#scp-729-j

[dyv--0o]

Where can I buy this cutie? /srs

[jack-of-amulets]

Day 11: Scariest SCP

...

[askabbyandevacrew]

Anna 9?

Something that frightens Anna

Well it actually frightens everyone, but...

Arceus have mercy on your soul

oh who am I kidding, they can't save you either

[picketpolecat]

SCP-4606 returns from a mission and notices the entire facility is barren

SCP-4606: That's odd, I didn't get any notifications of a containment breach while I was gone, where is everybody?

SCP-4606 then finds a yellow Peep plushie on one of the cafeteria tables

SCP-4606: Oh hi there, Alexander! What are you doing out here! Dr Hessen is probably worried sick about you!

SCP-4606 places SCP-729-J in his coat

SCP-4606: let's get you back to her office!

A random scientist then pops out from under one of the tables

Scientist: Everyone! Look! Demios just contained the monster!

The entirety of the staff come flooding out to cheer for SCP-4606

SCP-4606: Well, shoot! If this is how you guys celebrate me coming back, I should take field missions more often!

[moistmailman]

Other SCP logs: *professionally written to be detailed and calmly explains what the anomaly does*

SCP 729-J logs: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?! WHAT KINDA GOD WOULD MAKE SUCH A SICK FUCKING GROTESQUE THING! GET THAT FUCKER AWAY FROM ME! (It’s not even that bad. Stop being mean. You’re scaring it!) FUCK THAT NOISE! DID YOU SEE WHAT THIS FUCKER DID TO THE OTHER SCPs?! GET THAT ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AWAY FROM ME! GOD IS REAL AND THIS FUCKER IS PUNISHMENT WE MUST ENDURE TO MAKE UP FOR OUR SINS!

[thiscatisonfire]

HOLY SHIT SCPEEP

[youthinkimaflowergore]

Giving scp 729-j a fashion~~~!!!!