Mad as a Hatter

Currently, Carbon Credit Reallocation Expert. Constitutionalist, Historian and Expert in National Security.  Apologist.   God, Family, Guns and Country

[usmcmuscle]

Best fukin school play ever! Limp dick woke reactions funny as hell. Enjoy!

[blessedbeyondallbelief]

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

I got to thinking, maybe the left is correct. Maybe American does owe the whole world shelter and safety.

Therefore, I propose America takes over the world.

(I am of course being facetious but is this not the logical endpoint to demanding that America just give money to everybody who asks, shelter anybody who asks, use our men to defend anybody who asks? Make Earth Great Again.)

I've always said we're either the World Police or we aren't. If we are, then the rest of the world needs to live by our rules and do what we say. If we aren't, then the rest of the world can't come crying to us when it can't defend itself or needs us to fund its militaries. At the very least, if another country wants our help there better be something in it for us.

[shadows-ember]

Yep, you heard it. US World Government. Long live the Emperor of Humanity

[beardedmrbean]

Next up he gets arrested on hate speech for speaking out about his opposition to euthanasia.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

[theprofessional-amateur]

"let's have AI-"

I'm gonna go learn the art of hand engraving or thatched roofing. Maybe hand make clogs.

[shadows-ember]

I've literally taught myself to make hand turned pens, learning to make stained glass, picked up making cheesecakes.... I feel you

[eraserdude6226]

Shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner. President and Mrs. Trump and all White House and cabinet members are all safe. The shooter is in custody!

God's blessings on everyone and please keep everyone safe.

[shadows-ember]

I may have found a magazine I'll actually subscribe to.

[shadows-ember]

[simply-ivanka]

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[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[shadows-ember]

I have a handfull of meds I take every day to keep me mentally level. If I do not take it, I'm not a nice person. You can thank a 7.62 in the frontal lobe for that. Right, so point. Every so often, I look at myself and think "I've got this, why am I taking all of these drugs for? I'm good." Then I'll go off of them for a day or two and .... ohhh fuck no. Here comes the mood swings, depression, mania, violent tendencies...everything. And then I'm reminded why I'm on this nifty cocktail. So I have a post it note saying "Take this because you're actually an asshole."

[shadows-ember]

I do enjoy songs like this.

[kvitasinelibris]

Thermal roll, Artemis II

[shadows-ember]

Praise the Lord all you people.

[baygeethefirst]

Never heard of this until now. I like it. Not everybody will or should, I guess, but I grew up in the 80s (told you I'm old).

[shadows-ember]

Same. I just stumbled upon it and was like....well I'll be damned. I like this. But then again, I like Sandstorm.

[shadows-ember]

My alive day

Good morning everyone. Today is my alive day so I ask you to celebrate with me. Pop a top of your favorite drink, lift it to those brothers of mine who did not return on that Black Sunday from Sadr City. But today, celebrate life. I was given another shot at life, My Redeemer lives and rose from the dead and raised me 22 years ago today to live again and one day I will pass finally and be raised one last time to be with Him. But today, drink a drink with me in celebration, in memory of my brothers of 2/5 Cav who did not walk away from Black Sunday and my brothers who did.

[beardedmrbean]

Nah, she's got it right.

Next time ask her for a clean and jerk,

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

She'll cook a great Jamacian Jerked Beef

[papa-voodoo]

I'm someplace right now I never thought I'd be...

This is the toughest thing I've had to really deal with, and even though it has to be done, I dread what will come of it

Do I separate the whites from the colors?

How clean are these machines?

I've been spoiled having laundry on demand at my last house, this new old house needs an upgrade to be and to do my laundry at home again. New plumbing, electrical, drains, and venting.

This is so weird.

[vomitdodger]

Assuming you have a wife…do not separate. Fuck those whites up to the point she won’t let you do laundry ever again. It’s a win win men’s life hack

But yeah…same scenario and I started a fire in the dryer…mice had made a nest in the guts of the machine during the interim and it caught fire during use. Funny seeing the flames tumble in the dryer.

“What’s that burning? OH SHIT!”

[papa-voodoo]

Nope, happily and mentally free from a ball n chain... Laundry is all on me (I don't own any white clothes, never grew out of that dark era)

[vomitdodger]

[salt-n-tigers]

I mostly only ever separate new highly colored items (new jeans, sweatshirts, colored t shirts) from old clothes. I don’t care if my white socks aren’t bright white and I only own 2 white T shirts anymore.

[vomitdodger]

Bro…red flag thrown on the potential fashion faux pas…

[salt-n-tigers]

My grandmother convinced me when I was a young lad that you can dark socks are bad for your feet and possibly mental health. I only wear white socks unless I’m wearing dress shoes.

[vomitdodger]

Meanwhile in Montana…

[salt-n-tigers]

I saw you out there Brother

[vomitdodger]

How’d you get my senior yearbook pic?

[teamvoorhees3]

Truck driver laundry - it all goes in at once. All clothes, towels, sheets, everything. Select Heavy duty wash, Warm Water, Cold rinse and Extra Rinse. Add 1/2 to 3/4 cup Kids N Pets to the wash, a cup of white vinegar in Rinse.

[shadows-ember]

Infantry laundry. Exact same. Heavy duty wash, cold water to keep anything from bleeding, couple of tide pods, offer a prayer to Jesus that the washer doesn't explode.

[nocternalrandomness]

Artemis II Launch: April 1st, 2026