'Sup?

I don't even know what I'm doing here.

[acountrygirlblog]

I only pack the necessities.

[brightereyes]

i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

[bitchycode]

Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[roguetoo]

[iamallybee]

The Muppets (ABC) S01E04

[abercrombee]

SDGHFJHGKJHLK

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Mood.

[memewhore]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[prettyindeath]

[thedeadtravelfast]

@ingmarbergmanz

[1977punk]

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[hvstla-deactivated20130330]

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies 

You’re a pussy

[depsidase]

[toastbutteregg]