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[mrqwrertyuioppas]

"Oh, man! I'm looking like a real FATTY, don't I?! Verdammt, I even SOUND like a fatty!"

*saunters about, causing his belly to jiggle with every step*

*DWOM DWOM DWOM DWOM*

"GEHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Goddamn, I'm a big fat porker!"

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

This was probably asked before but what muffin’s does Kurobara like the most and is there a specific recipe or brand he enjoys?

For Kurobara, he doesn't have much of a preference. If it's a muffin, he'll eat it. But specifically...

...he loves Chocolate Chip Muffins, Double Chocolate Muffins, and Strawberry Blueberry Muffins!

It's no wonder he's gotten so fat...

[sakkemix]

I had a thought…

[littlespockers]

best character BARRY THE CHOPPER

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[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Perhaps you could ask your mates for a second opinion, Lukas? (Something tells me they're gonna love the extra pounds :p)

"Damn, Lukas! Did ya go on a lobster spree or something! You're looking rounder than usual!"

"Rrggh..."

"I'll say! Shit, your trousers are about to pop! You ain't trying to get us going first thing in the morning, eh?"

*jiggles Lukas' belly* *GLORP BLORP WOB*

"Guys, I love ya, but it's too early for this gay shit..."

[tooecto-toohazard]

Hmmmm thinking about subby/nervous pred 📺 with a tummy ache after his big meal

Surely a big guy like him can handle it

[tooecto-toohazard]

Ur human Tenna.... I'll kill for this man. I'll bite and maim and and and

You're beautiful, king. I love TV.

Hehehehe I’m glad so many people do! It’s an extremely self indulgent design so hearing people like him is enrichment for me

[reversejv]

Unexpected side effect of possessing someone non stop for a few years: you start to forget how your host originally looked like, making impersonating him from memory quite challenging.

[luxrray-deactivated20191206]

Animal Crossing Gamecube Commercial

[manlyster]

hog time!

[cheezydraws]

he thinks he is slick

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Oh dear Lukas... how are you holding up after all that lemon garlic lobster?

"Ugh, I feel like shit! I feel really bloated this morning..."

*rubs belly*

"Ooof, actually... I think I put on a few pounds... Shit, that's gonna be an awkward conversation."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Milo's hoping to see his boyfriend have a wardrobe malfunction and see his belly come spilling out

"I have no idea what you're talking about..."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

"How's about another plate so we can put those pants out of their misery, Lukas? And maybe some peppermint tea to help soothe your stomach?"

"Ugh, don't... give a certain... orca whale... any ideas..."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Are you sure that it isn't just the feeling of your belly about to burst your pants button off, Lukas?

"No, kid... I feel like I'm actually about to BURST..."

"I don't know, Luke. Those pants are looking mighty tight..."

*GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANN*

"Bring it... bring it..."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

*Gives Lukas another plate of lemon garlic lobster*

"FUUUUUUCCCCK!!! Gonna pop... gonna pop... gonna... fucking BURST!"

*GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANN*

*PLOP GLORP BURBLE*

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

QUICK RANDOM QUESTION

Now that I've introduced the two main heads of the Devil Hunters Association, what do y'all think Gunzou and Jessica's relationship is like?