Phrasing! Boom.

Wait... Wait, I had something for this.                                      Hold on...            Damn it! || Independent. Selective. Read file/rules || In the Danger Zone.

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hulksdontdoweak:

Hey— It’s just hard to compete with that, and I get that. Gotta say good things about gods ‘less they punish you for doing otherwise, right?

And you’d be… probably not that surprised to find how many of ‘those creeps' I run into. Consider banter the screening process. You know my name and me obviously, slick, but could a gal get a name or two ‘bout you, hmm?

      Heh, right? I guess I can see why you'd have to compliment       them, just to be on the safe side.

      No-- I bet you run into a lot. But I'm not one, that'd be Cyril.       Of course you can-- I'm Sterling Archer.

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shirleyxtemper:

    Damn right it’s impressive  

           ……. wait

        — but you’d still pull my hair?

      Probably.

         I mean, you bite, so...

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becketsenior:

          —- Nope. Nope, but now I’m genuinely concerned.                                  ———- Also, at this point, would she still be running?

      Obviously, we only got her with one dose.          She needs at least three more. She's like a rhino.

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areyoutellingme:

   ”But— he’s not. I mean— I’m not. I mean—”

      Uh, yeah, he is.          What's wrong with you?

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victoriaofspartax:

Right… And women typically fall for this "hotty points" system? Who are you, anyway?

      Sometimes? A lot of the time it's my       amazing looks and the fact I'm a top       secret spy.

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xhasbeen:

— Mm, nope, definitely not. Which is good, ‘cause you sound a little angry there, friend.

      Of course I seem angry. It's Cyril.          And you're--?

[ferrumheros]

[Just spent 3 hours working on an assignment I’m pretty convinced I got wrong, so I’ll try to get to a few replies quickly before I need to go shower and sleep for college ugh]

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shirleyxtemper:

         Dick trap? What are you; twelve?          plus I never heard you complain…

         Yeah yeah let’s get this over with..           — before you start pulling my hair            and call me a ‘poop-head’.

      Of course you didn't.          That's because your dick trap is impressive.

            I wouldn't call you a poop-head.               ... A shit head, maybe.

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No you're definitely fictional

   [He shoots at the anon, but it just rebounds      and hits Brett somewhere behind him.]

         -- Well maybe you shouldn't stand there, Brett.

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xhasbeen 

      What, Cyril-- you're not Cyril.

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Archer, you seem convinced the people you're encountering recently are pretend...but what if YOU'RE the fictional one?!

      ...

            Shut your dick trap.

         I'm clearly real.

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hulksdontdoweak:

Isn’t it a little hard to be a life long fan for someone who hasn’t been doing the hero gig for a lifetime? [She giggled.] —But you should be more than aware it’s still probably not. I’ve seen gods, sweetheart.

A drink though? Just no kidnapping and selling me out to scientists. I’ve had some encounters with ‘fans’ that could make celebrities have nightmares.

      Okay, maybe not life long, but a pretty damn long time.       And, hey, don't discriminate. You'd be surprised just       how impressve I am.

         As if I could kidnap you. Or would want to. I'm hoping          to win you over, not be that creep.

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xgamora:

                      What is this cosplay you speak of?

      You know... Dressing up as a character?

         Like you're dressed up as Gamora.

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qomi:

       ❝ starfleet is an essential federation program. our uniforms are designed with our range of duty in mind. they are not decorative.❞

              ( anti-starfleet [ and anti-federation ] protesters are wide-spread; people who think that starfleet uses exorbitant funds with no pay-off, people who believe that starfleet is a front to start a war with the klingons, and people who are xenophobic at heat. he assumes that this man is one of them. )

      I know what they are, what I don't know is why you're       wearing it. Unless you're going to comic-con.

         [He pauses for a moment, almost thoughtful.]

            In which case, take me with you. I'll find a costume             on the way somewhere.

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I want the K { =u= }

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number   7. Romantic Kiss.

      Lana, Lana-- Wait.

         [He hooks an arm around her waist, drawing         her against his front as he presses their lips         together. He shifts his lips against hers slowly,         cupping a hand against her jaw, before he          eventually draws back.]

            Danger zone--

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tenebrouscrown:

     —— Do you make a habit of touching what may harm you?

      When it looks like they have           false eyebrows, sure.