Obscuritea

¤ Sit down and have a cup! I'd love to have a chat. ¤ carrd Just a nerd in eir early 20s ¤ I do Science Things, TTRPG Things, Eldritch Things, and Shibari Things ¤

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[grippiersockgangggg-deactivated]

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[les-fleur]

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[64mpg]

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

[ot3]

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[guiltfactory]

(gestures toward your protégé) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

[hellallamerican]

clipart is an endangered heritage craft

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.