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reblog if you ever actually used a phone with a “rotary dial” on it
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This graphic is just amazing. Picturing what most most people are trying to say in words is a great way to reach out to more people. The Anorexia picture and the child abuse picture was the one that broke me the most even if all of these pictures tells us a very important story.
I don’t expect this to go viral or to get millions of likes because, I don’t want it, liking won’t help. Please, embrace it and take action. Re blog so others can see it and talk about these world spread issues.
We have to work together to make the world a better and safer environment for everyone.
It would be nice if international leaders would play online multiplayer games to settle issues instead of dragging us to actual war.
I should seriously write a blog about how to be an adult (and a decent fucking human). The blog could have sections on everything from how to do basic shit like stock a pantry and do laundry to complex stuff like how to manage relationship problems and improve your communication skills. The only problem would be that I couldn’t assign it as required reading to people who fuck up near me.
Like, D- motherfucker, back to remedial life classes for you.
dude gimme a guide on how to stock a pantry I’m moving into an apartment next year and I gotta keep myself fed on a shit poor college kid budget
I’ve gotten a surprisingly large response to my “How to Adult” blog post, I may end up actually making it in the future but for the moment I can absolutely teach you how to stock a pantry.
How to Stock a Pantry
Ok, so stocking a pantry when you’re on a tight budget is one of the smartest things you can do to save your ass in the long run. Say you have $30 a week to spend on food, what you need to do is act like you have $25 to spend on your normal weeks groceries and take the leftover $5 and spend that shit on shelf stable or frozen food that you can buy in bulk. Foods like rice, dried beans, polenta, oats, canned tuna, canned tomatoes, pasta, sugar, salt, onions, potatoes, frozen veggies, cooking oil, etc. You can buy a lot of these foods at the dollar store (along with perishables like bread and peanut butter). Just aim to get one or two of these kinds of items every week and keep an eye out for sales on these sorts of foods!
After a month or two of this you’ll have enough basic foods stockpiled to last you if something should happen and you can’t afford groceries AND having a stocked pantry gives you way more versatility in your weekly shopping. You want to make stir fry this week? Awesome, you’ve already got plenty of frozen veggies and rice all you need to buy is eggs and maybe some soy sauce for a totally healthy, very cheap meal. Want soup? You’ve got beans, canned tomatoes, onions and frozen veggies, throw it all in a pot with some water and salt and you’re good to go.
A few things to keep in mind:
- Most of the time store brand is cheaper and tastes exactly the same (not all the time though, so make sure you try the store brand before buying a lot of it)
- Meat is expensive. Chicken thighs and organ meat are generally cheapest but it’s a good idea to make meat more of an accompaniment to your meals than your main staple.
- Use “meat stretching” meals like casseroles, soups, and pastas.
- Don’t buy juice, soda, or other drinks. Water is cheap and healthy.
- Meal plan.
- Wait, maybe you didn’t hear me. PLAN YOUR MEALS.
- Seriously, planning your meals lets you cut your grocery trips down to once a week (or every other week) which eliminates impulse buying, cuts down on food waste and helps you stretch your food budget SO much further.
- If you find fresh foods that you love (meat, fruit, etc.) on a great sale, buy what you can and freeze whatever you’re not going to use that week.
- Don’t let food go to waste. If you make a big pot of soup and can only get through half of it before it starts to go bad, put half of it in the freezer right after you make it. In a few weeks/months when you’re sick or just don’t feel like cooking you’ll have food that you can just pull out and reheat. Same goes for chili, casseroles, etc.
- Don’t buy prepackaged foods. They’re expensive, processed and while they might seem like cheap calories, you’ll get a hell of a lot more bang for your buck out of a bag of rice that you can use for 20+ meals than you get from that frozen pizza.
- The same concept goes for foods like beans. Buy them dried, not canned, they take more time but they stretch your dollar WAY further.
- Always pre-soak dried beans, preferably overnight. Seriously, do not skip this step.
- Feel like all of this is a little bland for your refined palate? Grow herbs in your window, they’re cheap to grow, very easy to keep alive and add a lot to your culinary repertoire.
- Make your own bread at home. It’s cheap as hell, tastes better and can be kind of fun.
Ok so all of that is great, now what the hell do you actually cook?
(meat can be added or subtracted from all of these recipes depending on your tastes and how much wiggle room your budget has)
Homemade Tomato Soup
Fried Rice
Potatoes and Onions (throw an egg on top and you’ve got a meal)
Spaghetti with Tuna and Lemon
Black Bean Chili
Freezer Burritos
Cheddar Polenta
Vegetable Soup
Onion and Potato Frittata
There you have it, go feed yourselves and relish in the adult points you totally just earned.
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i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die
#do u want to die in danish or english
#Surprise me
Isn’t that the plot of Hamlet
I thought I gave up tumblr, but I need my personal “happy” tag that I made. Like, really badly. I can’t even function today. Fucking hooray.
edit: I forgot what I used/never finished making it. Ha. Oops.
Long hiatus and my first post shall be:
Fuck. I had to turn in an unfinished essay. I feel like such a failure. I hate feeling like I wasted the Profs time. I feel awful. Just why.
i already loved sans from the pacifist playthrough but then i saw his boss battle and 6//_//6
hittin up that papyrus aesthetic
the only aesthetic post i need
do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
White girl nearly dies from eating ‘spicy’ Doritos.
Oh my god
weak bitch deserved it
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Aah tumblr. Such a wonderful site.
So, after doing some research into this I found out a few things.
The chips pictured above are Doritos new Roulette bag. They’re filled with mostly Nacho Cheese flavored chips and a couple ultra-spicy chips. Now, the ultra-spicy chips are coated with flavoring that measures 78,000 on the Scoville Heat Scale. For comparison, the Jalapeño pepper only measures 1000-4000 on it.
The girl pictured above is Beth, a 14 year old girl who has asthma. After eating the chip she began to struggle to breathe and feared she could die if it lead to a full-blown asthma attack. Then just a week later she had a asthma attack at school which she believes was linked to her eating the chip.
“I couldn’t stop crying. It was the worst attack I’ve ever had. It was terrifying.” - Beth
It’s sad to see a post with so many people laughing at a girl with breathing problems who legitimately thought she might die.
I usually wouldn’t do a long debunking type post like this, but my brother has asthma so seeing this pissed me off on a whole other level.
Seriously people she nearly fucking died
And you can’t get past the fact that she’s white. I’ll bet you ANYTHING if the word “lesbian” was in the title y'all would be researching Doritos conspiracies instead of laughing smh.
yells about angel and disgruntled dad jack and then tales makes it worse and just bury me basically,
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DEADASS!!!
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Fun fact. In the US it requires more training to legally become a hair stylist than a police officer. In some states requiring more than DOUBLE the minimum hours of training for hairstylists than those required of law enforcers.