There's no place like Port Royal...

Pirates ate Toto.

[ahoydorothy]

Jeanine Pirro should've gotten the hook the week her show began. KARMA UP, 'Judge', you went one Hajib too far. https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvIdK-1lU_f/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p4tsv4sapuqf

[ahoydorothy]

Happy Patty's Day, Y'all.💚💋 https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvHdIqXlfqc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1byrx9d0gdqah

[ahoydorothy]

... do you even keep talking? You're 12 years old. Stop talking and listen, for fuck's sake. https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvGR2Calw-o/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yn8khh11o0vi

[ahoydorothy]

"SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRINN!"❄️ https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvEQtOll_20/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19rp7eam4gy0k

[ahoydorothy]

Why I'm a vegetarian... https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvEQY9JlH2R/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lov3dd8dxm60

[ahoydorothy]

Why on Earth would you pass a fairly intact dead Armadillo on the side of the road and not take it home and make something adorable out of it? https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvEQIGEFB6d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q7z6jvydgifv

[ahoydorothy]

Journalists have uncovered a photo of Stephen Miller when he was '3', which means absolutely nothing. Maybe that's when his ship docked here from the Old World. https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvEPlw2FNFL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uth0hw1rhmmf

[ahoydorothy]

GIRL. Your house is a MESS. https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvCdfA_FZKo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bn4sjexjfa3k

[ahoydorothy]

Word is I'm not doing that well in the self portrait section of my art class; OH, it's goin' on the wall. https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvCZivCF5BI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rm2wr8r7wwl2

[ahoydorothy]

Hugh Jackman is slated to be the new 'Music Man'. No trouble in my River City. I'm so okay with this. https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvCOQ33lKQJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xy8pdh95fu6u

[ahoydorothy]

Dance your Gangnam off. https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvB1X2VFERb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qt32uchiwqpl

[ahoydorothy]

Beware the Ides of Trump... https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/BvBzrMcFvzT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s66q3qjdz3vy

[ahoydorothy]

Today, International Pi Day, is also the Moonpie's second birthday. Gawd, they just grow up so quickly.♥️🐾🐾 https://www.instagram.com/megen_z_riley/p/Bu_lr2plCfa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=183rgslo8l2qa

[crossconnectmag]

Paper Works by Andreas Kocks

German artist, Andreas Kocks (born 1960) works in massive and meticulously crafted installations of cut paper. Working solely with paper and a limited color palette, Kocks’ forms seek to evoke and balance elements of four artistic genres: the linearity of drawing, the painterly brushstroke, the site-specific element of architecture, and the physicality of sculpture. He lives and works in New York City and Munich and his works can be seen in museums and private collections in Europe and America.

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[ahoydorothy]

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This is exactly what I would expect Poseidon to make booty calls with. You know, like that mallard on Jersey Shore, right?🌊🤙🏼🔱

[ahoydorothy]

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Have a great weekend, y'all.♥️🌭🔊

[ahoydorothy]

Dear God... 🙏🏼👐🧠💥🤞🏼🙏🏼