A Nerd in Recovery

[agenthalcyon]

Thank you Andrew Garfield! And Emma Stone for calling him out. It is completely possible and acceptable to note differences between men and women without implying or assuming that different qualities make one sex stronger, better, weaker or worse than the other. Imagine how dull and monochrome our world would be if everyone possessed only masculine or only feminine qualities. Our strength lies in our differences and they should be celebrated, even when those qualities aren't necessarily defined by our sex.

[molegan-deactivated20180823]

are u there god? itsa me, mario

[agenthalcyon]

I challenge anyone to read that without doing the voice....

[toningmyuterus-deactivated20151]

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

[joegilgun-deactivated20150713]

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

[imsarahcate]

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

[joegilgun-deactivated20150713]

[emerald-observance]

Nobody was expecting us

[joegilgun-deactivated20150713]

[hypotheticalwoman]

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

[variablejabberwocky]

[captainmjolnir]

finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

[nillawiffle]

[agenthalcyon]

Love is suggesting Panda Express for dinner because you know your boyfriend loves it, even though all you want in the world at that moment is a side by side vanilla mocha milkshake from Steak n' Shake... <3

[anankashasmoved-deactivated2014]

hello all so as most of you probably know by now the fabulous raina will be returning to agents of shield in 1x18, so allie came up with a great idea called ‘flowers for raina’

basically all you have to do is take a selfie / picture involving flowers you could be wearing a...

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

[agenthalcyon]

It gets better!

[mymomfoundmyblogagain-deactivat]

One Woman Shares Her Day Through Google Glass. It Seems Lovely, Until The Horrific End Comes!

We all watched some Google glass ad, and it all looks fabulous! but when one woman decides to share her day through it, it seems great at the beginning, but when the day is over, the worst of all happens. If you’re in an abusive situation, visit the National Domestic Violence Hotline’s website or call at 800-799-7233.

http://www.buzzwok.com/one-woman-shares-her-day-through-google-glass-it-seems-lovely-until-the-horrific-end-comes/

[blackfairypresident]

team 5’5 and under where ya at

[starlightify-archive-deactivate]

they’ve been here the whole time, they’re just too small to see

[hints-of-sarcasm]

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

[gottitmemorized]

this exactlyyyyyy

[piatchbiatch]

[marie-madeleinehasablog-deactiv]

What’s the point of that post though ?

"Oh Jewish women, Muslim women and Christin women have to pray? Wow so sad.”

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

yes that is literally all we do

i do nothing but sternly stare into space and clutch my rosary

there is literally nothing else in my life

[parisianinsomnia]

Only atheists can wear green.

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

religious women don’t go outside

the sun is fatal to us

[sarahisalright]

atheists can fly

[roy-ish-deactivated20171118]

green is not a creationist color

[nudiemuse]

Only atheist women can look up.

[myprettynaillady-deactivated201]

Only atheist women can take their hands away from their faces?

[libertybill]

Atheists develop unnaturally curved spines because they have’t recognized their lord and savior. 

[agenthalcyon]

Sometimes when I'm driving and I see deep gouges in the road, I imagine they were caused by like, an epic dinosaur or Transformers battle or something. And then I'm somewhat disappointed I missed it.

[agenthalcyon]

Get to Know Me, Get to Know me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

[agenthalcyon]

Tell me about your body. (¬‿¬)

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Back: Are you a virgin?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

[loki-cat2]

[badengagementphotos]

And then they got hit by a car…

[agenthalcyon]

Seriously? This is downtown Rome and that's my F-150 in the background...

[agenthalcyon]

VALENTINE'S DAY | ASK SPECIAL

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

48: What's your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define "cheating"?

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?