who is the dreamer?

ellis they 25

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vetchtibbles]

awesome to work as an extra in movies. let’s hire the guy that looks like a person that could be there

[fuckedelf]

I don’t like making toys no more

[fuckedelf]

I just wanna fuckkk

[folkfamily]

I love looking at my phone until my head hurts and then looking at my laptop yayy yippee yay!!!

[pjackk]

What's your spotify wrapped you disgusting lug

my only CD i got wont play no more

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[whirlearler]

bro you are acting straight up delightful right now. yay ! you are my delight Bro

[akashicrecord]

Instagram Reels is a synthetic opioid similar to fentanyl

[corrodedparadox]

Who translated my gar onto a 2d plane when I wasn’t looking

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

[pupperish]

I love this type of post so much

[cryptwretch]

○Why does Shawty want to fuck? ○How did Shawty learn sexual techniques? ○Shawty's oil brand? ○Order big round wet McMuffin on Doordash. ○Best methods for nut busting?

[fagstaynight]

If i worked in a grocery store id just be walking up to people like Hey man welcome to blueberries i hope you have a great time Id be wandering around welcoming people to tomato and green onion and theyd fire my ass because i also killed someone because i went crazy

[simpsons-songs]

"The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!"

Sufjan Stevens

Maggie outrageously I Marge in cursive I Bart in my Marge with the Barts on the Bart Homer Bart layers of Barts and Bart warmers I Marge my own Marge on the Marge of the Marge

Oh I am not quite Lisa Oh I am Bart in Marge There on the Bart in the Lisa creeping I Marge a Bart with her Barts outstretched

Bart of Savanna we Marge in the palisades I Marge out Lisa my Homer's Marge Bart There on his Maggie my Bart Marge is Bart seven Barts He Barts Homer his Marge in his Barts

Oh how I Marge to Bart him Oh how I Marge no Bart Maggie his Bart with my Bart I kiss him I Marge the Bart on the Marge of my Marge

Oh Marge Barts upon this Marge! Hallelu- Homers Marge, and Maggies, Bart. Hallelu- Bart of Barts and Maggie Bart. Hallelu- Homer Barts beyond mistake. Hallelu-

We were in love. We were in love. Palisades! Palisades! Palisades I can Marge. I can Marge

Marge of Marge, we Marge the Bart. Hallelujah! To Barts your Bart is Marge. Hallelu-

I can't explain the Marge that I'm in The Marge of my Marge, he was my Bart Marge Into the Bart, from the Bart Bart Oh Lisa Simpson in Homer asleep All of my Lisas, Bart after Bart I can Bart you, we swaggered and swayed Bart in the Maggie, the Homers below I can Bart you, the Homer Barts Marge Terrible Bart and terrible Marge I can Bart you the Bart we were Marge My Marge is Marge, he Bart away I can Bart you, I love him each Bart Though we Marge Bart, Maggie and Bart I can Bart you I love him each Bart Terrible Marge, terrible Marge I can Bart you…

[gothycollie]

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.