Bow Down To the King

I pray the lord my soul to take Status: Recovering (formerly coulromaniac) (Indie RP blog for Gamzee Makara.)

[clxbkind]

r u okay what happened

depends on if you’re asking the mun or the muse!

muns doing great, life got in the way and time passed by and tbh i forgot the password to this account until literally this morning and took a stroll through memory lane for inspiration

not sure if i’ll ever reboot this since there’s no way anybody reads or likes HS anymore but i will keep the account!

[clxbkind]

talk about writers block ammi right guys

[clxbkind]

Cocktober <3 

[clxbkind]

my hair is 7ft long and i’ve officially decided that i’ll be donating it all

[zdeno]

[clxbkind]

Me:*is doin me*

Yall:*are mad*

[clxbkind]

I JUST KNOW THAT TOO MUCH TIME HAS PASSED WHEN I CANT EVEN FUCKING PUT FACE PAINT ON CUZ THERES TOO MUCH FACIAL HAIR IN THE WAY

[ladyausten]

"I used to have an anger so big it would fill up any house."

- Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?

[clxbkind]

i just peeled off the fattest scab of my life

[clxbkind]

a concept: bring back those killer clowns from 2016

[valtsv]

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

ive never been more confused in my entire life

[sitcomlesbian]

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

[thesymski]

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

[clxbkind]

how are you not constipated

I’ve eaten it every day my entire life for over 20 sweepsI REFUSE TO CONSUME OR DIGEST ANYTHING  ELSEplus if you’ve never had like a decadent human filet you’re missing out 

[clxbkind]

im high as fuck having an existential crisis and i just ate 3 lbs of raw meat whats good boiz

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cutting off Mike Wazowski’s legs is technically beheading him.

[itskyalenotkyle]

Your money declined 😭😂😂

[garbagegold]

This guy makes some real Twilight Zone shit I swear.