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we-are-your-worst-nightmare

"MATTHEWS!" Scarlet kicked open the door and stomped over to shawn she slammed the tablet he was holding on the desk.

“No Scarlet, please. Do come in. I wasn’t in the middle of doing anything important.” Shawn muttered out, voice monotone yet still dripping with sarcasm.

“What on earth is going on between you and my sister? I see you two hanging out allot! Don’t you know a bros sister is off-limits!!!”

“First of all, for the so called ‘bros sister being off limits’, that would first have to imply that we are in fact ‘bros’. Which, and I’m not sure why I have to point this out to you, we are not. So.”

#weareyourworstnightmare

downtothepit

"Bennet, right? I have a proposition for you."

“That depends. What it is and what’s in it for me? And furthermore how the hell did you find me?”

downtothepit

“Well under normal circumstances I might have joined you. But I got a kid to take of now. So unless you got someone to look after him, I’m not of much use to you.” He said rather solemnly.

#matthews asks #irulethegame

“Right, yes. The kid. It was Miles, wasn’t it? Well I think I can arrange something for him. After all, I can promise you no day care will protect him like a SHIELD trainee would.”

#downtothepit

Sweetie! you v'ill not believe d'he day I have had! - Aja

“Darling, I probably couldn’t care less.”

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“Indeed.” Nodding her head Maria leaned back in her chair comfortably and could not help but to give a little smile when the question she knew she would be asked came up. “I wondered when you’d ask.” Chuckling a little she crossed her arms and thought how she would explain herself. “I’m doing a myriad of work as per usual actually. Between writing death certificates, locating lost agents, and compiling old SHIELD documents, I am also pulling in information on how we can go forward. There is no SHIELD, but something better has to replace it. The Avengers can’t do everything after all.”

A faint smile fell over Shawn’s face and he nodded his head at her explanation. When Maria had moved in with the rest of them, he had been a little hesitant at first. The agents he did have working there were only trusted because Shawn trained most of them himself. He wasn’t sure where Maria’s loyalties were going to lie. So her explanation did take quite the weight off his shoulders. "Sounds like you’ve got your hands full. I’d be more than happy to loan you McCarthy if you ever want a break. Though I should warn you he’ll do nothing but complain.”

#askmsmariahill

"Not that I don't love waking up to the sounds of McCarthy's panicked screams, but could you maybe stop leaving you snakes in his bed? This is the third time this week he's forced me out of bed to come and get them."

“ I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.”

“I know you think your bad attitude will lure me away. Allow me to inform you. It v’ill not.”

"I’ll just have to try harder then, won’t I?”

#irulethegame

(From telekineticredhead)"You know smoking will kill you." The redhead said, half kidding, half serious to the agent.

“Will it now? My. And here I thought all the other fifteen plus people who tell me that on a daily basis were just pulling shit out of their ass.”

telekineticredhead

“I suppose that would cause one to take on some serious bad habits. I guess I’m lucky, I don’t have to deal with any of those people directly. Lucky me. I’m sure you know who I am so do I even need to introduce myself? I hear you’re like god, you hear and see all.” The redhead snickered, extending her hand. “Anyway, it’s nice to meet you, Mr. Matthews.”

“I’m not entirely sure if ‘god’ would be the correct wording. After all, people tend to respect their gods.” Shawn muttered with a roll of his eyes. He loved his team dearly but dear lord did they know how to grate on his nerves. “It’s Samantha, right?” He reached over to shake her hand with a nod of his head. “Nice to officially meet you.”

#telekineticredhead

Taking in Matthews’ office Maria could tell he was a very utilitarian kind of person. There did not seem to be any real personal touches, and everything was very efficient. Granted, Maria’s office was much the same considering from floor to ceiling there were files and other important documents she kept hold of, but at least she had little personal touches scattered about.

Smiling a little Maria nodded her head in agreement. “Indeed, I have a chance now, but we’ll see if I’m able to take it. Natasha and I don’t tend to cross paths very often unfortunately.” She really respected the other woman, and her sadness at not being able to interact with the redhead more was genuine.

“Still plenty of time to change that.” Shawn reassured as he leaned over to take the tablet from it’s spot in one of his desk drawers. “But speaking of not being able to cross her path often, mind me asking what it is exactly Stark has you doing for him?” He’d been plenty curious about what Maria was up to in the tower. He knew good and well Stark’s level of distrust when dealing with SHIELD and after what had happened, Shawn was pretty sure his distrust was warranted.

(From telekineticredhead)"You know smoking will kill you." The redhead said, half kidding, half serious to the agent.

“Will it now? My. And here I thought all the other fifteen plus people who tell me that on a daily basis were just pulling shit out of their ass.”

telekineticredhead

She shrugged, wondering when he’d notice that his cigarette had just gone out. “There are other habits that are less deadly. Nail biting, reality television, skydiving…”

#telekineticredhead #//sorry about this being late

“And yet none manage to make dealing with McCarty, Wilison, Colins, or Stark any easier.” Shawn dropped the butt of the cigarette into the ashtray sitting on the corner of his desk. “So I think I’ll stick to these until reality TV finds a way to to lace their programs with nicotine.”

"MATTHEWS!" Scarlet kicked open the door and stomped over to shawn she slammed the tablet he was holding on the desk.

“No Scarlet, please. Do come in. I wasn’t in the middle of doing anything important.” Shawn muttered out, voice monotone yet still dripping with sarcasm.

#weareyourworstnightmare #matthews asks

Nodding her head in agreement Maria followed Matthews as he made his way towards the office. Stark Tower was safe, probably one of the safest places on earth right now, but that did not mean that she was going to hold a false sense of security.

Walking into his office she found a chair and sat in it making herself comfortable. Shaking her head at his question Maria spied a piece of fluff and picked it off her arm. “No, I mostly worked with Director Fury, but he and Natasha were close, so I learned some of her habits through his interaction with her. I rarely have worked with her directly in truth.” It was not that she disliked Natasha, simply that they had never really worked on the same case.

#telekineticredhead #matthews asks

After the door was closed he made his way to his desk and sat back in the office chair behind it. His office wasn’t very homey, Matthews keeping it void of anything personal. His room at Stark Tower was much the same though not many people ever went inside enough to know that.

Shawn nodded as she explained. he knew Maria had been Fury’s right hand woman so it made sense she knew almost as much as the director himself. “Well I guess you still have a chance considering she’s here as well.” Shawn mussed with a slight smile.”

#askmsmariahill

(From telekineticredhead)"You know smoking will kill you." The redhead said, half kidding, half serious to the agent.

“Will it now? My. And here I thought all the other fifteen plus people who tell me that on a daily basis were just pulling shit out of their ass.”

"Not that I don't love waking up to the sounds of McCarthy's panicked screams, but could you maybe stop leaving you snakes in his bed? This is the third time this week he's forced me out of bed to come and get them."

“ I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.”

“Oh dear, I am lovely company. Ask anyone back home in India.”

#its how they show they care #irulethegame

“Perhaps you are in India, but here you’re one of the four greatest annoyances in my life.”

HAIL HYDRA.

“You’d best start running because if this is supposed to be some sort of joke, I’m sure as hell not laughing.”

#anon #matthews asks #hail hydra

Nodding her head a bit Maria thought of where to start and had an idea. “Listen, let’s take this to one of our offices. I’d really like to have some tea and sit down if I’m going to tell you the whole story. It’s rather long after all.” Even if the story did not end up being that long, he would no doubt have questions, and she would feel a lot more comfortable relaxing while she did it. “Eh, it’s fine on us as long as you know where her loyalties lie. If she doesn’t mention a key person a lot or seems to be skirting around them you know something’s up.” It was not always true of course, but it was a good rule of thumb.