I DON'T EVEN

1987/USA. Easily impressed. My name is Rebecca. You can call me JoJo, if you want.

[columboscreens]

[lefresne]

Dog keeps stealing my ball of yarn and all I can think of is this manuscript illustration 🥺

[thaylepo]

the look on both the dog's and the spinner's faces tells me this was absolutely drawn from life

[tonydaddingham]

this bronze medallist dilf has never missed doesn't miss and shall never miss

[agentsex]

Oh, he likes a sparkly coat

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[agentsex]

Honestly? I could go for an evening of complaining

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[agentsex]

No such thing as bee-free honey unless it's from a wasp or some shit

It's just syrup

[crowlixcx]

Broadchurch | S1EP4 | Alec Hardy’s Wettest Moments (Part 15)

[agentsex]

A decade later nearly, do you still believe Sami are not PoC

Lollll

They are indigenous people of Europe. This is a largely meaningless question asked by people obsessed with race and skin color.

[thefaultinourforcebond]

THE SANDMAN: A HOPE IN HELL (S01E04)

[cd0wq]

had to do it

[mwagneto]

Hi my name is Lord Morpheus Kai'ckul Sandman Oneiros Dream of the Endless and I'm the king of dreams (that’s how I got my name) and I have messy black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Robert Pattinson (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m British but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a god, and I rule over a magic land called the Dreaming where I’m the king (I’m endless). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a long black coat with a matching black shirt and black skinny jeans and black combat boots. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner and messy black eye shadow. I was walking outside in the waking world. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[kendalls-roy]

Taskmaster: Series 5

[csykora]

stone cold goalie magic

[tgwdlmreprised]

[headspace-hotel]

i have been scrolling the “looks” on the gucci website. whoever designed these desires only to cause pain. so many of the patterns on these clothes actually appear to be moving when I look at them. these models are all hollow-eyed Victorian children trying to advertise to predators that they are poisonous.

[headspace-hotel]

These are prey animals whose natural habitat is a couch

[headspace-hotel]

these men are dressed like they’re going to a job interview where they will be slowly impaled on stakes in a pit of fire ants if they get the job. if I saw one of these guys standing in a person’s front yard I would assume he was either trying to lower the property values or that his role in a nearby home invasion was “distraction.”

[headspace-hotel]

These two are in a running competition to see who can shoplift the largest item.

[headspace-hotel]

What do I even say? is it even possible to intentionally create something uglier? are these people under a faerie curse where if someone compliments them they are slowly eaten alive by maggots?

Is this fashion? If this was a style of architecture it would be a car wash. If this was a style of dance it would be the insensate twitching of a corpse that has been hanged. If this was a style of music it would be a harmonica cover of a Pug dying a painful death. If you have sex in these outfits you gain a second virginity. These people are dressed for the job they want, and they want God to kill them.

[apicturewithasmile]

“So one of us is gonna lose our top and one of us is gonna lose our bottom. By now you may be thinking it’s probably gonna be you who loses the bottoms, right?” “I wasn’t thinking that.” “Well, you should start thinking that.”

[agentsex]

Watch it on Youtube 

[agentsex]

Look, I just discovered Taskmaster and can … can we just talk about the heavy BDSM subtext 

[agentsex]

This dumb bottom is ruining my life

[agentsex]

Look, I just discovered Taskmaster and can ... can we just talk about the heavy BDSM subtext