shot the movie no script.

2OLLUX || 9 || ???

[agrypnotics]

you have two understand the intense nature of the sloppy your mother is offering me.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[agrypnotics]

im dubiously here anyway. *DII2APPEAR2 IINTWO THE META*

[agrypnotics]

i dont do standup comedy because im not an egbert and for NO other reason. if id hatched with that combination of characters as my hatchname you can fuckiing bet that i would be humping that stool right about now. just absolutely begging for that free glass of water. IIN2TEAD my thing is more like vigilante comedy. hi im sollux and this is jackass.

[agrypnotics]

my sexy little party trick where i guess your hatchname based only off of the name in your blog description. im closing my eyes im communing with the 2PIIRIIT2. the name “EGBERT” escapes my lips as i start two vomit uncontrollably.

[agrypnotics]

@stakehammer replied to your post “@stakehammer replied to your post “@stakehammer replied to your post ...”

thank you for the stellar advice. don't know what i'd do without you.

you always say that. i dont know what id do without having such stellar advice two give since that is pretty much my whole design.

[auckie]

I know what I’m saying! Every word is INTENTIONAL! Every misspelling is essential to the narrative. I CONTROK THE NARRATIVE

[agrypnotics]

@stakehammer replied to your post “@stakehammer replied to your post “god having a physical body is so...”

i can't actually see into the future, no. or, you might say... the fluture.

lol sucks two suck. you dont actually need FLUTURE VII2IION two know if youre gonna get sick though honestly. just have a few absolute bangers of a night in a row and youll think yeah my body is going two make me pay for that one sooner or later.

[agrypnotics]

human marriage is such a weird invention from you guys. its like a matespritship that turns pitch the second theyre out of earshot and talking about each other two a third party.

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

[stakehammer]

@agrypnotics

[agrypnotics]

@stakehammer replied to your post “god having a physical body is so overrated. do godtiers get sick and...”

the ascended body is unfortunately still a physical one. yes, i get flus.

WOW being god sounds like a total racket. at least you can get premonitions of the flu coming before it happens. heir of phlegm.

[agrypnotics]

god having a physical body is so overrated. do godtiers get sick and no i dont want two hear about your psychic headaches join the club with that one.

[agrypnotics]

woke up with my head in a load gaper. its like im half seadweller or something.

[agrypnotics]

if my body wanted me two sleep regularly it should have thought about that before making me dream so much WEIIRD 2HIIT.

[blackpyrefly]

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

[agrypnotics]

oh ok. me <3< group chats.

[kristina100000]

please don't ever be yourself baby girl ❤ i hate you so much i despise you