Arthur Dent

rp acc the WOKEhikers GAY to the FEMINIST convention (this intire bio is ooc alr..)

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I made this account because I am infact painfully bored at all times, so please, bother me, ask me questions, I'll answer when I have access to the laptop the acount is on.

OOC:

AU INFO:

I made my arthur trans (ftm) dont ask me how Random was born. Some alien bullshit idk the whole book series doesnt make sense, I'm a forthur shipper, they are now married.

IRL INFO:

im sorry for poor english since i am infact dutch. im currently on book 5 somewhere so i might not know all the facts. and im doing my very best to stay in character, and if i dont reply im either at school, my internship or asleep.

[guide-researcher]

( @eddiethecomputer )

Hiiii Ford~! Can you please inform Arthur that we've arrived on Ari's planet, as you've requested?

(Quieter) I'd do it myself but... mmh....

sure! I'm on it

[arthurphilipd3nt]

THE CATS FORD WE NEED TO GO SEE THE CATS! ILL PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR BEER IF WE SEE THE CATS FIRST

[math-of-kahn]

Wha- what happened to wedding outfits?!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

If you've seen the cats we're talking about, you'd understand...

[guide-researcher]

( @eddiethecomputer )

Hiiii Ford~! Can you please inform Arthur that we've arrived on Ari's planet, as you've requested?

(Quieter) I'd do it myself but... mmh....

sure! I'm on it

[arthurphilipd3nt]

THE CATS FORD WE NEED TO GO SEE THE CATS! ILL PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR BEER IF WE SEE THE CATS FIRST

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I remember you saying you liked watching my cat, so wanted to show you these photos of her :]

(Is this my excuse to show you my art? Whaaaatt??? Meeeee?? Noooo I could neeeverrr... /silly)

she might be the fourth cutest thing ive ever seen, she might be THE cat ever.

[guide-researcher]

What do you do when you feel sad? Im just feeling really low today, man 😔

drink

And hang out with Arthur and Zaphod (the latter usually causing more drinking)

[your-favorite-alien-girl]

Ah yeah, that sounds about right.

.... wanna go have a drink then?

[guide-researcher]

sure! Where do you want to go?

[your-favorite-alien-girl]

You're still coming over to my planet to get those cats, right? I dont think you've been to a pub on my planet... you can come over, Arthur can see the cats (including my cat again too of he wants), we can get drinks, and everyone wins!

[guide-researcher]

Yes, we are en route, I think!

Everyone wins!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

OH FORD PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU I WANT TO SEE THE CATS!!! AND I PROMISE I WONT GET SO DRUNK THAT I TRY TO FIST FIGHT ZAPHOD THIS TIME!!

[guide-researcher]

ford, theres some sort of horny flying robot melon asking for you, its freaking me out, do i send it to you?

its rubbing against the ceilling... i might wack it with a broom...

uhh, if it's asking about my expenses I'm not dealing with it.

Wait you said horny?

Oh Colin! I thought they would have fixed him by now! Yeah send him to me, he saved my life!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Okay, so uhm... how do I get Colin to stop making love to the ceiling... do I just wack him... or?

[guide-researcher]

uhh yeah, I don't actually know uh I guess just hit him until he comes down? I guess?

he's a weird little freaky thing. Damn.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ford... why did it make those noises when I hit him... please control your robot... it's scaring me...

[guide-researcher]

What.... noise did he make?

Also he's the Guide's not mine, I just reprogrammed him and got kind of attached. He scares me too sometimes

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I can't even begin to describe that noise, I've been hiding in the bathroom for the past 2 hours... he's outside the door... please... come get him...

[guide-researcher]

I'm on my way.

How did he even find me???

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ask him, not me, I'm not coming near him.

[guide-researcher]

that's.... fair

Do we have something that could shock him? I could try and fry his circuits or something.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

That would be mean... can't you just... catch him or something..? I'm pretty sure we have one of those nets somewhere...

[guide-researcher]

ford, theres some sort of horny flying robot melon asking for you, its freaking me out, do i send it to you?

its rubbing against the ceilling... i might wack it with a broom...

uhh, if it's asking about my expenses I'm not dealing with it.

Wait you said horny?

Oh Colin! I thought they would have fixed him by now! Yeah send him to me, he saved my life!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Okay, so uhm... how do I get Colin to stop making love to the ceiling... do I just wack him... or?

[guide-researcher]

uhh yeah, I don't actually know uh I guess just hit him until he comes down? I guess?

he's a weird little freaky thing. Damn.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ford... why did it make those noises when I hit him... please control your robot... it's scaring me...

[guide-researcher]

What.... noise did he make?

Also he's the Guide's not mine, I just reprogrammed him and got kind of attached. He scares me too sometimes

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I can't even begin to describe that noise, I've been hiding in the bathroom for the past 2 hours... he's outside the door... please... come get him...

[guide-researcher]

I'm on my way.

How did he even find me???

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ask him, not me, I'm not coming near him.

[guide-researcher]

ford, theres some sort of horny flying robot melon asking for you, its freaking me out, do i send it to you?

its rubbing against the ceilling... i might wack it with a broom...

uhh, if it's asking about my expenses I'm not dealing with it.

Wait you said horny?

Oh Colin! I thought they would have fixed him by now! Yeah send him to me, he saved my life!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Okay, so uhm... how do I get Colin to stop making love to the ceiling... do I just wack him... or?

[guide-researcher]

uhh yeah, I don't actually know uh I guess just hit him until he comes down? I guess?

he's a weird little freaky thing. Damn.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ford... why did it make those noises when I hit him... please control your robot... it's scaring me...

[guide-researcher]

What.... noise did he make?

Also he's the Guide's not mine, I just reprogrammed him and got kind of attached. He scares me too sometimes

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I can't even begin to describe that noise, I've been hiding in the bathroom for the past 2 hours... he's outside the door... please... come get him...

[guide-researcher]

ford, theres some sort of horny flying robot melon asking for you, its freaking me out, do i send it to you?

its rubbing against the ceilling... i might wack it with a broom...

uhh, if it's asking about my expenses I'm not dealing with it.

Wait you said horny?

Oh Colin! I thought they would have fixed him by now! Yeah send him to me, he saved my life!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Okay, so uhm... how do I get Colin to stop making love to the ceiling... do I just wack him... or?

[guide-researcher]

uhh yeah, I don't actually know uh I guess just hit him until he comes down? I guess?

he's a weird little freaky thing. Damn.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ford... why did it make those noises when I hit him... please control your robot... it's scaring me...

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Arthur, do you know what this thing is?

Its really tiny and small and i caught it trying to climb into my pen holder. So I wondering if you knew... yknow what? Nevermind.

*makes you hold our your hand and makes you take it*

Its your problem now!

I don't know what it is but I love them and it seems like the perfect size for the miniature I made so they can live there,

[guide-researcher]

ford, theres some sort of horny flying robot melon asking for you, its freaking me out, do i send it to you?

its rubbing against the ceilling... i might wack it with a broom...

uhh, if it's asking about my expenses I'm not dealing with it.

Wait you said horny?

Oh Colin! I thought they would have fixed him by now! Yeah send him to me, he saved my life!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Okay, so uhm... how do I get Colin to stop making love to the ceiling... do I just wack him... or?

[arthurphilipd3nt]

( @eddiethecomputer )

Can I have an apology yet? Or do I still not deserve your graces because I made a dumb mistake. >:(

Okay... I'm sorry... I was just really pissed (not even necessarily at you), and I said things I didn't mean...

[mipper42]

went through a bunch of David Dixon (TV Ford)'s other roles a while back and got a collection of screenshots. I present to everyone: very young looking ford, pink shirt ford, used car salesman ford, yakuza ford, translucent ford and serial killer ford

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Oh god I can't believe I'm getting married today... I need a cigarette... maybe ten... or a line of blow...

[guide-researcher]

I think I'll join you with a beer. I'm excited but scared.

I'm glad it's you, though

[arthurphilipd3nt]

We can get piss drunk for confidence together ❤️

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Oh god I can't believe I'm getting married today... I need a cigarette... maybe ten... or a line of blow...

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Hey Dent, do you have a suit yet?

- @math-of-kahn

I thought I had, but that apparently was 24 pounds ago, so I'm kinda rushing around looking for a replacement,

[math-of-kahn]

Ah- that would do it.

…

…Fine, I know a guy, but you’re gonna owe me, alright?

@eddiethecomputer HEY EDDIE! TAKE US TO FRIBNIT, MAXIMUM SPEED!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I owe you my life at this point. Thank you so much, I'll just... hide from the computer untill we get there...