feels like this might be a moment when a good number of Internet Youth would get a huge kick out of learning about KatieJane Garside
ojovivo

Love Begins

#extradirty

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
KIROKAZE
taylor price

Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom

blake kathryn

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NASA

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@agrammar
feels like this might be a moment when a good number of Internet Youth would get a huge kick out of learning about KatieJane Garside
can’t believe I didn’t think to call my Instagram “instagrammar”
physical
Buy a stethoscope and listen carefully to your heartbeat. If you are young, it should sound like this:
nobody has paid attention to me for 72 seconds nobody has paid attention to me for 74 seconds nobody has paid attention to me for 76 seconds someone is paying attention to me leave me alone leave me alone nobody has paid attention to me for 1 second nobody has paid attention to me for 3 seconds
perspex
An interesting thing about growing older
is being able to see precisely how the mundane, tiny, seemingly inconsequential flaws of a person’s youth
may butterfly-effect and snowball and very gradually, though no great or particularly consequential fault of that person’s own,
turn said person into the kind of ruined, compromised, contemptible mid-lifer you used to look at and wonder:
how does someone wind up like this, why would they choose to be like this, why would they not just stop being awful.
Once upon a week two bunnyrabbits wandered into a middleschool dance and commenced to nibbling at the crudite on the chaperone table
On their one side stood a number of boys murmuring softly and once-in-a-while flicking one another in the ol’ nads
On their other side stood a number of girls...
slight error
MWAHAHAHAHA
wait
I meant
mwah
1. knock knock who’s there boo boo who i know, man, i’m really sad too don’t act like you understand i think i understand a little you don’t understand anything at all well then explain it to me it’s not worth it c’mon, we’ll have a few drinks and we’ll talk it over i can’t ...
FOUR MONOLOGUES
1.
How do I love thee?
Like literally how exactly
In what way am I managing to do it
What makes me capable of it
What techniques am I employing
Literally how
2.
Lower your expectations
Lower than that
Lower
Good god are you kidding me
Way way lower
Keep going
So much lower
Extremely lower
It’s like you’re not even listening to me
Lower
Lower damnit
Okay
But so how are you feeling about our relationship
3.
I always pretended to be someone different when you were around
Someone I thought you might like in a better or different way than me
With the interesting result that after all that time
You don’t actually know “me,” not really much for real
And of course I don’t really know “you” either
Given I was evidently wrong about what you might like
So if we were to run into each other
It’d be great if we just said
Who the fuck are you
4.
I keep having this dream where
I describe my dreams to people
And they’re like wow that is fascinating
Tell us more
Tell us more
Is there any way we can maybe support your lifestyle and tend to all of your daily needs
So you can just dream all the time
And tell us about it
And so obviously that’s why you can’t blame me for waking up
Disgusted with all y’all
You're awesome and an amazing person!
INSINCERITY IS A PLAGUEAND YOU ARE A RAT
LESSONS
1. Knowing dreams are dreams doesn’t change anything
2. A hex is a hex is a hex
3. There’s so much more blood in your body than you probably ever thought
4. You should know by age 13 that people you admire because they Do Not Give a Fuck explicitly Do Not Give a Fuck about your admiration or feelings or overall existence
5. Rhyming dictionaries do not have the word “cameltoe” in them
6. You can not-do anything if you just sit there and don’t move and not-act your little heart out hard enough
7. “So what” is a non-rhetorical question and in every case it has a clear, cosmic, bone-bending variety of answer
MAKE YOUR LIFE HAPPIER RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND
I just wanted to share with you this one simple trick that will make your life demonstrably happier, 100% guaranteed:
Make a list of the things you want most
The things you want most passionately, the ones that really wring your guts and dizzy your blood
The ones where the wanting might be profitably compared to a thing that is undergoing some variety of combustion
Yes, those
STOP WANTING THOSE THINGS
What is the best way to stay up-to-date on your current writing?
In descending order of good-idea-ness:
twitter.com/ntabebe
fealinx.tumblr.com
agrammar.tumblr.com
hang tight for a better answer around maybe late fall?
computer hacking
straight-up home invasion
Did I hear you were writing fiction? A novel? Will we get to see it?
Trick question: I can't tell you what you've heard.
If you would like to read about something other than music, allow me to recommend fealinx.tumblr.com.
Wait, did you break up with music writing?! Say it ain't so!
I don't know that music-writing and I were ever, like, exclusive? But sure, I've been spending more time with various forms of not-music-writing over the past couple years. I could say this isn't great news for everybody, but it ain't so.
can you please direct me to the "she" in the buffy dating problems post because i would like to tell her i would like to date her
Everybody would. Besides, she was clearly seeking men!
How do you feel about music writing in 2014?
I wish it well.
How do you feel about PC Music crew?
Pretty good, really good, damned good. I have "liked" various new music-things over past months, as humans with ears tend to do, but these right here Hannah Diamond tracks were the main among them to elicit that hooky-grabby eyes-open what-is-this-remarkable-thing feeling. "Attachment" sounds like the emotional life of a marionette. I am deliberately ignorant of broader context and have no particular insights into much beyond the liking part.