uh

I have nothing funny or witty to say

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I literally left tumblr for like a year and only came back because gravity falls brainrot gripped me by the throat and I need more media to consume.

[hamletslaststraw]

forever haunted by the thought that crowley was going to confess right then and there. i mean he did, but the context makes it so different (and from aziraphale’s perspective it probably sounded more like a desperate answer to his offer rather than a confession on itself because his ass wasn’t listening when crowley started talking as soon as he came back). but point is, again, he really was going to stand there and be like hey look we can’t keep pretending anymore i love you

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Im not mad that izzy died because he was my favorite and he just DIED

Im mad that he died because they set up this whole growing arc about how he CHOSE to live and found his own way and

Man I'm pissed off because it seemed like a cheap way out.

Im sure I will see ALL sides to this, but thats my feeling rn

I love the show, I'll keep loving the show, but this sucked

[the-aloof-intellect]

one thing i love the most about our flag means death is that the only time we see stede lose his shit is when it comes to defending his crew and ed’s honor. he literally challenged the pirate queen, even though he most likely knew he didn’t stand a chance, simply because she insulted ed and because he thought she was stealing his crew. also, it’s important to note that stede still killed ned, despite ed telling him not to, because not only did he insult ed, he also tortured his crew. when it comes to protecting the people he loved and cares about, stede know no bounds and i absolutely love him for it.

[dumbbitchawards]

I LOVE izzy's new role of "guy who hangs around and comments on whatever going on in the plot." Hes like a greek muse but worse

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Izzy's relationship with the entire fucking crew, but ESPECIALLY him and stede having fun- im gonna cry. Like the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

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Are we gonna talk about buttons Turing into a fucking seagull tho,

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Ed took less than 24 hours to forgive stede- if that's not true queer representation what fucking is?

[tivstiv]

Something about watching the entire filmography of David Tennant screams lesbian to me.

[izzys-focking-resignation]

I want Izzy to become violently, aggressively, militantly protective of the whole crew. Yes, even Stede. ESPECIALLY Stede.

I want Izzy asking Fang for help adjusting to his new leg, I want Izzy asking Frenchie to play a song to raise everyone's spirits, I want Izzy asking Roach to bake a cake for Archie's birthday (yes, she liked the buttercream), I want Izzy asking Jim to tell everyone the story of the wooden boy again. I want Izzy to be clumsy and make people uncomfortable with his new habit of sharing his feelings and asking how the crew is feeling, and I don't want him to ever once apologize for it because it feels good and that's nothing to be ashamed of.

I want a British officer to snicker at Izzy for hugging Stede and I want Izzy to cut his throat open wordlessly for it.

Izzy belongs to the crew now, and he feels safe with them.

I want Izzy to be Stede's new first mate, and when Ed inevitably raises a sword to Stede, I want Izzy to step in front of Stede because he would lay down his life for any member of the crew now.

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Also shout out to all the fic authors who were right about lucius

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ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT MR IZZY MOTHERFUCKING PEGLEG HANDS- because I think his whole... Everything - it needs to be discussed in high detail.

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I can't believe they had Ed put into a coma and whilst in said coma he had this whole fever dream about finding himself and choosing whether he WANTED to live, but the thing that really killed me was after he made his choice to end it all, after everything , the fact he was SAVED BY HIS TWINK EX BOYFRIEND IN A MERMAID COSTUME-

[milkovichy]

izzy lost all his toes in the divorce 😔

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#two halves of the fandom

[empireofthesin]

A few years later

Aziraphale: Crowley, did you just break the glass

Crowley: Oh, sorry, would you forgive me

Aziraphale: Oh, sorry, would you like to go to Alpha Centauri first?

Crowley: Ohh! OH! Dear me, I should have thought about this first SUPREME ARCHANGEL AZIRAPHALE

Aziraphale: Maybe simply stop putting the glasses where they always fall PRINCE OF HELL CROWLEY

Crowley: THAT WAS FOR LIKE ONE YEAR

Aziraphale: SO WAS I

…

…

Aziraphale: Wine?

[ghost-of-a-vulture]

@johnlocked1827384

Behold

The greatest nature documentary ever created

[lestatslestits]

My Gabriel hot take is that the reason he’s Like That in season one is because God designed him to be someone who is really passionate about, like, operating charcoal grills and experimenting with microbrewing, and he’s not getting appropriate enrichment in Heaven, which is leading to behavioral issues.

My ideal season 3 Gabriel plotline would be that he has chilled out into a friendly, weirdly well-adjusted guy whose deepest desire is to host barbecues. I also think he should have decided, apropos of nothing, that Aziraphale and Crowley are his best friends, with seemingly no understanding that Crowley holds a grudge and would immolate him at the first opportunity. He calls them frat bro names like “Big Z” and “Crow Man,” and wants to invite them over for board game and charcuterie nights and Beelzebub has to be like “babe they absolutely do NOT want to come over for board game and charcuterie nights.”

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Legitimately so funny