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[tooecto-toohazard]

Ur human Tenna.... I'll kill for this man. I'll bite and maim and and and

You're beautiful, king. I love TV.

Hehehehe I’m glad so many people do! It’s an extremely self indulgent design so hearing people like him is enrichment for me

[reversejv]

Unexpected side effect of possessing someone non stop for a few years: you start to forget how your host originally looked like, making impersonating him from memory quite challenging.

[luxrray-deactivated20191206]

Animal Crossing Gamecube Commercial

[manlyster]

hog time!

[cheezydraws]

he thinks he is slick

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Oh dear Lukas... how are you holding up after all that lemon garlic lobster?

"Ugh, I feel like shit! I feel really bloated this morning..."

*rubs belly*

"Ooof, actually... I think I put on a few pounds... Shit, that's gonna be an awkward conversation."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Milo's hoping to see his boyfriend have a wardrobe malfunction and see his belly come spilling out

"I have no idea what you're talking about..."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

"How's about another plate so we can put those pants out of their misery, Lukas? And maybe some peppermint tea to help soothe your stomach?"

"Ugh, don't... give a certain... orca whale... any ideas..."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Are you sure that it isn't just the feeling of your belly about to burst your pants button off, Lukas?

"No, kid... I feel like I'm actually about to BURST..."

"I don't know, Luke. Those pants are looking mighty tight..."

*GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANN*

"Bring it... bring it..."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

*Gives Lukas another plate of lemon garlic lobster*

"FUUUUUUCCCCK!!! Gonna pop... gonna pop... gonna... fucking BURST!"

*GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANN*

*PLOP GLORP BURBLE*

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

QUICK RANDOM QUESTION

Now that I've introduced the two main heads of the Devil Hunters Association, what do y'all think Gunzou and Jessica's relationship is like?

[staysoftfa]

go ahead.. you know you can't help yourself. 🐷

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

"Oof! FUCK! I don't know... I had so much lobster already..."

*GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANN*

"WOOOOF... I guess... one more plate won't hurt."

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Do you do commissions?

No.

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

So, fun fact: Gunzou wasn't my first idea for the head of the Devil Hunters Association! That honor goes to this lovely gal! Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jessica Lee, a potential cast member for "The Seven Heroes of Hell"!

Much like Gunzou, she would exist to help facilitate the greater world building of the story. Still unsure whether or not to include her, but if I do, expect her to have an on-again, off-again relationship with our big man here.

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

Morning Bump

[insiderzx]

Lemon Garlic Lobster

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

"Oh, ffffuuuuck... I haven't had a good lobster in ages!"

*GRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWLL*

"My gut's gonna hate me later, but I'm about to go to town on so much lobster!"

[mrqwrertyuioppas]

"WOOOOFFF!!! Holy FUCK, that was a lot of food! I feel like I put on 50 pounds yesterday!"

"You said it! Verdammt, I feel like a stuffed turkey!"

"Hell, I look like a stuffed turkey!" *GLORP BLORP SLORSH*

"God DAYUM! You're lookin' huge, Guild! Wait, scratch that, you look like you're about to explode!"

[shanastoryteller]

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

[unyanizedcatboys]

[skateboards-wheels]

[id: the above post, with all words blacked out but “i understand your criticism, but i did it on purpose” /end id]