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the grad school archive transfer of tweets has now ended. elong mush can now delete my account in peace.

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Say what you will about abstract algebra, nothing gets me higher than coming up with a sexy proof by contradiction.

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Vince: Real projective space is like the ex-con of spaces.

Me: RP2? more like RP24601

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Vince: I just have this feeling like "Something is different, different is bad!" That Republican, reptilian brain kind of thing.

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Luke: Hey Josh, how ya doin--I'm kidding I don't care about your feelings, I just need your help.

Josh: I know.

Luke: I'm sorry.

Josh: I don't believe you.

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Nicolas: so from there we need to prove--or at least, we need to talk loudly about...

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Vince: How are you?

Me: My sadness forecast today is the same as the weather forecast! Cloudy with scattered showers!

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Prof: Now, primes... What's a prime?

Me: No, What's on second.

S: You. Are. A. Child.

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Prof, writing a spontaneous sentence on the board: Huh, I don't think this is gonna turn out to be true... I'll just put a "Does .... ?" on it and let you think about it.

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Watching amateur stand-up at open mic as a grad student is great, because it's so nice to know what all the answers are gonna be for once.

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(Discussing recursion...)

Vince: So like peer pressure. All your friends jump off a bridge...

Me: So what'd you do in class today? Made a suicide pact, apparently.

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(another friend replied to this tweet with "more like pier pressure, if you ask me")

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(Discussing recursion...)

Vince: So like peer pressure. All your friends jump off a bridge...

Me: So what'd you do in class today? Made a suicide pact, apparently.

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First semester of school: Is 15 minutes early to every class.

Second semester of school: Walks in, puts down books, says "I'm here," leaves for half an hour.

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Prof: I have not prepared for lecture today so let's talk about the homework.

Us: Okay great--

Prof: I have also not prepared for the homework.

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[having a discussion with a conservative man]

Him: You're just gonna attack me!

Me: I'm not attacking you. Why do you feel like you're being attacked?

Him: Oh my godddd you're atTACkInG mE

Me: ....

Him: AD HOMINEM AD HOMINEM WEAK WEEEAAAAK

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Him: You're gonna say XYZ!

Me: I'm not gonna say that, on account of it's wrong and I'm not a liar.

Him: WHY ARE YOU SHAMING ME

Me: Buddy I ain't trying to. If you feel shame ummm maybe think about why that could be?

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[having a discussion with a conservative man]

Him: You're just gonna attack me!

Me: I'm not attacking you. Why do you feel like you're being attacked?

Him: Oh my godddd you're atTACkInG mE

Me: ....

Him: AD HOMINEM AD HOMINEM WEAK WEEEAAAAK

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(In class)

S: You're wrong!

Me: No you're wrong!

S: [pulls out phone, googles, puts phone down quietly]

V: Were you right?

S: No.

Me: WHEN will you LEARN