Go All The aWay

Who are they to try and put us down

[surrealist-lyricist]

June - Florence + The Machine

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[thatscoolbaby-deactivated201810]

“I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you.”

[heartblossom-deactivated2022041]

customers aren’t valid

[shinydiscopaul-deactivated20200]

and neither are their coupons usually

[taylorswift]

LOOK WHAT I DID FOR YOU TODAY

[ruinedchildhood]

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[lukegoldenhair-deactivated20190]

[spellboundlove]

Cosmic love

[ahideaway-in-mayfair]

https://tswft.co/efi-2

[jtmaster13]

November 10th needs to get here so I can be the obnoxious Target employee at work and in all my glory promoting the hell out of reputation. Just like I did for 1989 three years ago lol!

[jtmaster13]

Like no joke. 

[dancingswifts13]

THAT’S WHY JESS IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE

[jtmaster13]

But wait. There’s more.

[sandyswift]

LOOK AT YOUR FACE if this post doesn’t make everyone happy idek

[jtmaster13]

This was the aftermath of 1989 release.

[sandyswift]

OH MY GOODNESS THIS PICTURE I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT MY COMPUTER YOU’RE SUCH A SUNSHINE

[jtmaster13]

This was me seen physically digging my own grave over 1989.

[leninisms]

ICONIC

[jtmaster13]

absolutetaylorswifttrash

This is beautiful. I may be an asshole for doing it, but every time I’m in Target I spread out all of Taylor’s albums so they’re in everyone’s direct eyeline.

You mean like this @absolutetaylorswifttrash

[mybabysfitlikeadaydream]

@jtmaster13 Precisely.

[reputaytion-13]

This should be a requirement for any target employee

[jtmaster13]

It should be a requirement for every Target employee to have mandatory, spontaneous dance sessions.

A post shared by Jess (@jtmaster13) on Oct 23, 2014 at 12:57am PDT

Like so.

[swiftabelle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING

[jtmaster13]

You think I’m done?

A post shared by Jess (@jtmaster13) on Nov 2, 2014 at 11:17pm PST

[rainbowdress]

Jess, I love you

[yetanother-sideblog]

Jess, you’re seriously one of my favorite people on tumblr

[jtmaster13]

And I mean I’ve got some great ornament ideas for that Christmas tree of yours

[yetanother-sideblog]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jtmaster13]

stocking stuffer anyone?

[shotgunshottotheheart13]

That’s it - I’m leaving cookies and milk out for Jess! @jtmaster13

[jtmaster13]

@dancingonmyown1985 why leave cookies and milk out…

When you can leave a Taylor themed gingerbread house?

[almostthefool]

I’m sorry … but Jess is ICONIC. 

[jtmaster13]

What’s even more iconic was jamming out to How You Get The Girl with my Target partner in crime Skelly. He sure won this girl over.

[aloshasita]

We should just keep reblogging this because it’s the best thing ever.

[purplepinkskies89]

well hello this is a masterpiece 

[jtmaster13]

It has begun.

[taylorswift]

Gotta reblog this because it’s clinically proven that having more Jess in your life makes you a happier person 😸

A sarcastic angel among us, this beloved icon and spirited force of nature is just out there DOING. THAT.

[mishasminions]

RYAN REYNOLDS AND BLAKE LIVELY ARE #RELATIONSHIPGOALS TBH

[urbanrealism]

[lotusfaq-deactivated20191108]

me as a dad

[whatwouldlenadunhamdo]

Matt Saracen and this puppy are KILLIN me.

[annakendrick]

[hamtastrophe]

you only become valid once you’ve worked in food service

[fuck-customers]