oh the misery. every single person is my enemy.

any pronouns 22. tes sideblog is dunmerihardlyknowher. selfshipping sideblog is focringe

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[swagophile]

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

[android-boywife]

it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

[foolscapper]

let's do this again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again-

[operationtables]

my chemical romance is so awesome they make you feel like everything is on fire with the bright sun of friendship and goth shit that rules and transgenderism. and you dont even need to be physically at a show to feel it. just log onto a stream and tumblr dot gov with 100 of your closest friends

[prokopetz]

There's literally no rule that says the sexy robot can't be fat.

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[unapologeticallygay]

“Fuck your gender”

New York City Dyke March, June, 1995, via lesbianherstoryarchives /ig

[basileater]

ive always been willing to die on the hill of cis women being able to beat cis men in sports so nobody will ever ever make me concerned about trans women in womens sports even if i was delusional enough to believe that was a comparable situation. do i think a cis woman could beat a trans woman in fucking pickleball or whatever? Buddy I think a cis woman could beat a cis male bodybuilder in sports. You will not get me

[hotniatheron]

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

[wizard-at-large]

Happy "There Will Come Soft Rains" day to all who celebrate

[unfortunatesenseofhumour]

I'm unexpectedly emotional at this because we made it. Ray Bradbury thought 2026 was a realistic time to set a post-apocalyptic story. He lived in a time where nuclear war was a threat everyone knew could happen. He thought 76 years into the future we could all be dead.

76 years later, we have new threats to our world a writer in the 50s wouldn't have even considered. And sure, our world has a lot of problems, and a lot of threats facing us. And now we're writing dystopias set in the 2100s and 2200s where everything's gone wrong and humanity is extinct or close to it.

But 76 years after Ray Bradbury wrote a story that imagined we'd all be dead by now, we're still here. And I think that's something special.

[comicaurora]

Knowing your reaction to the story, how do you feel about today being the day of there will come soft rains?

Relieved, and overwhelmingly grateful that There Will Come Soft Rains and other stories of its ilk and era successfully forced the world to reckon with what kind of sad, empty, poisonous future they would really be creating if they got too gung-ho playing rough with their shiny new toys. Sometimes being a storyteller feels like the emptiest, most meaningless job in the universe, so it's always nice to be reminded what stories can actually do.

[snuffedsuccubus]

be nicer to sex workers

[snuffedsuccubus]

u need to engage with sex workers as actual workers of the same class as u and not victims who need saving. u need to show respect for us publicly further than just reblogging our promos and posts abt giving us money. u need to publicly support full service workers. u need to not expose sex workers to ur puritanical, reactionary followers. u need to be nicer to sex workers.

[sylvienerevarine]

wait this is actually so freaking cute

[this-is-trans-joy]

Today is a good day. A trans girl is trying on a skirt for the first time. She is growing out her hair and toying with a new name and asking her friends to try out she/her pronouns for her. It’s always a good day when the world gains a new trans girl. Remember this.

[deepspacescully]

i truly believe in order to make peak star trek again you simply have to get a cast of actors who have only done theatre and nothing else. you can have one token TV Guy if you wish. but so help me god i need those aliens doing shakespeare up there

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight