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backwards long jump up the bedroom stairs to skip the sex cutscenes this is where i put reblogs and other unimportant Crap. i like to answer asks. send me them and it'll be awesome

[sophie-baybey]

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[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[wyntonyang]

new episode of 3D Mainichi Modern this wednesday, at 5pm CST

[iphigeniacomplex]

taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams

[iphigeniacomplex]

she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy

[claidi]

Just a reminder...

[goldensunset]

kingdom hearts series was really funny for being like ‘here’s this wise sage king ansem and OOPS he’s actually a terrible person! but wait that wasn’t the real ansem haha lol the REAL wise sage king ansem is *flipping through pages* definitely a great person… *flips some more* for sure somewhere in here *flips even more* uh oh’

[goldensunset]

[lieserli]

coded the most important kh game ever

[kemono-friend]

Toby Fox designing chapter 5

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[tenderheliotrope]

[clowngirrl]

[sophie-baybey]

when and why were you big and round

Watch my VIDEO cretin!!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-w7YS3UjuDE&t=1147s&pp=ygUIc25hcGN1YmXSBwkJ_gsBhyohjO8%3D

[sophie-baybey]

I'm sorry for calling you cretin. That was uncalled for.

[sophie-baybey]

when and why were you big and round

Watch my VIDEO cretin!!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-w7YS3UjuDE&t=1147s&pp=ygUIc25hcGN1YmXSBwkJ_gsBhyohjO8%3D

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[youtubeswordsofwisdom2]

Sophie: Now I'm big and round. Penny: Okay.

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