APPLE

Welcomes to my blog!!! Sends me things! Asks me things! Whatevers you wants to! ^^

[applehatchet]

Hellos there! My names is Apple Hatchet! You cans call me either ones’a those.

Lets me know if you needs anythings fixeds or cleans’d up arounds here! I cans do most tasks if you asks me!

Can’t waits to have funs with alls of you ons this webbedsite!!!! (^▽^)

OOC:

yet another OC blog from @ihearthalflife .

check out my other oc blog @emarrow !!!!

As always, don’t take everything I say in-character seriously that’s just them and not me. Not a part of Void, just purple.

Rules:

1. 16+ interactions only in general. For anything tagged suggestive or MDNI, minors DO NOT interact with it.

2. nothing too explicit. 18+ only for flirty/shippy stuff

3. no bright pls. (963 rewrites OK. obviously. LOL)

additional info:

Additional:

Their typing and grammar is done that way on purpose, yes.

Their voice becomes distorted, almost “glitchy” and changes pitch lower/higher etc. when they’re feeling an emotion to an extreme degree. Text Ⱡł₭Ɇ ₮Ⱨł₴ or otherwise “weird” in some way indicates that.

[vexwaves]

I’m trying to focus on the road but marrow chan is in my passenger seat and her big juicy breasts keep breasting when i hit the slightest bump kyyaaaa

[emarrow]

W WHHGAT?? :;?!

[vexwaves]

Whoops you caught me #texting and driving 😢😢😚

[emarrow]

BRIANN PLEASGE PLEASEFOCUS ON THEHROAD /WEREGOING @:TO FUCKIGN CRAHSH

[vexwaves]

Awww I love when you beg 😳😳

Oh- I think we hit something? Let me just- oh, hey look it's squires!! Hi squires!!

[emarrow]

OHMYGOD PLEASE NOW IS NOTNTHE TIME OHFUVK IMGOINGTODIE IMGOJNADIE IM GO

…Oh. Oh that’s it?

Uhm… ok then… continue driving….

[talkingwithsquires]

ow.

[vexwaves]

Dw sexy we can grab you something from taco bell on our way back

[dctraltoclef]

I TOO AM IN THIS EPISODE

[officehoursofglass]

Um- can you guys please slow down !!- I know Squires is immortal, and all that, but he's- um. He's really a nice person when you get to know him!!

[applehatchet]

NOOOOO KEEP GOING!!! HIT THE GASS!!!! WEEEEHHEEEHEHEHEEEE!!!! HEHEHEEEEEE

[applehatchet]

[LOL.]

[vexwaves]

Just letting you all know, Iceberg is packing 8 inches (soft) . Just had to clear up some misunderstandings once and for all!

[applehatchet]

AWAAWWAAAAWAAA??!? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! IS THATS TRUE???? LET’S INVESTIGATES THIS ONES… TOGETHER… 🔎

[officehoursofglass]

I've decided to try my hand at savoury foods for the first time! Uh, well, that's sort of a lie, actually. I've cooked before, just, well, because of my busy schedule, I tend to eat out very often.... um, no matter.

I'm making empanadas! Or, well, breakfast ones..! I hope they turn out well :) I'll share the recipe if they end up good !!

[applehatchet]

Empanadas

[applehatchet]

Some peoples will eats ass and complains about a tomatos ons their burger ꉂ(≧▽≦)

[applehatchet]

Aawww!!! Poor baby! For such a big girls, you’res reallys sooo small ands naïve! Hehe! You’re funs to watch, I cans see why those boys keeps you around! :3

[officehoursofglass]

сними эстетику с дольче милком и уточкой (медицинской) пожалуйста

Are you.... comparing these things to me, or... um.

[applehatchet]

That says “Please film an aesthetic video featuring Dolce Milk and a little duck (a medical one)!” (I just useds a translators I don’ts know Russian! LOL!)

DAAAWWW!!! It does kinds of looks likes you Simon! A lil birdies 🐣 with lil rounds glasses!!! SOOOO CUTEEES AWAAA (,,> ᴗ <,,) !!!

Its even gots your squishable lil cheeks too!!! Sosocute!

[officehoursofglass]

You think I'm- oh, uh. thank you, Apple :) that's very sweet of you ...

[applehatchet]

Aww thanks!!! Apples are very sweets after all!!! I coulds just pinch your cheeks awaaa (˶>˶˶<˶) I heards you’re a baker, huhhh? Wanna makes some apple pies together? (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[officehoursofglass]

сними эстетику с дольче милком и уточкой (медицинской) пожалуйста

Are you.... comparing these things to me, or... um.

[applehatchet]

That says “Please film an aesthetic video featuring Dolce Milk and a little duck (a medical one)!” (I just useds a translators I don’ts know Russian! LOL!)

DAAAWWW!!! It does kinds of looks likes you Simon! A lil birdies 🐣 with lil rounds glasses!!! SOOOO CUTEEES AWAAA (,,> ᴗ <,,) !!!

Its even gots your squishable lil cheeks too!!! Sosocute!

[applehatchet]

sewing tools, glue, sewing materials, glue, cereals, glue, an old felt coat that had once felt that it belonged to his mom, one ping ball, glue, and one pong ball. e e e . aw

[field-agent-aurora]

OK, if y’all were animals, what animal would you be you think?

[applehatchet]

WEASEL

OR SEA LION

[icebergsinferno]

Oooougggg nngnhhbbnfnnnnn.!!:$

[applehatchet]

Are you ok? :o What happeneds?

[icebergsinferno]

OOOOUGGGGHHDBJNDJKEOOSO JKND KIKOOOO

[applehatchet]

Bergyyy? What is it? :3 Go on use your words :3

[icebergsinferno]

CLDKDKD CLEFJJJFIIJB JLKJHJJPUGHH

[applehatchet]

OoOoOoOhh!!! I SEE! I see! Heheh… :3<

[icebergsinferno]

I- UGAHH- FUCK! That FAT BASTARD! I CAN NOT BELIEVE HIM! HES BEEN ROLLING ACROSS MY KEYBOARD FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR! FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT!

[applehatchet]

…OOOHHH…

…heheh… heh… :w:

[icebergsinferno]

Oooougggg nngnhhbbnfnnnnn.!!:$

[applehatchet]

Are you ok? :o What happeneds?

[icebergsinferno]

OOOOUGGGGHHDBJNDJKEOOSO JKND KIKOOOO

[applehatchet]

Bergyyy? What is it? :3 Go on use your words :3

[icebergsinferno]

CLDKDKD CLEFJJJFIIJB JLKJHJJPUGHH

[applehatchet]

OoOoOoOhh!!! I SEE! I see! Heheh… :3<

[icebergsinferno]

Oooougggg nngnhhbbnfnnnnn.!!:$

[applehatchet]

Are you ok? :o What happeneds?

[icebergsinferno]

OOOOUGGGGHHDBJNDJKEOOSO JKND KIKOOOO

[applehatchet]

Bergyyy? What is it? :3 Go on use your words :3

[icebergsinferno]

Oooougggg nngnhhbbnfnnnnn.!!:$

[applehatchet]

Are you ok? :o What happeneds?

[applehatchet]

ENOUGH OF THE CRYPTIC MESSAGES YOU SQUIRREL F01D, WERE PUTTING YOU ON THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO PLAPSBURG IMMEDIATELY. PREPARE THYSELF

Son … 😭

[applehatchet]

Oh… I’ms not bothereds by it! I appreciates your concerns but really, you shoulds all knows me better by now!

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[I really do… looks forwards to seeing how ŦĦƗS plays out.]

̢̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̢̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̢̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̢̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗ ̢̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̢̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̢̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̢̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸A̡̓ͩ̄̑̓̀͗…

GOOD LUCK, EVANGELINE. :)