academy. They sent me here." he explained, playing back what he had said over again. Shit. He didn't mean to call the kid 'kid.' "Sorry Justin," he apologized, "I didn't mean to call you kid. When I was your age I absolutely hated it when somebody called me that.
You're a government agent and you're flirting with little boys. That's messed up.
What are you even talking about?
First Night Para // A.J. and Dustin
The name of the game was making conversation, and Dustin wasn’t exactly the MVP. But this is what he’d wanted, right? To branch out. Get involved. Push his personal limits a little. Heck, in a year he’d be off to college and would be expected to talk to people without wringing his hands or stammering.
A little taken aback by the greeting—when was the last time he shook hands at something that wasn’t a job interview?—he extended his arm anyway. “Nice to meet you. I’m Dustin.”
He’d be lying if he said his curiosity wasn’t piqued, at least a little. Guy looked to be a few years older than he was. Self-confessed to be new in town, but the sun was still out, so…not a vampire. At least, not if the vampire stereotype held up…which he was guessing it did, since Dawn had asked him to stay home at night.
“So…what brings you to Cleveland?” he asked, turning back to his food, eating as they talked. He didn’t want to be rude, but he kind of had to down his meal and get going.
A.J. watched, slightly amused as the boy floundered trying to decide whether or not to shake. He eventually raised his right arm and shook A.J.'s hand. The skin of Dustin's hands was smooth and soft with an unexpected strength underneath and the latter having a few calluses that had started to heal, leaving the skin with a unique texture. A.J.'s stiff grip mixed with the grace of Dustin's and the handshake was firm, but gentle and fluid.Â
He pondered where the young man's unexpected strength came from. In his experience, there were a few likely causes including sports, computer usage, and frequent nocturnal activities. He could immediately rule out sports because Dustin didn't look like a sporty kind of guy, and of the remaining two computer usage won because of how pale the young man was.
"So...what brings you to Cleveland?" he knew that question was coming, and he was ready for it. "I got sent here for work. Seems they have been having some trouble in the area, and they needed me to come here and help out." he replied, ever the standard tell them the answer to the question without telling them any unnecessary information. After all, A.J.'s mission was on a need to know basis, and while the local police department was serving as his cover and his current "job" they still didn't know very many details of why he was there. All Agent Johnston's supervisor told them was that A.J. would be working on a classified case in town and needed a cover, which they happily provided.
the-better-slayer replied to your post: So you’ve got a date with Cordelia, huh?
Little dead and also kind of a bitch, but yeah. Nice.
Well she hasn't been a bitch to me.