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@agra-jag
It has come to my attention that this site hosts the most VILE! VILLAINOUS! TWISTED! WICKED! And COLD BLOODED MURDERER HUMANITY HAD TO OFFER!!! It is my life's purpose to find him and give him a taste of his own medicine... IN ANY LIFETIME! WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH, ARTHUR DENT!!!
So, you hate Arthur Dent so bad that you took the time to build a giant statue of him, huh? Out of pure spite? Thats dedication.
How long did THAT take you? Building a statue can't be easy at all if you're a bat.
A lot of time, trial, error and resources. Hatred is amazing motivation
Related canon snippet under the cut
So, is the bat your favorite thing you've reincarnated as so far? Or is it something else?
Im gonna assume your least favorite form was the bowl of petunias that fell onto magrathea... very short lived and I cant imagine that life would've been very exciting anyway.
You'd be right. The bowl of petunias was terrible. I really liked when I was human. Had a nice, good life, a wife. Till that MANIAC decided it was my time!!!
It was random?
The improbablity drive chooses one out of infinite possibilities. You just happened to get unlucky. It's not anyone's fault. Much less my boyfriend's.
Okay mister smarty pants, let's see how you'd react if the same guy was killing you OVER AND OVER!!!
Hey, so, you're still a bat, right? I can go fishing without accident killing you?
Depends on where you're fishing and what you're fishing for. Don't do any sudden movements. Or else!!!!
So, is the bat your favorite thing you've reincarnated as so far? Or is it something else?
Im gonna assume your least favorite form was the bowl of petunias that fell onto magrathea... very short lived and I cant imagine that life would've been very exciting anyway.
You'd be right. The bowl of petunias was terrible. I really liked when I was human. Had a nice, good life, a wife. Till that MANIAC decided it was my time!!!
As promised!
*places a bowl of random fruit in front of you, pre-sliced any everything.*
Heeeeeere you go!
How nice! See? See???? People can interact with me without "accidentally" killing me. Proves a lot...
So what kind of bat are you, Agrajag? Fruit bat? Vampire bat? Some other breed of bat out in space that I dont even know about? Im not so studied up on my bats as I am other things, so I'm happy to learn about these things X]
How nice of you to ask! To answer your question, I'm not a bat like those from earth. This body is actually a lot different than all the other bat creatures I've met. I guess I'm an Agrabat.
Awww! An Agrabat. I like that. Suppose if you're gonna be the only one of your species, you better make it your own, right?...
....hmm...
*I hold a toothpick with a grape at the end of it out in front of me*
Would you like a grape? Or do Agrabats prefer something else.
I like grapes. And fruit! So juicy and sweet. So much better than the tender flesh of my enemies. SOMEONE better take notes.
Oh!... I can just get you a bowl of fruit if you want, man. It'd be no problem at all.
That! THAT!
Would be nice
So what kind of bat are you, Agrajag? Fruit bat? Vampire bat? Some other breed of bat out in space that I dont even know about? Im not so studied up on my bats as I am other things, so I'm happy to learn about these things X]
How nice of you to ask! To answer your question, I'm not a bat like those from earth. This body is actually a lot different than all the other bat creatures I've met. I guess I'm an Agrabat.
Awww! An Agrabat. I like that. Suppose if you're gonna be the only one of your species, you better make it your own, right?...
....hmm...
*I hold a toothpick with a grape at the end of it out in front of me*
Would you like a grape? Or do Agrabats prefer something else.
I like grapes. And fruit! So juicy and sweet. So much better than the tender flesh of my enemies. SOMEONE better take notes.
So what kind of bat are you, Agrajag? Fruit bat? Vampire bat? Some other breed of bat out in space that I dont even know about? Im not so studied up on my bats as I am other things, so I'm happy to learn about these things X]
How nice of you to ask! To answer your question, I'm not a bat like those from earth. This body is actually a lot different than all the other bat creatures I've met. I guess I'm an Agrabat.
Another day alive. Another day victorious.
Do robots like you have the ability to actually sleep? Or are you able to do something similar, like power yourself off? Do you ever dream?
I wish I could power myself off willingly... but no. I'm stuck having to contemplate my pityful existence.
I wish that too
You know who else I'd like to "power off"? ARTHUR DENT! I'D LIKE HIM TO SLEEP AND STAY THAT WAY. FOREVER!!!!
Do you drink?
Or do anything that isn't hating on my boyfriend?
Seriously man
I do drink. To forget your maniacal boyfriend!
You don't go out enough, do you?
Guess what happens when I go out. Guess. GUESS!
Hi agrajag! So, what are you right now? Still a bat?
Still a bat indeed. And I'd like to remain this way. Before that beast gets his chance to end this form!
Okay, so, if I don't come near any bats. At all. Will you be okay?
You better! I'll keep an eye out for you. Or an ear. I'll keep everything!
I would never hurt a bat (or any animal on purpose, believe it or not). I like bats, so don't worry. And besides, Ford's with me almost all of the time, so nothing can happen.
A likely story, Mr. Dent... thats what they all say.
SEE!!! THEY GET IT!!!
Hi agrajag! So, what are you right now? Still a bat?
Still a bat indeed. And I'd like to remain this way. Before that beast gets his chance to end this form!
Okay, so, if I don't come near any bats. At all. Will you be okay?
You better! I'll keep an eye out for you. Or an ear. I'll keep everything!
I would never hurt a bat (or any animal on purpose, believe it or not). I like bats, so don't worry. And besides, Ford's with me almost all of the time, so nothing can happen.
I can see through your cunning ruse, you cold hearted murderer! Till next time... and there WILL be a next time!
Hi agrajag! So, what are you right now? Still a bat?
Still a bat indeed. And I'd like to remain this way. Before that beast gets his chance to end this form!
Okay, so, if I don't come near any bats. At all. Will you be okay?
You better! I'll keep an eye out for you. Or an ear. I'll keep everything!
Hi agrajag! So, what are you right now? Still a bat?
Still a bat indeed. And I'd like to remain this way. Before that beast gets his chance to end this form!
AWWWWWWWE!!! SO CUTE!!! I LOVE bats!!!! Awwwawwwawaawawwawwwww what a silly little thing!!
I have fans! I have fans too! Take THAT, Arthur Dent!
Do robots like you have the ability to actually sleep? Or are you able to do something similar, like power yourself off? Do you ever dream?
I wish I could power myself off willingly... but no. I'm stuck having to contemplate my pityful existence.
I wish that too
You know who else I'd like to "power off"? ARTHUR DENT! I'D LIKE HIM TO SLEEP AND STAY THAT WAY. FOREVER!!!!
Do you drink?
Or do anything that isn't hating on my boyfriend?
Seriously man
I do drink. To forget your maniacal boyfriend!
