wash him he smely
here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧
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@ahight
wash him he smely
here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧
dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.
leaves*
where are you going
B……….. babby. …….
Come back with a warrant
This made me laugh for longer then reasonable.
“Peeing Toms”
When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.
Livin the life.
Here be my addition
That’s actually a thing? I thought my local bookstore was the only one living their best life tbh
This one guides me to any sections he’s feeling that day
Mice like things they can tear up to turn into comfy nests. Like paper. Shop cats used to be everywhere, but the food industry doesn’t get to keep them any more. The book industry still finds them useful and has no such legal restrictions.
and it better never get any legal restrictions
Three days? Easy peasy.
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed
Can we just agree that Scott Lang is one of the most well adjusted, emotionally healthy characters in the MCU?
Has a great relationship with his daughter
Has a consistent, steady friendship with 3 people, who also get along with one another
Has a good relationship with his ex-wife AND her new husband
Even his parole officer would consider socializing with him
Provides girlfriend with emotional support
Genuinely cares about other people
His parole officer would consider dating him, even.
Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter
Great review.
Fantastic.
Warming her tootsies.
me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever
he bake the beans
someone please edit some brains in a horse stable
Like this?
mentally stable
I’m gonna beat you to death with my shoe
human instincts
ghost detection
no one here knows you but they all hate you
go pet that large predatory animal
like i know it won’t happen but highkey want taika to bring back heimdall with like zero explanation. he just full on pulls a gandalf (or a gandilf, rather). just shows up. NEW OUTFIT, RADIANT, GLOWING. FRESH.
#thor: heimdall i thought thanos hath slain you
#heimdall: no sire i was on the bench
#thor: why didnt you contact me in the five years after the infinity war
#heimdall: because i was on the bench
(via punkjabi)
“The perks of volunteering at a vet office“
(Source)
adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick
It’s so true. I idolised Ross as a kid and thought Joey was crass. Now?? Everything Ross says makes me cringe and Jesus he’s so self entitled. But Joey?? My baby Joey. Loves sex and sandwiches and is upfront about all of it. I can’t fault him on that.
Let’s see, things ross has done:
Calls his bride the wrong name at the altar.
Tells Rachel he got the divorce even though he did not
can’t handle Rachel having a working relationship with a Good Looking Man that he literally sends a miriachi band to her work to let everyone know she is Taken.
sleeps with a woman only several hours after going on a break he didn’t want from Rachel and can’t own up to the hypocrisy or that what he did (if maybe not technically cheating) is Gross
When he has a chance to get back with Rachel he immediately breaks up with his girlfriend while they are on vacation at a beach house
lies to Rachel who has poured her soul out into a letter in order to make sure they start their relationship correctly.
Is STILL jealous over the same guy YEARS later in the same way
Fires his Nanny because he can’t handle that it’s a man (masculinity so fragile)
There are obviously Way More
Things Joey has done:
Gets a friendship bracelet for Chandler
when Phoebe breaks up with him as Ursula and they kiss he immediately knows it’s her and it’s clearly an amazing experience but it doesn’t lead to anything because they just love each other
Goes on a date with his pregnant roommate because she’s feeling bad about missing being taken out.
Loves having Rachel and Emma living with him even though having a screaming child would inhibit a lifestyle he grew out of
Marries two of his friends
Actually develops as a character
That one he eats his date’s dessert and says ‘i’m not even sorry
The time he can’t give up a stuffed animal to a baby
He keeps a fork on him at all times in case of Emergencies
Phoebe tells him he can’t remember his past lives because ‘he’s brand new’
Joey is a wonderful and pure treasure
lmao same
GET IT GIRL
she’s this close to licking her and biting her lip
The last time I saw THAT MUCH THIRST to get railed by Cate Blanchett on a persons face I was looking at my reflection in my television screen
Foolish Heteros: Kristen Stewart never smiles
Me, a bisexual intellectual: Have u ever considered that she looks so unhappy because she surrounded by men?
LOOK AT THIS FACE
this is not the face of an unhappy woman
this is the face of a woman who is gayzing into the face of god
and wants god to sit on her face