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[agentparadise]

Ask Status: OPEN!

>Read the story here!<

If you are here for the questioning, then please read this post before sending anything!

This blog doubles as an ask blog for the cast of the Secretaryverse, an AU owned by both me and Moki (mokitimo / agent-fee-nits), who is also the owner of the interpretation of Phoenix featured in this AU.

You can ask the characters anything you want as long as it's not NSFW, but there are a couple things to keep in mind:

You can only ask characters that are on the Available Characters List. Please refer to it before sending any asks.

The timeline of when the characters answer your questions will be dependent on the progress of the story. As a result, the answers WILL be containing spoilers, so it is highly advised that you read the story first.

Now all of that's out of the way, now to the best part: The Available Characters List!

Available Characters:

Liliana Miracle (Paradise)

Kasper Black (Agent)

Reginald Crane (Handler)

[agentparadise]

Liliana! How do you feel about Agent Rhodonite?

"O-Oh, I think xer nice! Really nice! We don't talk much, but they are pleasant whenever we do."

[agentparadise]

"Hey! You! You're the Phoenix's handler, right? Here. Take this... normal box. That's not full of bees. At all. It's a peace offering!"

The box is definitely full of bees.

- @hiveminds-office

Kasper and Liliana flinched at the sudden girlish scream that blasted from their earpieces, prompting them to turn off the devices for the time being.

One of the Agency's experiments must've escaped again.

[agentparadise]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can't.

I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.

We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That's me!

Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we

"I appreciate the notes! But, um… I'm having trouble understanding all of the ones past number three. This sounds more like a scri-"

"… IDENTIFY YOURSELF."

[agentparadise]

reggie! pro violence?

"I'm not one for violence nowadays ever since I became a Handler."

"...Buuuut I wouldn't be against it if circumstances call for it."

[noodlec0nsumer]

I expect you to DIE, Stanley.

The Stanley Parable X I Expect You To Die :D

[thedevils7thstring]

God I’m so fucking normal about I expect you to die

[dr-roxana-prism]

in the spotlight until the bitter end

[lavalampstealer]

Doodle dump (you know the drill)

Also new Handler dropped: his name is Canary (he/it) :]