hey, ho! dont ya know!

ash / x / #1 andrew horowitz stan

[agoodoldfashionedpuppetshow]

i hate tally hall

[youampersandme]

Hey, y’all, i made a quiz to tell you what tally hall (or tally hall adjacent) album you’d be

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

feeling nothing but love for ross today

[stand-stand]

[TALLY HALL]

Namesake: Tally Hall, indie band, and their song “Ruler of Everything”

Appearance: Takes the form of finely filigree’d silver and gold gauntlets worn by the user.

Power: E Speed: D Range: A Durability: D Precision: C Potential: B

Abilities: [Tally Hall], and by extension its user Marvin, can give life to small objects by touching them. They grow little arms and legs, and will scurry around fulfilling Marvin’s orders. Objects also retain any functionality they had beforehand: a camera can take pictures by itself, a phone could relay audio to someone remotely. A mechanical hand might start scuttling around like Thing from The Addams Family. Matches or lighters could seek a target and light themselves.

Its second ability is called [RULER OF EVERYTHING]. It can only be accessed when the user is sufficiently stressed out, noted by the user’s tendency to count objects in his vicinity - if he counts to thirteen and is sufficiently stressed at that point, he may activate [RULER OF EVERYTHING]. This causes as many objects as Marvin can count to awaken and try to protect him.

Notes: The user is a quiet man who repairs clocks and runs an antiques shop in a small town in the Pacific NW. Nervous disposition, but kindly enough.

[ame-in-the-rain]

this is what i make at 5 in the morning

[deathrequest]

no i dont accept criticism

[catstronautically]

im sorry but what twisted world do you live in where andrew is apparently evil 

[deathrequest]

he almost got arrested, dude

[agoodoldfashionedpuppetshow]

[secretly-myself]

happy birthday king 😔🎉

[ame-in-the-rain]

today

[hoodiedeer]

DONT 👏 LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 TALLY 👏 HALL 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DONT 👏 LIKE 👏 VORE 👏

[unclear-clarity]

Why?

[hoodiedeer]

[unclear-clarity]

It really doesn’t ruin their music. Hell most of “Ruler of Everything” was hard to hear but so good.

If some people aren’t into vore but are interested in their music one way or another do it really matter?

We have songs about people peeing on people, freaking cannibalism, if it’s that big a deal people should just listen to older music.

[hoodiedeer]

um excuse me what is this?? “by vore lovers, for vore lovers” yeah i thought so

[unclear-clarity]

Yeeeeaaahhh. I’m not into vore, just like I’m not into going on murder sprees or smoking weed.

Im going to keep listening to ICP and Top…And Tally Hall.

Their music kicks ass with or without vore involved soooo? Why be like that?

Why not just enjoy the band how they are?

[hoodiedeer]

you ignorant fool. how hard is it to understand that 

tally👏 hall👏 is👏 for👏 vore👏 lovers👏 only👏

the members of tally hall even said it themselves. joe hawley did not die for this

[unclear-clarity]

Yeeeaaahhh.

I 👏 won’t 👏 let 👏 my 👏 sexuality 👏 dictate 👏 my 👏 musical 👏 preferences 👏

Deal with it or don’t. IDGAF.

[hoodiedeer]

u ignorant fool listen to daddy rob cantor

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

[hitsdotcom]

Are any of the members of Tally Hall gay?

Joe told me in Philly, actually, that they’re all gay. Just not homosexual.

What do you want to know about Tally Hall or HITS?

[hogtown-gdc]

[anarchblr]

[anarchopuppy]

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

andrew hussie literally looks like every tally hall member combined into one person

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

your name is JOEY HAWLEY

you like SHITPOSTING on INSTAGRAM at the oddest hours of the night. you own multiple CATS, one of which you've named after yourself. you enjoy writing MUSIC and SINGING about whatever comes to your head. the subject matter ranges from BANANAS to ELECTRIC SHOCK THERAPY. many consider you a master of your craft, whatever that craft may be. you're also proficient in HURDLIN'

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

anything for u :)

your name is ROSS FDRMAN. you got your name from the time you were AIRBORNE for more than 15 seconds. you have a PhD from yale in IMMUNOLOGY and pride yourself on being an amazing DRUMMER and CHICKEN RAPPER. you enjoy supporting TRANS RIGHTS, DJING, and supporting your WIFE.

your name is ROBB CANTOR. you enjoy killing disney interns for sport.

[herbi-cide]

@alexxzamir guess what i found

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

goddamnit

your name is ZUBE SEDGHI. you're precisely 5'11 and weigh 133.5 pounds. you are a BASS player with a DOCTORATE in MEDICINE and RESPECTING WOMEN. you don't often write music like your fellow band members but you definitely SING a lot. you favorite condiment is KETCHUP (the natural kind) and you own a sick pair of HEELYS (which makes up for the fact you cant swim)

your name is ANDY HOROWITZ. you enjoy MUFFINS and CUPCAKES (the poison kind.) you love playing PIANO and you have a strange admiration for the OLSEN TWINS. you often find yourself WRITING songs for your friend ZUBE. you would both die and kill for zube. (you have killed for zube)

your name is BORA KARACA. you were born in a hospital that no longer exists at age zero. since then you have mastered the art of COOKING, your recipes include TRUFFLE FRIES, WHOLE BRONZINI, AND SPICY KETCHUP. you've documented your friends adventures through the BORALOGUES

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

andrew hussie literally looks like every tally hall member combined into one person

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

your name is JOEY HAWLEY

you like SHITPOSTING on INSTAGRAM at the oddest hours of the night. you own multiple CATS, one of which you've named after yourself. you enjoy writing MUSIC and SINGING about whatever comes to your head. the subject matter ranges from BANANAS to ELECTRIC SHOCK THERAPY. many consider you a master of your craft, whatever that craft may be. you're also proficient in HURDLIN'

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

anything for u :)

your name is ROSS FDRMAN. you got your name from the time you were AIRBORNE for more than 15 seconds. you have a PhD from yale in IMMUNOLOGY and pride yourself on being an amazing DRUMMER and CHICKEN RAPPER. you enjoy supporting TRANS RIGHTS, DJING, and supporting your WIFE.

your name is ROBB CANTOR. you enjoy killing disney interns for sport.

[herbi-cide]

@alexxzamir guess what i found

[turbuient]

i, too, like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie 

[acaciaplanks-deactivated2020072]

no one:

absolutely no one:

tally hall: lettucing lettucing lettucing

[tieflingteef]

I’m a simple creature. someone says anything even remotely close to the phrase “turn the lights off” and my goblin brain is overwhelmed with Tally Hall for the next twenty minutes minimum