egg.

some egg stuff

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[tinaseh]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[danielkanhai]

sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”

[emrysmerlyn]

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

[thecutestofthecute]

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

[thatveganwhiterose]

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[thottielamottie]

im the bitches

[ryvko]

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[mmmwhatchabrayyy]

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

[deadpoolsheik]

[thebootydiaries]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

x

[gaypeopletwitter]

[trustmeimafaggot]

Because they can feel safe in public.

[insidethemindoftylergoode-deact]

^ a real answer

[whitepeopletwitter]