Mostly Mad Brewing

internet old he/him enjoy my trash pile

[hotvampireadjacent]

[catchymemes]

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[reactionimagesdaily]

[tchaikovskaya]

[targetedknowledge]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[corvophobia]

humbled

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[thydungeongal]

One of my favorite tweets of all time

[propelledbydisaster]

I’m also a big fan of the follow-up:

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

[madamewesker]

That last ROO always gets me

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[victusinveritas]

[boycotteveryone]

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]