Perhaps you could ask your mates for a second opinion, Lukas? (Something tells me they're gonna love the extra pounds :p)
"Damn, Lukas! Did ya go on a lobster spree or something! You're looking rounder than usual!"
"Rrggh..."
"I'll say! Shit, your trousers are about to pop! You ain't trying to get us going first thing in the morning, eh?"
*jiggles Lukas' belly* *GLORP BLORP WOB*
"Guys, I love ya, but it's too early for this gay shit..."














