Ahabs Crossfeathers

i swwear to god if you call me eriduck i will fuckin end you i mean yeah the resemblence is uncanny but doesnt mean you got to disrespect me [[Although the AU is un-moderated at this point, taking part in the avianstuck AU.]]

[ikimaru]

has this been done yet

[kukkimon]

[batmanandsobbin]

kukkimon:

Leafie, A Hen into the Wild (마당을 나온 암탉)

a.k.a. That Bishounen Duck Movie

I CAN’T.  THAT DUCK HAS MUSCLES WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING. 

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THE KIRA KIRA SPARKLES COMING OUT OF RED’S HAIR

[zerachin]

FUCKING BISHOUNEN DUCKS

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what’s going on, these are fucking ducks

I love it

[sneakyfeets]

Definitely watch this movie for the beefy ducks and suspect nothing bad will happen in it, this is definitely a thing you should do

[horsefeatherfletching-blog]

*He adjusted the scarf a little, wrapping it around his neck a couple times over for multiple layers of insulation, while making sure it wasn’t too tight. Wouldn’t want to drop dead from asphyxiation.*

D —> Than%

*Helpfully, he took gentle hold of Eridan under his arms and lifted him off the ground and off his webbed feet while reciprocating the kiss.*

[ahabscrossfeathers]

*Something about being picked up both infuriated and endeared him. How fuckin dare he, he could have just leaned down, but, it wasn't all that bad and was kinda cute. 

It was best to never let Equius know that he didn't think everything he did was completely terrible and annoying. He added a harsh nip to what was going to be just a quick smooch.*

[horsefeatherfletching-blog]

D —> Understood

D —> You can be assured that you will sleep in privacy and that I won’t intrude into your quarters

*Or so he said, not having seen the conditions of the respite block. After he gets a look at it, he may come to roost with Eridan and see if he can snuggle up to his kismesis. Though the seadweller may be a bit colder than he is, it still beats a chilly respite block exposed to the winter air.*

D —> I’ll be careful not to damage any part of the ship

[ahabscrossfeathers]

*The sky was slowly starting to brighten up, as they sailed along. Eridan took off one of his several scarves and tried to drape it around Equius's neck.* 

youll be needin this im sure a it 

sleep wwell eq 

*He got up on his tippy webbed feet to reach up to Equius for a kiss. It was a little painful for his feet. Equius better appreciate that.* 

[horsefeatherfletching-blog]

D —> I’m still a little apprehensive about going on an unplanned adventure

D —> Or, at least one I myself had little part in planning

D —> But at least you had the foresight to have a note left behind to e%plain my absence

D —> So, thank you for that

D —> Let’s embark, then

[ahabscrossfeathers]

ok let me start wwith a feww rules for you

your respite block is already set up so you can stay the fuck out a mine an its evven got a bathroom so again stay out a mine

*This so called respite block was less than the usual bare minimum. Half filled recuperacoon, and that's pretty much it. The floor was bare, the windows didn't quite close. Sort of an invitation for Equius to break the first rule. The bathroom was decent though, because he actually didn't want Equius seeing his duckie collection.*

an dont fuckin break anythin or touch the wwheel

*He blew a whistle and the crew started working and soon they set sail.*

if you misbehavve ill throww you in my dungeons wwhich arent as nice as yours

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[dramaticleaves]

hello i have come to seduce you

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Seducktion

[prepply]

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

[just-a-skinny-boy]

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the

bill…

[ahabscrossfeathers]

I know you wanna get down with me tonight. 

[horsefeatherfletching-blog]

[[I tried drawing a less boring Eriduck than the one I drew previously. Same palette.]]

[makinology]

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things are awful and will remain awful for a very long time so here is a picture of two chickens with little handmade knitted capes on. Someone must love these chickens a lot to make them little chicken capes. They look so warm and lovely in their little chicken capes.

[robotlyra]

Reblogging for fine chickens in winter capes.

[pulletjes]

[veganvibez]

LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE

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Saturday Night Fever by adumais.com on Flickr.

[crabbybot-blog]

Reblog if you’re a Homestuck RP blog? I’d love to follow some people!

[horsefeatherfletching-blog]

D —> How long are you planning on making this trip, anyway

D —> I’m not e%actly well prepared for a long voyage

D —> And I ought to let Aurthour and Areion know how long I’ll be absent

*However long this trip was going to take, though, he could rest assured knowing that his faithful butler lusus would tend to the hive and its inhabitants while Equius was gone.”

[ahabscrossfeathers]

howw evver fuckin long it takes us you dont set deadlines on this kind a stuff eq

an ivve got wwhatevver you need right here in the ship 

dont wworry about your lusus or that kid i had someone fly out an leavve a note for them

*The note might have been tossed through a window... with a rock... and a roll of duck tape to fix the damages. It read something along the lines of "eq an i are goin on vvacation be back wwhenever deal wwith it"* 

fuck eq wwheres your sense a advventure

[horsefeatherfletching-blog]

*Equius could barely recognize Eridan with the sheer amount of scarf his face was buried in, but the horns and surly voice were telling enough. It seemed a little excessive, but who was he to judge how a troll warmed himself? He hurried his way into the cabin and shut the door behind him. Nice and warm.*

D —> Thank you for inviting me over, Amora

D —> Or well, more like demanding

D —> So, which way are we sailing

[ahabscrossfeathers]

*Once the door was closed, he unraveled one of the scarves and hung it up. 3 scarves, just for opening the door. 2 for ambient hive temperatures, how many would he need for going outside? It did take a lot of work to man a ship. Thankfully, he had that taken care of. A handful strapping young lowbloods looking to make an easy beetle were at his command. He considered killing them once they reached their destination, but then he'd have to do all the work getting home. Plus, they passed a rigourous background and personality check. And he was always prepared for a mutiny.* 

dont act like you didnt wwant to come see me 

an last time i invvited you you didnt showw up so i figured pleasantries like that wwould be wwasted 

anywway wwere goin somewwhere out a this mess

my owwn privvate island

wwere settin sail any minute noww 

good thing you showwed up on time 

*There really was no on time, he just told his crew to wait until his kismesis showed up and then haul anchor.*

[pulletjes]

[veganvibez]

LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE

[horsefeatherfletching-blog]

*It’s been far too long since these two kismeses have gone out on a date. It doesn’t help that Equius ended up standing Eridan up last time. Having bundled up a little for the cold weather before heading out, the blueblood finally gets his tail-feathers over to his dearly despised seadweller’s ship. He swoops down and alights on the deck, and then makes his way over to the door of the captain’s cabin to give it a few short, but light raps with his knuckles. He just assumes Eridan is in there, when really he could be anywhere on the ship. For all he knows, he could have passed him by on deck without noticing.*

[ahabscrossfeathers]

*Eridan heard the knocking, but he decided to let Equius wait out in the cold for a few minutes before he bothered to let him in. He very well couldn't open his door without bundling up for the weather. One scarf was for warm seasons, two scarves just wasn't enough for this frigid evening. Three scarves was just about right. They bundled up around his face fins and hung down to his waist, and when he opened the door, the wind flipped the ends around.* 

took you long enough get in here youre lettin out all the wwarmth 

*One might think being a cooler hue would make him fine with the cold, but Eridan just had the urge to sail south and pillage around some nice warm islands.* 

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