Your local edgelord

i swear to grima that i'm not a furry

[agrimvessel]

please let me squat you

squat me dude i don’t fucking care

extra: 

[agrimvessel]

[cue another suprize bitch]

[agrimvessel]

inbox open for a limited time only

[agrimvessel]

I've been hibernating. For a very long time. I might've even died at one point. But I don't remember.

[agrimvessel]

Why you little fuc-

be sure check out rea’s blog! it’s really cool and i think you should so, go do it-

[askpoliswagandwooper]

Goddammit Woops. 

[agrimvessel]

there is something wrong with these weird lookin animals

[agrimvessel]

Are your pants mirrors? 'Cause I can see myself in 'em.

 what the fuck does that mean- 

[agrimvessel]

[whispers the dk rap into ur ear]

you fuckin dwee b 

[agrimvessel]

leg hair

what about it-

//I'm sorry I did a shit job on bamboo paper because my computer is refusing to cooperate with me-//

[agrimvessel]

Why you little fuc- be sure check out rea's blog! it's really cool and i think you should so, go do it-

[agrimvessel]

Also I don't love you (unless u pay me $300 /hour)

[agrimvessel]

please tell u shwo u like eplase it sso importnat please talkabout ur feeLINGS

it’s not like i’m embarrassed or anything BAKA 

[askdarkmarth]

…

[agrimvessel]

DI D YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?!

[askdarkmarth]

……………………………

[agrimvessel]

[agrimvessel]

yaranaika?

You see, it's a metaphor. I put the homo thing in between my teeth but i don't become homo- 

[agrimvessel]

Why would you do this to me-

[agrimvessel]

*sniffs you* you smell like charcoal... Where have you been hanging out?

I'm reeking of your charcoaly dragon ass and i can't get rid of it. 

[agrimvessel]

And my "friendliness", was simply me being polite. Why be rude, when you can be polite and get what you want?

[agrimvessel]

Hi marsh killer!! You know where I can get a decent burrito around here?

Also, burritos aren't my thing.. I'm more of an Asian cuisine type person. Go to Chipotle or Taco Bell. 

[agrimvessel]

Bored simply blinks before stating, "You look different."

Tell me, I’m suprised you noticed. 

[ask-boredprinceofaltea]

The prince tensed slightly at the others flat gaze and deadpan tone, but then again, Anti had always spoken and acted that way. The casual clothing was a new one, however, and honestly, he didn”t look half bad in them. It certainly seemed to suit him more than the default attire for most of the others… Although the most notable change to him was the absence of the light blue wisps of flamelike patterns up the side of his neck. While he did not know the purpose of what they originally served as, it certainly was odd to him.

"Your markings… Are gone." he observed- The blunet may or may not have been at a loss for words at the moment. "Has anything happened?"

[agrimvessel]

"And nothing happenned. Not anything you need to make note of anyways, unless you count my father visiting." he replied.He was pleased that he could control the strange tattoos that he had, and had yet to explore the possibilities.