Just A Simple Night Owl

Hello!! I'm Tara, a 24 year old girl from the United States. I am Bisexual and I tend to spend my time watching TV shows and anime, reading books and webcomics.

[tenya]

having slowpoke with 2020 glasses be the special event pokemon for New Years 2021 is the funniest joke niantic has ever made

[hey-belen]

“this is it”

“this is gonna be my year”

[sirfrogsworth]

Matt created an important update. 

[ Matt Bors ]

[viriven-deactivated20210615]

People in the notes are saying they’re not sure if this is satire or not.

It very much is, and if you haven’t seen it before, it’s also referencing the famous ‘Gotcha’ comic by the same artist that riffs on obnoxious argumentative fallacies:

[angelofthequeers]

Kudos to the artist for making this asshat so fucking punchable that I actually want to yeet my phone to smash his face

[mysharona1987]

[caitlinfishfood]

oh boy

[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is a Complex Web

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[doctortatertot]

[painlessnostalgia]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[caelpictor]

Oof

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

2021 please- I’m tired

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

This is a real tweet

[nerdgul]

2020 was weird and Bad but 2021 is bad and Weird

[catchymemes]

[irishshauna]

[astraldemise]

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

[astraldemise]

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

[urbanism]

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

[astraldemise]

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

[o-kurwa]

No wonder Meghan Markle wants to leave UK

[o-kurwa]

Since this post came back to life today, here's a few more comparisons

[spiderliliez]

Taraji P. Henson (as Katherine G. Johnson) Kevin Costner (as Al Harrison) Octavia Spencer (as Dorothy Vaughan) Janelle Monáe (as Mary Jackson) Excerpts from one of the best biographical films, HIDDEN FIGURES (2016)

[brevityandclarity]

I wonder how many people don’t realize this white male hero moment was made up for the film. 

[thesmilingfish]

(x)

[kikkerje]

Reviving for the actual facts

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

[quakerjoe]

[dduane]

THIS.

[oohh-heyyy]

I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused.

[nerdgul]

Were it not for ops comment i would not have known that says applause. I was ready to take this post at face value reading that shit as applesauce because thats just what you do on this bitch if a site

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guerrillatech]

[aliciavikander]

THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)

[wordshappensometimes]

Freya Allan (Cirilla), from Making the Witcher on Netflix

[shubbabang]