What’s Bonkin?

Trans Girl|Lesbian|She/Her|Taken| Current main interests are Friday Night Funkin, Sonic, and Dragon Ball!

[antlershade]

[lblc]

keyblade wielders posting their Ws

[tolbyccia]

let the kids go to school

[cypjj]

sk8er gang

[cypjj]

@sailwiththedragonsatdawn

[smovs]

thanks, naminé

[smovs]

[!] the east high wildcats have joined the party

[snoozaga]

[hachuu]

goodbye good friends goodbye

[hypogryffin]

you either die a hero (anarcho-communist) or live long enough to see yourself become a villain (landlord)

[wearepopcandies]

And my full illustration for the @wayfinderzine ♥️✨ 💙💚🧡 it was really fun to participate ;D

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They are having second sales right now, so if you guys still want it, go check it out :>

[kasuria]

you never stopped lighting my way home

[ultimateentomologist]

apparently i never posted this back when this was a meme so hey

[boxofsuperbia]

[ddeadasadoe]

Starscream goes to highschool

[appraisedtiktoks]

[femmefae-deactivated20230807]

[the-punforgiven]

This is it this is my magnum opus audio design is my passion

[doesnotloveyou]

i defy anyone who tells me this is not the original audio

[platinumsupa]

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

[platinumsupa]

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

[platinumsupa]

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin. 

[mycroftrh]

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

[brain-confetti]

You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist