"Lament"

Currently at Site-▇. NOT A HORSE. PLEASE. Just rumours.

[agentlament]

Name: Agent Troy "Lament" H██████

Security Clearence: Level two (2)

Occupation: Assistant to Dr. Charles Gears

Location: Site-█.

Everyone's on here, so am I. It's supposed to be a work related app, but I see no one really treats it this way, so I won't either.

Dodridge I know you read this. I want my money back. DON'T try to run from it motherfucker 20 dollars is a lot when you're broke. Seriously, this stopped being funny. If I don't see the money on my account until the end of the week, I am PERSONALLY going to get you, and when I do, may god himself have mercy on your soul, because I won't.

OOC info! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪

Yes he is a horse.

Hi hi hey hi I am the mod (Troy's pimp) and I'm 18. English is my second language so be aware I will be making mistakes :' )

I'm fine with suggestive jokes or adult topics, however I won't write outright smut

Speaking of NSFW, if you want to send him anything suggestive, please be around my age or older. I'll tag anything like that as #suggestive. Should've done that before...gulp

Same thing goes for Sophia Light blogs...gulp. My version of Lament is currently in a relationship with Light. If you want to interact as Sophia with them being together, send me an ask! I'd love to roleplay as them... but again, please only if you're around 18 or older :' )

Oh and no Bright. 963 rewrites are welcome! But nothing with the original Dr. Bright, please

Everything I say is 100% in character, unless it's the blue text or in tags

[agentlament]

Actually I am being cyberbullied on here by being called a horse

[agentlament]

you’re brandishing a knife you’re troy lament

Yup, that's me. I've been told I'm the foundation's special agent superstar :P

GODDAMIT you got me. There is no mod, I'm actually the guy himself. Sorry guys

[askboxmemes]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

[agentlament]

Sorry, this isn't about me but... everyone did those and I'm DYING to know

[agentlament]

I checked my drafts and saw I wrote that during a wild night out. I think drunk me might've been onto something

[vexwaves]

SNITCH.

- @agentlament

I'm sorry, hot stuff 😢 He was realllly pressing me, yk? Would it make it better if I snuck you some 420-J? 😚

[agentlament]

Mmmmmhm you won me over.

[agentlament]

“UGLY” AND “MEDIOCRE” HUH ?

- 𝄡

Hi Alto. I don't remember saying that but that does sound like something I'd say while drunk and mean it when I'm sober.

So yeah I admit, you're kind of ugly, no shade though. Love you my dearest colleague

[dctraltoclef]

YA CASPER 👻 TOLD ME 🚨 U THINK I WOULDNT FIND OUT… “NO SHADE” HOW BOUT I KNOCK YR SHADES OFF YR HEAD

[agentlament]

Oh fucking snitch–

Whatever. Please don't kill me, Alto, I don't have a family.

[dctraltoclef]

NAH IM JUST FUCKIN WITHYA I GOT SOMEONE ELSE IM USING AS TARGET PRACTICE LATER 😜

[agentlament]

Who– ohh...Jon... okay then have fun :P

[agentlament]

“UGLY” AND “MEDIOCRE” HUH ?

- 𝄡

Hi Alto. I don't remember saying that but that does sound like something I'd say while drunk and mean it when I'm sober.

So yeah I admit, you're kind of ugly, no shade though. Love you my dearest colleague

[dctraltoclef]

YA CASPER 👻 TOLD ME 🚨 U THINK I WOULDNT FIND OUT… “NO SHADE” HOW BOUT I KNOCK YR SHADES OFF YR HEAD

[agentlament]

Oh fucking snitch–

Whatever. Please don't kill me, Alto, I don't have a family.

[agentlament]

“UGLY” AND “MEDIOCRE” HUH ?

- 𝄡

Hi Alto. I don't remember saying that but that does sound like something I'd say while drunk and mean it when I'm sober.

So yeah I admit, you're kind of ugly, no shade though. Love you my dearest colleague

[sleepiest-intern]

[The door to the medbay opens, and here comes in Agent Lament looking pale.]

Hey doc. Do you happen do have any painkillers?

[With a wibbly move, he sat down on one of the uncomfortable plastic chairs, supporting his chin with his elbow.]

Ugh, my head's killing me. To be completly honest with you, I got shitfaced last night. Don't tell my boss, please? I don't usually do that.

- @agentlament

"Mother Fucker, Troy.."

Angie sighed in agitation but she wasn't mad for long, abandoning her computer to go find ibuprofen.

"I'm a Liar, Not a snitch.."

She muttered before tossing him the bottle.

"Did you go to the bar or stay home?"

She aksed out of pure curiosity

[agentlament]

[He caught the bottle and nod in aknowledgement.]

The bar. But in my defense, I was supposed to be free the next day. I didn't expect to be called to work...

[Troy swallowed the pills and took a swig of water from the plastic cup. A loud sigh left his throat as he massages his temples.]

Ugh, sorry for bothering you here. You probably have a ton of burn patients or something.

[sleepiest-intern]

"It's pretty slow today actually, a junior researcher came in earlier because he hit his head"

She shrugged, deciding to 'try' small conversation, keeping her distance because she'd freak out if she got too close.

"How was your outing with Marrow?"

[agentlament]

[He immediatelly straightened up, adjusting his tie.]

Oh, that? Heh, amazing. I beat her at like, every game we played. All of them. I was unstoppable, she had to pay for dinner afterwards. The kids love my arcade tricks.

[agentlament]

In polish a slang for masturbating is "walić konia" which means "beating your horse"

[sugar-star-kandi]

😈

[agentlament]

??? STAR WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[sleepiest-intern]

[The door to the medbay opens, and here comes in Agent Lament looking pale.]

Hey doc. Do you happen do have any painkillers?

[With a wibbly move, he sat down on one of the uncomfortable plastic chairs, supporting his chin with his elbow.]

Ugh, my head's killing me. To be completly honest with you, I got shitfaced last night. Don't tell my boss, please? I don't usually do that.

- @agentlament

"Mother Fucker, Troy.."

Angie sighed in agitation but she wasn't mad for long, abandoning her computer to go find ibuprofen.

"I'm a Liar, Not a snitch.."

She muttered before tossing him the bottle.

"Did you go to the bar or stay home?"

She aksed out of pure curiosity

[agentlament]

[He caught the bottle and nod in aknowledgement.]

The bar. But in my defense, I was supposed to be free the next day. I didn't expect to be called to work...

[Troy swallowed the pills and took a swig of water from the plastic cup. A loud sigh left his throat as he massages his temples.]

Ugh, sorry for bothering you here. You probably have a ton of burn patients or something.

[agentlament]

In polish a slang for masturbating is "walić konia" which means "beating your horse"

[agentlament]

https://www.tumblr.com/agentlament/818094577478189056?source=share

Sooooooo have you gotten freaky with ur wife yet?

;)

[agentlament]

Oh right, it's june. Happy pride month to my gay colleagues :)

[agentlament]

Welllll you know what they say about horses!~~~!!~!!

And...what is it that they say about horses? They eat hay? They gallop? I don't know, Anon, tell me.

[agentlament]

Duddeee im walking home right niw and i miss my girkeidn i wish i had my girlfriwnd nowww sophiw i love you so muvh

I wanna hsve sex

[agentlament]

I miss juluan...... .... whh is the office so wmpty i miss his sexist remaeks kinds i hope he gets bwtter from his burn wounds soon really i lovw him

[agentlament]

Phone on 2% help nooo