a tEST OF YOUR REFLEXES

[opossumgirltongue]

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

[bedsofrosies]

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

[blackpyrefly]

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

[elliespectacular]

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[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[kosmogrl]

august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[targetedknowledge]

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[comment-tube]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[amngtheflowers]

A reflection that isn't quite your own

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[eclogues]

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

[eclogues]

i dont need any of you manchester cunts anyway. where are my irish hoes

[yesornopolls]

Are there any objectively bad pieces of media that you like?

I mean like a book with a bunch of plot holes or a game that's pay to win or wtv

Are there any objectively bad pieces of media that you like?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 30

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[jacobtheloofah]

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[undasura]

i am going to drink BOUZE and continue my 79 rewatch with a friend. if i say anything embarrassing publicly please know i meant it in my heart and it had to happen

[undasura]

holy fuck