I don't want to be here

[Aguni Morizono RP Blog]

[hannikin-grahamkin]

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.

[desinteresse]

It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

[leolaroot]

girl who listens to paul simon you can call me al all day when you ask her what shes doing: im listening to paul simon you can call me al.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

hoes mad

[valtsv]

[twentyfourhourtits]

WET TITTY WEDNESDAY?!

Not gonna lie that’s kind of funny i’ll participate in this one….but not the nude Sunday one

[diamond-attorney-keiichi]

Ah shit, it is sunday.

Thanks for the reminder. If anyone's looking for me, I'll be in my room for the rest of the day.

- K.

[twentyfourhourtits]

WAIT TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEASE!

[diamond-attorney-keiichi]

Suit yourself, the door is open anyway.

- K.

[headbeachincharge]

.........BOLD 😳 of YOU 🫵 to ASSUME 🧠💬 that 🍒 THESE TITTIES 🍒 are EVER DRY ❌️🏜 ✅️🌧🌊💧💦

[aguniiguess]

what

[aguniiguess]

If you had to create a cocktail yourself, what would the ingredients be, What color would it be, and what would you call it?

Whiskey, neat. It would be made of whiskey and nothing else. It would be the color of whiskey without any other stuff in it. I’d call it the “Whiskey, neat.”

And I’d want a double.

[daikichixkarube-deactivated2023]

"Here is your Whiskey Neat."

[aguniiguess]

Wrong.

[jdragsky]

[carrie-kelley-deserved-better]

[niragi-of-bitches-deactivated20]

OK OK SLLLLLLUT HERES MY ACTUAL CHOICES YOU BIG BABY🙄 not the first ones pants though…….

i love the style of the second one the first one is 🙂

-Narumi

submit a shirt and niragi will tell you if he'd wear it or not

fuck no | are you stupid or blind | will rot in my closet | eeeh | i'd give it a shot | there goes my money | oh shit that's actually hot

❛ . . . the first one's giving hércules, the second one is giving arisu. those are terrible choices. ❜ — niragi

[aguniiguess]

Wait. Hold on. Let me see that first one again...

[shiiibukiii-deactivated20230811]

Fuck Marry Kiss @segawa-chota @twentyfourhourtitts @aguniiguess

fuck: @twentyfourhourtitts

Marry: @segawa-chota

kiss: @aguniiguess

[aguniiguess]

...You wanna what?

[shiiibukiii-deactivated20230811]

“The game made it clear enough but if you want I can explain it to you. The game made me pick your name and place it if i wanna fuck you, marry you or kiss you. I didn’t know you that long so I chose the kiss option and that doesn’t mean we have to kiss or anything.”

[aguniiguess]

I think we should earn cards for these little "FMK" games. For emotional compensation.

[shiiibukiii-deactivated20230811]

Fuck Marry Kiss @segawa-chota @twentyfourhourtitts @aguniiguess

fuck: @twentyfourhourtitts

Marry: @segawa-chota

kiss: @aguniiguess

[aguniiguess]

...You wanna what?

[aguniiguess]

“So. How’s your depression, bald gay who’s name I don’t know.”

How’s YOUR depression, picture of guy with chin who’s name I don’t know?

[aguniiguess]

fuck marry kiss: @innocent-faced-murderer @spadesking1 @chishiya-of-diamonds

@innocent-faced-murderer I don’t know you. [Real Answer: Kiss]

@chishiya-of-diamonds I don’t like you. [Real Answer: Marry (for the sole purpose of getting to take half his stuff in the divorce.)]

@spadesking1 Didn’t I shoot you? [Real Answer: Fuck]

I’ll go live alone in the woods, thanks.

[chishiya-of-diamonds]

@aguniiguess

As if.

In the event that I would get within five feet of you, let alone marry you, believe me when I say, you’d get nothing from me.

You know the old saying- “what’s mine is mine and you can go fu…

[iamthelastboss]

CHISHIYA! YOU’RE BEING MEAN AGAIN!

-Tora.

[chishiya-of-diamonds]

Oh, fine! Fuck, LB, what’s your problem?

[iamthelastboss]

You told me to stop you if you were about to start more trouble between you and the militants.

-Tora

[chishiya-of-diamonds]

Oh, fuck off, Takatora!

[iamthelastboss]

Guys, Chishiya is in a really bad mood today. If @niragi-of-bitches or @kuinaoflight wants to throw him a pity fuck, the rest of us would appreciate it.

-Tora

[iamthelastboss]

Yet another morning Kuina woke up thinking she’s a comedian.

Isn’t @maisieharaonasis a very good friend of yours, Kuina? I’m shocked that you would suggest such a thing knowing how much that would hurt Maisie. Also, Chishiya only wants it from two people around here- you or @niragi-of-bitches. Mostly you.

Aside from all of that, I’m a foot taller than Chishiya. The logistics alone are…well, kind of comical, really. Also, I don’t want him to set me on fire!

@niragi-of-bitches

Once again, Niragi, you’re not being helpful.

I think you and @daikichixkarube are part of the reason Chishiya is so cranky. You’re carrying on with each other and I think Chishiya is jealous. It’s not like you guys are hiding it, so Chishiya (along with the rest of the Beach) knows about you two.

You’re aware that Chishiya is standing outside on your balcony most nights, watching you guys hook up, right? So he knew about you and Karube before anyone else did.

I guess there’s nothing we can do about it if neither you or Kuina is going to help us out. We just have to hope that the pyromaniac living inside Chishiya doesn’t burn the place down.

-Tora

[chishiya-of-diamonds]

All of you idiots understand that I can see what’s going on, yes?

@iamthelastboss

Fuck off, Tora.

@maisieharaonasis

How do you put up with this moron?

@niragi-of-bitches

Whatever.

@kuinaoflight

I appreciate your willingness to get involved in the inane banter with Last Boss, but really? Suggesting he fuck me?

This isn’t about me getting laid, Kuina.

Well, not entirely.

-SC.

[aguniiguess]

Yep. Definitely gonna go live alone in the woods.

[aguniiguess]

fuck marry kiss: @innocent-faced-murderer @spadesking1 @chishiya-of-diamonds

@innocent-faced-murderer I don’t know you. [Real Answer: Kiss]

@chishiya-of-diamonds I don’t like you. [Real Answer: Marry (for the sole purpose of getting to take half his stuff in the divorce.)]

@spadesking1 Didn’t I shoot you? [Real Answer: Fuck]

I’ll go live alone in the woods, thanks.

[chishiya-of-diamonds]

@aguniiguess

As if.

In the event that I would get within five feet of you, let alone marry you, believe me when I say, you’d get nothing from me.

You know the old saying- “what’s mine is mine and you can go fu…

[aguniiguess]

Hey, I was given a terrible list of candidates. I chose to marry the person least likely to shoot me on sight.

And, for the record, I've been told I'm quite the catch. So you'd be missing out.

[aguniiguess]

fuck marry kiss: @innocent-faced-murderer @spadesking1 @chishiya-of-diamonds

@innocent-faced-murderer I don’t know you. [Real Answer: Kiss]

@chishiya-of-diamonds I don’t like you. [Real Answer: Marry (for the sole purpose of getting to take half his stuff in the divorce.)]

@spadesking1 Didn’t I shoot you? [Real Answer: Fuck]

I’ll go live alone in the woods, thanks.

[aguniiguess]

How do they flirt?

I don’t.

[To the untrained eye, Aguni’s “flirting” looks very similar to Aguni’s “intense hatred.” He acts very stand-offish and, if he has anything to say at all, it’s usually a one word answer. What he doesn’t realize, though, is that he starts subtly going out of his way to help the object of his affections out. Little stuff, like holding a door open or getting them a cold bottle of water after after a game before they have the chance to do it themself. He also tends to show up where his crush is— he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, he just remembers where they tend to hang out and finds excuses to be there, too. And, if he’s got it really bad, he’ll get this soft, almost sad look in his eyes when he looks at them. If he decides to confess, expect those eyes—and a clumsy attempt at asking them out for coffee or something.]