The Goblin’s Trash Heap

I’m just a silly little guy Pronouns: She/Her Age: 18

[swagophile]

downloaded an evil pirated rom of a classic video game off the dark web and the malevolent spirit inside it was fully intending to kill me until it hicjacked my webcam and saw my room and now it just feels sorry for me. yeah. it's helping me fill out job applications now. it saw me take down some empty bottles and it was genuinely really.proud of me. i think it sees itself as like a mother figure. when i do really good it lets me play my favorite levels but it changes things around a little so it feels new again because it knows i appreciate that and i deserve to be rewarded for beingnthe good girl i am. yeah. i dont even think its evil anymore i think its just really personally invested in me

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[goatmogu]

"Shamura's request"

I am not very good at dialogue so I hope this isn’t too odd to read.💦

Please tell me if you’d like more works like that. 🙇

Bonus Shamura doodle

[waytoohigh63]

thing that pisses me off most about adhd advice from neurotypicals... the 'doing something for 30 days forms a habit.' bitch nothing in my life is a habit i would be ripping bong and jacking off all day if it was a matter of choice. never underestimate my ability to be super invested in something for like 2 weeks and then forget to do it one day and never go back to it

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

reblog if u like titties

[notcactusman]

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Vote here!

[lesbian-jack-barnabas]

im the only person ever to try to draw kathryn midnightburger. why am i the only yuripilled person in this fandom. step up your game guys. come ON /j

+ doodles

[bimboficationblues]

Femboy Hooters represents the inescapability of the capitalist axiomatic even in our libidinal life; even in our wildest fantasies, fucking a variety of cat-eared hermetic androgynes (or being a cat-eared hermetic androgyne getting fucked), there is a boss lurking around the corner to ensure the flow of commodities - boneless wings and boypussy - never slows. For at the end of the workday there must be an accounting. Desire cannot be allowed to break loose of its bonds, hence the restrictions of the white crop top and orange shorts.

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[thedevils7thstring]

Yall, his autistic ramblings is making my panties damp

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

[thedevils7thstring]

Mine is the number 7

Like… 7

This -> 7

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[thedevils7thstring]

*Twirls my pubes at you t-boyishly*

Want me to braid it for you bbgurl <333

[catmask]

and btw to every gay or transgender person out there whos gritting their teeth through the holidays rn just know that in the future you may instead be sitting with your fiance making cookies together with homemade mimosa and brunch so if whatever it takes for you to survive now is in fact worth it and a better future is waiting for you. it is not impossible and you will make it

[thedevils7thstring]

I literally just said to my boyfriend that I can’t wait for us to be older, watching our kids tearing the house apart with their new toys. I slide over to them kiss them on the temple and give him my present. He opens it, he blushes and gives me a kiss on the hand. I say, “Merry Christmas Darling” and he says it back. The camera zooms out on us as we sit like Morticia and Gomez Addams as our children are running around like the end of a Smiling Friends episode.

Merry Christmas everyone

[violette-the-femme]

Bringing this back

[thedevils7thstring]

Me fr