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@agentbas
I honestly don’t know if this is good wine or not. I just followed the advice of the person at the store. The peanut brittle is a family recipe.
Merry Christmas.
That bottle is going straight in my cooler. Thank you, and I’ll make sure that brittle doesn’t go to waste either.
tripplectheartist:
Exactly. So you should be good to enjoy your vacation,
Treating myself to a few bar nights. Been way too long.
tymytie:
Ooh! You should use that time to fly away somewhere nice and warm, or just relax with it.
I’ll stick with relaxing, last thing I want to do on my time off is stuff myself in a plane.
tripplectheartist:
I’d say who can be that stupid, but I am the king of getting hurt being stupid.
I don’t care how stupid you are as long as it’s not on my contract.
Put in for a vacation til the 2nd. Here’s hoping nobody loses an eye outside of my watch.
coopertanderson:
It’s a pleasure to meet you.
So what’s your claim? Acting? Modeling? Music? I work with pretty much everyone, handsome.
coopertanderson:
Honestly, you’re right.
Well, mon ami, I could fix that for you.
coopertanderson:
Well, I can’t exactly judge their choices. I’ve contemplated resorting to reality tv just because I can’t find other work.
Maybe you just have a shitty agent.
coopertanderson:
Aw, I’m sure they aren’t that bad.
Try running PR for someone that makes a joke out of their own life.
Note to self: don’t work with reality stars.
cassieltheodoresmythe:
As you know, I am not very athletic, but I thought… how hard could table tennis be. It’s just a ball on a table. One unfortunately bounced too hard and took out my light fixture.
You do know you’re supposed to play table tennis with a partner, right?
cassieltheodoresmythe:
So… who’s someone I can call in this building for a broken light fixture? Who knew taking up inside table tennis was a bad idea? I personally thought it could have finally been my sport of choice.
...The hell made you think that was a good idea?
cassieltheodoresmythe:
How much trouble can your dogs actually cause, they’re all small…. Did you even put lights on said table tree anyways?
You’d be surprised how much hell they can raise given the chance. And yes, I did. I put a light-up star on it.
itsjessesaintjames:
I just really hate group cattle call auditions. a 6′5 tenor almost grande jete’d into my head
So keep away from those more, then?
itsjessesaintjames:
I am ready for today to be done, glass of whiskey is in hand.
You sound like you’re having a rough day.
cassieltheodoresmythe:
It absolutely does not, I’m talking one of those 6-7 feet trees, you know the kind people decorate?
You try to put up a tree that big when you’ve got three dogs. I decorate my table tree, thank you very much.