smokey lad

@hamtastrophe

// hi I'm ham. born and raised in hawaii and twenty-(SOUND OF A CAR HORN HONKING) years old. I have a tattoo of layne staley // I love kylo ren, sonic, tf2, asoiaf, dbz, zelda, and all kinds of stuff. I post all sorts of stupid bullshit but I tag some of it // I have 25 beautiful charr (and 5 other miscellaneous races) in gw2 on sea of sorrows but my main is my lovely warrior captain leg. (xephyr.8954)

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I’m sorry but there’s no way I can use this stupid website again

sorry I meant to reblog that video 2 days ago as a funny way to announce that I was using tumblr again but immediately after doing that I was too lazy to scroll through it so I just reblogged that horrid video completely out of the blue with nothing else. I hope it shocked all of you

mr-s-leather

trapcard

cheaphalloweencostume

my depression? cured

is this website still bad or is it ok now?

unioncarbidesuperfan66

me on tumblr vs me at thanksgiving dinner

unioncarbidesuperfan66

me on tumblr vs me at thanksgiving dinner

hamtastrophe

alright I can now physically do things that are not animal crossing so I will use this website again. I am still playing ungodly amounts of it but I can now do other things even if I don’t want to

hamtastrophe

sorry it turns out I was just kidding about this

seriousjones

Why are you so mean to davos

every Davos chapter:

“I can’t let Stannis down,” Davos thought to himself after fucking everything up yet again due to his abject lack of charisma or likability. He found himself reaching for his pouch o’ finger-bones, only to remember that he lost them when he fucked up during the Battle of the Blackwater. That reminded him of his many dead sons, which made him very sad, though he did not forget his duty. He never forgot his duty to Stannis, who had spared his life. “I must never forget that Stannis spared my life,” Davos thought, clenching what remained of the fingers on his left hand. Stannis had removed the first joint of the fingers on his left hand as punishment for his crimes as a smuggler. Stannis was a hard man, but just. He reached for his pouch o’ finger-bones, only to remember that he lost them. He missed the bones that he kept in a pouch around his neck. They were his luck, and now he had no luck. “Even without my luck, I must not let Stannis down. He could have taken more than the first joints of my left hand, yet he gave me a lordship,” Davos thought. Even though he earned a lordship, four of his sons would never know about it, as they died on the Blackwater, where Davos lost his pouch o’ finger-bones, which he considered his luck. Davos took a moment to remember his dead sons. “I miss my dead sons,” Davos thought. “Perhaps they would have fared better if they had my luck. Though I lost my luck on the Blackwater. Even then, I must not let Stannis down.” Instinctively, Davos reached for his pouch o’ finger-bones, which he considered his luck.

emergency-broadcast-archive

#sth #sa2 #me #kin #also sorry I'm not using this website atm I'm just reblogging posts people send me

danellelothson

stannis thinks that weed is a gateway drug so davos and mel have to hotbox the Painted Table room on the yearly occasion when stannis is actually busy fucking his wife

EW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

alright I can now physically do things that are not animal crossing so I will use this website again. I am still playing ungodly amounts of it but I can now do other things even if I don’t want to

animal crossing

if you don’t see me reblogging 1-3 funny posts a day on tumblr it’s because I’m playing animal crossing and I’m not looking at this website at all. just letting you all know so no one thinks I’m in danger