RP memes my dude

Here take your memes | Requests: OPEN | [ PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS MOSTLY NSFW

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First meeting meme

Send 😀 for your muse to admit they’re my muse’s biggest fan Send 😅 for your muse to bump into mine Send 😉 for your muse to attempt flirting with mine Send 😎 for your muse to show off how cool they are Send 😘 for your muse to make that face towards mine across a bar Send 😍 for your muse to fall in love with mine at first sight Send 🤠 for your muse to act like a cowboy Send 🤡 for your muse to break some awkward silence with a joke Send 🤓 for your muse to teach mine a scientific lesson Send 😐 for your muse to silently judge mine Send 😶 for your muse to have a secret crush on mine and attempt interacting with them Send 😪 for your muse to fall asleep on mine Send 👹 for my muse to scare yours Send 😱 for your muse expressing how offended they are about something my muse said Send 👻 for your muse to appear in front of mine as a ghost Send 👉 for your muse to gunfinger towards mine Send 😈 for your muse to bully mine Send 👋 for your muse to wave at mine, thinking they’re someone else Send 👊 for your muse to punch mine out of nowhere Send 🐶 for your muse to randomly give mine a puppy and run away Send 🐱 for your muse to randomly give mine a kitten and run away Send 🐓 for your muse to give mine an angry chicken and run for their lives Send 🍺 for your muse to sleep in my muse’s apartment after getting completely drunk Send 🔪 for your muse to try to kill mine Send 🏏 for your muse to accidentally smash my muse’s window with a baseball Send 📞 for your muse to accidentally call mine Send 🌳 for your muse to sit next to mine at a park and start up a conversation

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what the fuck its been like, two years i think and yall still like this

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Dissociation Time Sentence Starters

1. “Gawrsh, you’re a little bitch aintcha!”

2. “Mmmmn... noodles...”

3. “Do you ever? Just... Uh... I forgot what I was going to say, do you ever forget what you’re going to say? I just forgot what I was going to say.”

4. “Am I lightheaded?”

5. “Dehydration... raisins... Raisins ars dehydrated have you ever noticed that?”

6. “I wish I could fly... let’s go fly right now!”

7. “I WANNA GO... commit... crime... yes, let’s do that, in the words of Snufkin Moominvalley let’s go commit crime c’mon.”

8. “What’s a dream?”

9. “My dick is in a toaster? I think?”

10. “Haha, drussy, dragon pussy.”

11. “You know what would be great? If we could see alternate universe memes.”

12. “I am NOT high! Wait, no, I’m high on life.”

13. “If you put glitter or paint on your pussy I’m fucking sorry but please get some help.”

14. “MY... my... something. What? I don’t even know.”

15. “There is only ONE reason I have never touched a singular drug or alcoholic beverage in my life, and you’re... you’re watching Disney channel.”

16. “I’m... sad all of the sudden?”

17. “ONE DAY I should just... I should just... I should just become the president.”

18. “Have you ever heard of a sea bear? I’m not sure if I’ve heard of a sea bear. Have you heard of a sea bear?”

19. “You know what? I should... I should roleplay, but not the sexual roleplay, I want to pretend to be a cat that knows EVERYTHING and NO ONE CAN BEAT HER but she’s a cat, that would be great. I’ll have 2 MILLION followers and none of them will interact with me, it’s genius.”

20. “Check out that ant, that ant is living their best life, you go little ant.”

21. “I want to hug someone.”

22. “What’s death like? No not dying I mean like the reaper, but not the reaper, you know what I mean?”

23. “I should! Isolate myself from everyone. I’m going to do that now, later guys!”

24. “Are dogs even real? Are you real? ...Am I real?”

25. “I... really want to eat something, but I don’t know what.”

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Vines I quote daily sentence starters

Yes you can change the pronouns and stuff it's not the end of the world if you do

[MAINLY NSFW ACCOUNTS DON'T REBLOG]

1. "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH."

2. "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger."

3. "Have you ever had a dream?"

4. "So, how did you end up here?"

5. "I illegally download Myspace."

6. "You better watch out."

7. "Ya boi's got his free taco."

8. "I got a job and a wife and kids and a mortgage and if I drop a bag of my favorite chips on the ground I don't cry about it."

9. "My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody."

10. "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?"

11. "Is this music???"

12. "Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?"

13. "You can't make me do ANYTHING!"

14. "Blades are for SKATING, ya dingus."

15. "That's wonderful! Destroy him."

16. "We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot."

17. "Oh hi thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage."

18. "We have to leave."

19. "Wait why does [name] have so many soaps?"

20. "MIND YO BUSINESS, [name]!"

21. "What do you want from me?"

22. "God is looking for geeks here tonight, he's looking for nerds!"

23. "PRETTY cute? I am a GODDESS!"

24. "What about NASCAR?"

25. "SIKE it's a jumpsuit you were fooled!"

26. "I lied I'm dying inside."

27. "It's vinegar, pussy."

28. "That's the kind of stuff that really butters my eggroll."

29. "If you play it you'll get a hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die."

30. "Every time you yell at your kids you put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat the shit out of them."

31. "I don't really wanna do the work today."

32. "I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing."

33. "I don't understand this and at this point I'm too afraid to ask."

34. "It's not quite friday!"

35. "I GOT TWO FREE TACOS!"

36. "I didn't know anything I just gave up."

37. "You can't go."

38. "I can't swim."

39. "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

40. "Be careful, [name], that's a lot of sodium."

41. "Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land."

42. "I'm going to die."

43. "You have been stopped."

44. "Why is this one kansas, but this one is not arkansas?”

45. “On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.”

46. [INSERT A VINE QUOTE HERE BECAUSE THERES THOUSANDS AND I PROBABLY FORGOT SOME GOLDEN ONES]

45. “You’re always cold, but I’ll be damned if you’re not my friend.”

46. “I love you, BITCH, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, BITCH.”

47. “It’s a fucking bear!”

48. “It’s chrimmis!”

49. “How do you feel about that cone on your head?”

50. “On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.”

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My Last Brain Cell Sentence Starters

Yes you can change the pronouns n stuff I'm not stopping you.

[MAINLY NSFW ACCOUNTS DON'T REBLOG UNLESS YOU TAG NSFW]

1. "I'm... pussy?"

2. "Chew water motherfucker."

3. "Why is the sky blue, is it sad?"

4. "Huough my aching bones."

5. "Shut your shit up fucker."

6. "You don'T KNOW ME YOU DON'T KNOW."

7. "I've been listening to the Splatoon soundtrack on loop for the past fucking hour in my head, but ironically enough I've been trying to drown it out with heavy metal and now I'm in pain."

8. "Pussy..."

9. "What if there was a cat named Pussy and we talked about eating pussy in front of it, how fucked up would that be?"

10. "Sleep is for the weak and I'm an uncooked noodle."

11. "What is THAT."

12. "Have you ever had a dream that you do you what you wish you had that you do do that and you do and you wish and you can do anything?"

13. "To make a long story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my asshole."

14. "Pigs CAN fly you dingus, you just have to launch them far enough to count."

15. "It's a beautiful day outside."

16. "I'm always ready for a little chaos!"

17. "I'm either a chaotic mess or pure as fuck there's no in between it just doesn't exist."

18. "Mmm... macaroni."

19. "You ABSOLUTE cucko."

20. "It's real valid bitch hours."

21. "If I bit down hard enough do you think I could fracture my own teeth with my own brute strength?"

22. "Cats go honk."

23. "Oogity boogity!"

24. "Hooga chooga."

25. "It is I, the CHEESE STEALER."

26. "I'm crying and farding and shidding."

27. "It smells like garbage, covered in fire."

28. "Hoka choka I'm gonna do the polka."

29. "Did you know that if you put two drops of bromine and one drop of hydrogen chloride in a container and stick caesium in there you can make a gun?"

30. "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

31. "Dude like, did you know that sickle cell carriers are immune to malaria?"

32. "Y'know, sometimes do you ever just dream?"

33. "Every time someone is mean to you just put a penny in a coconut and soon you'll have a weapon to knock the daylights out of them."

34. "You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around."

35. "I just lost half of my brain cells."

36. "I'm going to shit myself everywhere."

37. "You know what? Fuck you, I do what I want."

38. "I'd say I love you but that's terrible timing because I stuck a tack in your chair."

39. "I don't wanna die, I want to see the day I get to have a big tiddy girlfriend!"

40. "Shikey shakey it's getting quakey."

41. "hehAH peepee."

42. "That made me nut so hard, as in my peanuts are falling out of my pockets help me please."

43. "I just broke every bone in my body."

44. "Alcoholics are fucking weak, ever gone through caffeine withdrawal you fucking pussy?"

45. "I'm going to eat it and literally no one can stop me."

[classic-starters]

starters from the 1967 book, THE OUTSIDERS by s.e. hinton

“quit shaking me, i’m okay.”

“they didn’t hurt you too bad, did they?”

“you’re bleedin’ like a stuck pig.”

“did they pull a blade on you?”

“they ain’t gonna hurt you no more.”

“you’re crazy, ( name ), out of your mind.”

“what were you doin’, walkin’ by your lonesome?”

“you don’t ever think.”

“it’s just because you’re the baby — i mean, he loves you a lot.”

“how come you dropped out?”

“what’s it like?”

“take your feet off my chair and shut your trap.”

“oh, my, my, you’ve got me scared to death.”

“guess what i’ve been in for?”

“you don’t look the type.”

“what’s your name?”

“what’s a nice, smart kid like you running around with trash like that for?”

“glory, what time is it?”

“you what?!”

“oh no! no, not my hair!”

“i’m still tired.”

“things have been happening so fast … “

“i killed a kid last night.”

“there sure is a lot of blood in people.”

“i’ll stop crying in a minute … i can’t help it.”

“nothing gold can stay.”

“i always remembered it because i never quite got what he meant by it.”

“i look lousy, but don’t rub it in.”

“i’ll get them, don’t worry!”

“and don’t but me about it.”

“you shouldn’t be smoking.”

“he didn’t get much sleep this week. he hardly slept at all.”

“he’s getting might big to be carried.”

“i can’t feel anything below the middle of my back … ”

“you’ll be okay.”

“i don’t want to die now. it ain’t enough.”

“it’s not fair.”

“i don’t want to see her.”

“i am a menace to society. man, do i have fun!”

“stay gold, ( name ), stay gold.”

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Things I've Said RP Starters: The Series, except this time it's stupid crap I've said on Discord

Yes you can change the pronouns I'm not stoppin y'all knock yourselves out

1. "HEY WHAT'S UP YOU BITCHASS FUCKING CUCKS"

2. "Bro that really butters my fucking pickle dude"

3. "Far out dude that was the most beautiful cursed thing I've ever seen in my life"

4. "Broh I'm so tired like you won't believe how hard it can be to lift up one singular plate."

5. "AYUDAME YOU STALE ASS SON OF A BITCH"

6. "Do you not like my wittle toesies?"

7. "Ah, babies, finally some good fucking food."

8. "Okay no you don't understand they may be the size of crumbs but there's like one thousand of them and only one me."

9. "Your child. Hand him over."

10. "No you're a penguin you useless lesbian"

11. "How come HE gets to be a lesbian icon I technically gave him that idea"

12. "I'm gonna eat my whole asshole."

13. "Piss!"

14. "Fucker I have bigger dick energy than you and I don't even have one"

15. "NO FAIR I WANNA DIE TOO"

16. "You must grow BIG and STRONK by eating BEAR MEAT so you can grow stronk like bEAR."

17. "This is the gay police you haven't done anything we're gay and just wanted to tell you you're gay too"

18. "Okay no if I put in this one it's gonna be a fourth wall break and I've done too many of those."

19. "Pplease have mercy on my lesbian sou l"

20. "Okay see funny thing about tumblr is that if one person gets pissed you die that's it there's no escape you fool you absolute buffoon of a man"

21. "I swear if in an alternate dimension my life is a show and no one has placed wii music over the tragic points in my life someone is going to pay with their life."

22. "YOU BITCH NO WE'RE MINORS REMEMBER????"

23. "If I'm going to be your child you have to battle me to the death in pokemon and win."

24. "NO, I'll never acknowledge him as my father he's a crusty piss lizard man."

25. "Look at him, giggling like a cartoon villain, absolutely sickening."

26. "Yeah dude let's live off CORN for the rest of our lives just like the motherfucking pioneers dude damn they'd be so proud"

27. "Oh hey if you're dead can I sell your organs on the black market thanks"

28. "Disgustang."

29. "FUCK you Brenda you stale ass bitch we're eating casserole tonight not your stank ass lemon bites"

30. "Die."

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[ Not memes ]

I don't know why I put OOC if there's no muse

B ut

Y'all I'm shook that the first meeting meme got pretty popular, like about 2k notes now wtf and I ended up with some followers on the way

Because of this, since I need more memes to spread around this forsaken internet, I want your suggestions.

Like spam my inbox, blow it up, I don't care. If you think I won't see it, I will, and I'll make sure it's brought to the light of day.

My only rule is make it sfw. It can be any suggestion from quotes, scenes, themes, etc. If you have an idea, send it in. Big or small, even a single letter will be made into a meme. Just classify if it's a suggestion or not

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I'm guessing this was for a meme of mine. Sorry! This isn't an rp blog. However, you can request a theme for a meme or a specific one such as quotes, events, etc! If you'd like though, I have a list of my rp blogs on my main blog, @stitchednotebook , where you can send the meme to instead!

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[ OOC ]

Hey y'all, should I add something to the shit I’ve said series, make another icon thing, or just do starters from a game/movie/youtuber/etc?

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*cries as I accidentally heart something nsfw while trying to scroll past it to look for sfw threads*

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Sleep Deprived Sentence Starters

1. "Suck my dick you stale burger."

2. "I want to die holy shit."

3. "Fish porn sounds tasty."

4. "Why though."

5. "Sleep is for the strong and I am the exact opposite of that."

6. "C e a s e."

7. "If I stay awake long enough, I might figure out how to get my life together for once."

8. "He sounds like a smoker."

9. "Good fucking bye kids."

10. "Vore me daddy."

11. "Tell her to stop screaming or I'll shove my cup down her throat."

12. "Pull the rigger raggy or relse."

13. "I'm surprised my kidneys haven't died from all the caffeine I've drank."

14. "Shut the fuck up or I'll hit you with this rock feeling luggage."

15. "That's a unicorn you dumbass."

16. "I'm the donkey of this relationship."

17. "If I broke the fourth wall, like I said something the ethereal wizards up there didn't intend, would I die instantly or nah."

18. "Spoons are great weapons."

19. "Dude I love corgis so much."

20. "It's high moon y'all."

21. "I'm not up late if there's no deadline to be late to."

22. "Shh, hear that? That's how many fucks I give at this point in time."

23. "I'm gonna be gay mouse."

24. "Bye guys I'm off to die in the wilderness."

25. "My plant is dying, I'm a horrible parent."

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Sassday Starters

Can't or don't want to participate in Sinday? Well look no further than Sassday! A sassy, sfw alternative to the sinful Sinday!

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1. Send 😝 for my muse to childishly sass yours

2. Send 😇 for my muse to sass yours then act like nothing happened

3. Send 🤔 for my muse to sass yours in a manner where they mock their intelligence

4. Send 💀 for my muse to sass yours in a way where they're pretty much dead to your muse

5. Send 🤡 for my muse to jokingly sass yours

6. Send 😎 for my muse to sass yours and almost get away with it

7. Send 😨 for my muse to sass yours then realize their grave mistake

8. Send 🖕 for my muse to sass yours out of anger towards them

9. Send 🍳 for my muse to sass yours with just a dash of salt sprinkled in

10. Send 🍟 for my muse to sass yours with heavy amounts of salt poured into their words

11. Send ⁉ to use your own sassy spin on this, you clever cookie

12. Send 🎲 for the mun to search up a randomizer and let luck decide our muses' fates. (If it lands on 11, the mun responding has to sass the other mun's muse with theirs creatively. If it lands on 12, roll again!)

Add 🔀 for your muse to sass mine instead!

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Send 🐾 for my muse to gain the abiity to shapeshift

Send 🔀 for your muse to gain it instead

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Hey y'all, should I add something to the shit I've said series, make another icon thing, or just do starters from a game/movie/youtuber/etc?

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Things I said during caffeine withdrawals sentence starters

1. "If our cells are constantly dying does that mean we're all dead inside?"

2. "Dude I'm in so much pain right now."

3. "FEAR IS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD US BACK FROM OUR TRUE POTENTIALS."

4. "Barbie bdsm is fucking l it."

5. "My mind is going a mile a minute but I don't have enough energy to bring to life any ideas, in other news there's a puppy."

6. "Dude I want a puppy so bad they're so fluffy and I will scream at the moon until I can hug one."

7. "I only play REAL games like Hackers Online, where you play as a dinosaur and die until you get bored and watch puppy videos instead."

8. "I saw a santa hat and went into space."

9. "Fuck going cold turkey, cold turkey tastes like shit anyways."

10. "If a game has chapters, does it count as a book?"

11. "Fuck you and your juicy ass."

12. "If Kaneki drank as much coffee as me, he could survive without flesh for years."

13. "Actually, I could probably be the most pacifist ghoul ever with my addiction."

14. "Suffering while listening to Don't Worry Be Happy by Bob Marley is a big mood."

15. "Don't go cold turkey on your period, it's a bad combination."

16. "My pLANT IS PROBABLY DYING FUCK."

17. "Who needs sunshine when you can curl up and cry until the moon comes out."

18. "Alcohol is shit, drink coffee instead, the only hangovers are when you're on withdrawal."

19. "I fucked up, Scooby."

20. "This violin is radical."

21. "I need to give my girlfriend more attention, but I'm not in a good enough condition for that."

22. "Starbucks looks like heaven right now."

23. "What if I hired a stripper to help me make omelets, as in legit omelets, no innuendos, that would be nice."

24. "I'm so broke, I could inhale the dust in my non existent wallet to get high and die instantly from an asthma attack."

25. "Everything is screaming, that's not a good sign."

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More shit I've said sentence starters

1. "You would not believe your flies, if ten million firey eyes, darkened the world as I woke up."

2. "Ech, I feel like Pestilence himself punched me in the throat and nose then proceeded to drain all my energy."

3. "Do you want 5 pinappa."

4. "This is really self indulgent but fuck it, maybe people will like it."

5. "Shut your up you ripoff Shadow Link."

6. "How dare you leak my true form."

7. "I'm pretty sure my dreams are just glimpses into my past lives."

8. "Screw it I'll just say it then regret it later."

9. "So there was this angel guy who turned out to be fake later on."

10. "I'm an adult now which means I can officially say I'm gay as fuck and you can't do shit about it."

11. "Y'all are doing taxes while I'm worried about finding a text example for an index card."

12. "Playing a guitar like a flute is a big fucking mood."

13. "If you make carne asada at 4:20 am under the light of the blue moon, you'll summon the enchilada goddess."

14. "The world is drowning because of this stupid ass motherfucker."

15. "I told you not to summon the whale."

16. "Your idea isn't exactly the greatest either."

17. "I'm just a scared child."

18. "I feel too old for this, and I don't even have a driver's license yet."

19. "If I wear high heels, they might think I'm older."

20. "I'm not putting on any makeup other than lipstick because at least lipstick can have an advantage."

21. "If you don't have a dog with you in a survival situation, you're dead, especially to me."

22. "If I wish hard enough, maybe I'll be able to play kingdom hearts on my phone."

23. "Most of my energy comes from caffeine and rage, and it's still not enough."

24. "It's not murder if they're going to die anyways."

25. "I feel no remorse and I would say I feel guilty for it, but I already know I don't."

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First meeting meme

Send 😀 for your muse to admit they’re my muse’s biggest fan Send 😅 for your muse to bump into mine Send 😉 for your muse to attempt flirting with mine Send 😎 for your muse to show off how cool they are Send 😘 for your muse to make that face towards mine across a bar Send 😍 for your muse to fall in love with mine at first sight Send 🤠 for your muse to act like a cowboy Send 🤡 for your muse to break some awkward silence with a joke Send 🤓 for your muse to teach mine a scientific lesson Send 😐 for your muse to silently judge mine Send 😶 for your muse to have a secret crush on mine and attempt interacting with them Send 😪 for your muse to fall asleep on mine Send 👹 for my muse to scare yours Send 😱 for your muse expressing how offended they are about something my muse said Send 👻 for your muse to appear in front of mine as a ghost Send 👉 for your muse to gunfinger towards mine Send 😈 for your muse to bully mine Send 👋 for your muse to wave at mine, thinking they’re someone else Send 👊 for your muse to punch mine out of nowhere Send 🐶 for your muse to randomly give mine a puppy and run away Send 🐱 for your muse to randomly give mine a kitten and run away Send 🐓 for your muse to give mine an angry chicken and run for their lives Send 🍺 for your muse to sleep in my muse’s apartment after getting completely drunk Send 🔪 for your muse to try to kill mine Send 🏏 for your muse to accidentally smash my muse’s window with a baseball Send 📞 for your muse to accidentally call mine Send 🌳 for your muse to sit next to mine at a park and start up a conversation